Subject: Re: [PW!] All Aboard the S.S. Anne!
Date: Tuesday, February 22, 2000 9:50 AM
Nisemon regarded the bloodstained ticket that he held in his
bloodstained hands. He'd found it in the pocket of the rucksack, that
too was covered in blood. He adjusted his bloodstained lapels in a vain
attempt to cover his bloodstained, tear-stained face.
"Bugger," he thought for the fiftieth time that day. "I have really
messed everything up."
And he had. The ticket had been completely clean before, and now he'd
gone and smeared blood all over it.
"Shit!" Nisemon banged his head against the sign that read "Please board
here". The glass shattered, and the lethal shards gouged his forehead
open, creating an impressive display of gore. The green-haired
bishounen clamped his hand to his head in a vain attempt to stem the
flow of blood. Before the pain could kick in, something positively
wonderful occurred to him.
Now, he was completely unaccountable for his own actions.
"ARRRGGGGH!" yelled Nisemon, but not actually needing to because the
ticket inspector was already running over to him. "Are you okay?" the
man was asking. "Do you need me to call an ambulance?"
"No," lied Nisemon, almost passing out from the pain, but still managing
to keep that insane, fixed grin on his face as he gritted his teeth to
stem the waves of agony pulsing through his head. "Oooh, what a terrible
accident," he wailed. "And I've gone and got blood all over my new
"Are you sure you don't need an ambulance?" the man asked again.
Blood was gushing from Nisemon's forehead in a veritable piss-take of
anime gore. "I'm fine, I'm fine!" laughed the insane Ditto. "I just need
to get on this boat." He proffered the bloody ticket for the inspector
to see. Instead of taking it, the man just gulped, nodded and hastily
waved towards the ship.
"Thanks," said Nisemon, and ran ahead to board the St. Anne. As he ran,
he cupped his hand to his head to collect the viscous liquid that was
gushing forth. He had already realised that the blood appeared to be
seeping back into his body. And it occurred to him that spilling a
single drop would be a VERY bad idea...
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