From: Marco262 (marco262@yahoo.com) Subject: Re: [PW!] Anyone got any Pepto-Bismol? (ATTN: RobfromVoid) Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2000/03/01 RobfromVoid wrote: > Xerox is already heading towards the exit, "Do not worry, master, I > anticipated your desire for me to be the one who Transforms into a Rapidash > and pulls the caravan southward. I am certain that you figure that Famifax > needs to spend 'quality time' with her 'true love', right? It would be a > crime to separate them now. After all, they have yet to exchange bodily > fluids." Xerox almost gags when she says that last part, as she heads out of > the open door of the caravan, slamming it shut. > > Marvin reaches behind his back and sweatdrops at Darian who is still in his > bean bag chair, "Oh, that Xerox - what a kidder!" "Kidder, riiight." said Darian. Suddenly, his stomach lurched again, reminding him of the real reason he came to the caravan."I'll be right back." he said. Marvin watched him racing to the small bathroom at the back end of the caravan. "Some things never change." Marvin said smiling. When Darian finally left the bathroom, the caravan was reaching the outskirts of Viridian City. "Feeling better?" asked Marvin, who was back in his favorite bean-bag chair reading a SI swimsuit-issue. "Yeah, thanks," said Darian. He looked around the interior of the caravan. Long racks of costumes lined one of the walls, and intermixed within them were many different boxes and containers for magic tricks, most involving, as Marvin liked to put it, "various pointing implements." All in all, it was a pretty cheerful place... "DARIAN! LOOK OUT!" Marvin yelled. A swift black shape came shooting at Darian from the side. It caught him off guard and he landed on the floor with the shape licking him savagely. Licking? Darian laughed when he realized that it was only Pardus, happy to see his trainer in good health again. "It's okay Marvin; it's just Pardus," Darian said standing up. Marvin sweatdropped. "Um, that wasn't what I was yelling about." "Daree-man!!!" Famifax lepted out of the clothes rack, tackling Darian in the side and knocking Pardus out of his arms. Darian landed on the ground, once again, but this time with a life-size Barbie pinning him to the ground with her knees. Famifax clapped with glee at the predicament her hunkee was in. "Now we's gonna have lotsa fun Daree-man. Fersure!" She snaked her hands down into Darian's shirt and started to take it off. Marvin just turned back to his magazine. "You two kids have fun. Just don't mess up the carpet." "Marvin! You're not helpi-mmph!" Darian's protest was cut short because Famifax had placed her lips right over Darian's. (That's about the best description I can give you of it because, whatever it was, it definitely was not a kiss. In the traditional sense anyway.) Famifax had to lean over the reach Darian's lips, and this freed his arms up just enough to allow him to flip Famifax of him and jump into the clothing rack. Famifax changed into a Ponyta kept close behind him. "The beauty of young love." Marvin sighed into his magazine as numerous screams escaped from the forest of costumes. TBC? (OOC: Ahhhh, memories!) -- -Marco262, Aspiring Regular ***************** Points: 15 Y2Tech Points 1 Mewtwo? Been Done Point ________ Points freely given ***************** Be nice to your enemies, it drives them nuts. IAD: The International Dyslexics Association ***************** "Get a real pet, get a monkey." -µ "Recent evidence suggests that a barrel of monkey is not half as fun as previously claimed, and is in fact, rather horrifying." -R2D2METWO "He's a legend in his own mind. Anywhere else he'd be arrested." -My friend Teresa "I'm sorry, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die." -Mr. Garrison on PMS ***************** Words of Wisdom: "It's not the pace of life I mind, it's the abrupt stop at the end." -Hobbes "A mirror, a shield, a promise, a great distance, and a kind word-five ways to avoid harm." Flavor text on Pentagram of the Ages "If we didn't laugh, we couldn't react to a lot of life." -Hobbes "The only reason that people use profanity or insults is that they can't come up with even a half-decent arguement otherwise." -Me "A bird in the frying pan is worth two in the fire." -Me (Don't ask.) ***************** AIM: Marco262 _________________ | | | PLEASE DO NOT | | FEED THE | | TROLLS | |_________________| | | | | /\/\/\/\|/\/\/\| |/\/\|/\ ()/)