From: Simon Locke <atr4llfe@aol.comATR4EVER> Subject: [PW!] BUM'N HUZZAHS! Date: Friday, January 07, 2000 11:26 PM "Heh..." Simon hehed. He felt a little confused, unaware of how to begin in this mission breifing. Most of these guys, Simon had never seen before, only a couple that he had remembered. Raven, an outstanding first class ATR BUM, sat at the end of the booth. Yoda and Fox were there too, from way back on the Island. The others, Simon couldn't quite remember. "Uhhh... sup." "Sup." They all said back. "Heh..." He said again. "Uhhh.... Ok." In Simon's mind nothing but confusion raced. A bunch of BUMs sat before him, waiting for their mission breifing, and all Simon could think about was that he was in a Woman's body. His own body, another man just sat at the table, intimadated by the new arrivals. "Ummm, Simon called all you BUMs here today, to breif you on ATR's next Mission. Project Huzzah." "DUN DUN DUN!!!" Raven blurted. ".... Ok....." Simon said and looked oddly at Raven. "As I was saying, Project Huzzah is the next big-" "No! It's Ba DUM DUM!" Yoda blurted as well. ".... Heh.... Guys. I'm gonna have to ask ya'll to shut up for the next couple of minutes." Simon said, trying to sound serious. "Ok, Project Huzzah. The objective is to destroy Team Rocket's nefarious Base, the Diet Coke Bottle from Hell. Such a task won't go unsacrificed, we will lose a great deal in this operation." "Excuse me, Mam. But, I've seen this base, I've been there." Said Saber, clicking his pen. "It's quite indestructable." "Not, totally indestructable, but possibly, destructable." Simon said. "What?" "Heh..... Uhhh nevermind. But, this is the plan. Starting at 0800 hours, the evacuation of Ivory Island will commense. This should take about 3 days to fully evacuate, then at 1600 hours, the BUMs, will lace the entire Island with high explosive Wigglytuffs. Then, at 1800 hours, we will pilot the Island..... into the Coke Bottle." "Wow....." Raven said in awe. "Dun dun dun... wait, we're destroying an entire Island just to get one Rocket Base?" "Yea, isn't it tyyyyte! Haha, but not just any Rocket Base. THE Rocket Base, the Diet Coke Bottle from Hell. Destroying this would criple all Rocket activity. It's worth it, plus one juicy detail I didn't mention. Dreadite will be at the bottle." "Wow.... who's he?" Fox said. "Uhh, he's evil, but he rocks!" Simon said. "..." "Hahaha, anyways. The explosive wigglytuffs will be enough to detonate the entire Island, and blasting that bottle into oblivion. Including Dreadite. Tyte huh?" "..." "... Ok Raven. Here's your assignment. I need you to go to Fuschia. And to the North of Fuschia, deep in the Safari Zone, there is a patch of land that is owned by ATR. That land is used for secretly raising lethal Wigglytuffs. You need to find a woman named Yuri. You can't miss her, she's a babe. Load about 2000 tons of ripe Wigglys on the Trucks that Yuri provides, and drive them to the top of Mt. Moon. There, you will rendevous with the Island. I'll be there, ready, and ATR will be fully evacuated." "Dun dun dun! Raven can handle that." "Tyte, take Simon, Yoda, and Fox with you. The rest will come back with me to the Island. But for now, get some rest. The clock for Project Huzzah starts tomorrow afternoon. Dismissed...... HAHAHAHAHA!" TBC (Well, you guys asked for it. And that's what I got.) "You ain't gotta like me, you just mad cuz I tell it how it is and you tell it how it might be." ~ Puff Daddy