From: LuNaTiC Raven
Subject: [PW!]Counter-Earth:Making Short Work Out of Koga?
Date: Monday, January 03, 2000 12:12 AM
{Disclaimer: This has nothing to do with any other PW! char except for Spawn.
Pseudo-NC as he says or something like that. Spawn if you hate this post or its
not in your plans You can declare it void. I think I was high while writing
this.....}
Raven snickered at what Derrick did to Icy. His eyes narrowed...if Raven's eyes
could get narrower.
"Damn traitor..." Raven thought, "Ill get him later"
Raven grinned evilly.
Meanwhile....
Saber and Koga were in a staredown.
"Try attacking me and we will kill you faster than how ATR fell" Koga
snickered.
"Ill Kill you where you stand. You won't live to see tomorrow. Today you
DIE!!!!"
Saber said. Saber brought out his pen and threw it at Koga.
Koga did not even flinch. Koga simply moved his head to one side as the pen
harmlessly passed him. "Haha" Koga waved the Pokemon Officials back "Ill get
him don't worry"
Koga turned to Saber but Saber was moving. Saber brought out another pen and
threw it as Koga as he charged toward Koga. Koga caught the pen in midair
broke it inhalf and tripped up Saber with a kick in the same motion.
Saber's breath was knocked out of his lungs and he was left fighting on the
ground fighting for air.
Koga Made a downward slice at Saber. Saber rolled out of the way expertly.
Saber grinned as he revealed that he had a coatful of Saber's Infamous Pens.
Koga lunged at Saber with his sword.
_______
James was fingering the sniper rifle that and pointing the crosshairs at Koga.
James was trying to see if he could get a clear shot on Koga but he was afraid
of hitting Saber. "OH WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT SABER" James said as he loaded the
rifle.
_______
elsewhere.....
A bunch of pokemon officials rushed to help Koga but was stopped by Raven as he
revealed his weapon. The officials cautiously stayed back.
Raven grinned evilly at the pokemon league officials.
_______
Saber was surprised at Koga's lunge and sidestepped neatly. Koga lunged again
at Saber. Saber tried sidestepping again but Koga sidestepped with him and
knocked Saber out.
Koga grinned as he flicked his sword into a upright slash just as Saber stood
up. Saber winced in pain. Koga's sword cut right through Saber's face. Saber
was bleeding everywhere coincidentally at how Squall was slashed in Final
Fantasy 8. No I am not lying.
"GRRRR...WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS? FINAL FANTASY 8? ITS a Pokewars story."
Saber said.
ITs 2am god dammit and...
"Listen, you. IF your Squall I must be Seifer." Koga said.
"Hmm..I am suppose to slash you back right?" Saber said
"Right." Koga answered.
Saber poked Koga with the pen "There. Can we continue with the fight?"
Yes. Where were we? Oh yeah.
Koga grinned as he flicked his sword into a upright slash just as Saber stood
up. Saber caught the blade with his two hands. Saber quickly jumped back up
with his hand cut up.
_______
This was just the moment when Trent Retwin "Accidently pushed" Lance out of the
window. Lance came flying out
and landed with a sickening thud.
"HOLY SHIT SABER JUST CAUGHT KOGA'S ATTACK WITH HIS HANDS!!!! and oh yeah Lance
the elite 4 guy just came flying out and he looks hes dead."
______
James was fingering the sniper rifle...Using the zoom mode to the best of his
cabilities.
"WOAH!!!!" James yelled in anything less than assassinlike as he spied on the
girl. "Damn I wish I could see her more upclose.
James was so much concentrated on his "Target" that he accidently pulled the
trigger. "Dammit what a bloody mess. Oh well not my fault" James whistled
seeing that the girl was shot blood spurting everywhere.
Unlike the Real Earth James, The Counter-James was not very suicidal and he
fooled around alot which always lead to incidents deemed "Accidental" and
"messy". Anyway sometimes James might actually get the job done and thats
better than any TR sniper can do.
James spotted 2 "bystanders" arguing. It looked they were arguing on bets on
who was winning the battle.
"SABER IS KICKETH MUCH ARSE says I!!!" One man said.
"NO NO NO KOGA IS MAJOR ASS KICKING MUCH ASS KOGA IS KICKING!!!" his friend
said.
"THOU MUST BE SILENCED!!!!"
One thing led to another
"YOUR ASS I WILL KICK!!"
And another
"THOU SHALT SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"
JAmes laughed mischieviously.
"HELL YOU WILL GO!!!"
"THOU SHALL DIE!!!"
"Listen you!!!"
Suddenly one of the arguing buffoon clutched his chest as a bullet suddenly
grew out of his body and dropped to the ground. The buffon looked at his
companion. "Well fuck."
His companion looked around him. Other people who were observing the fight
began to accuse him.
James laughed evilly and went back to the Saber Koga fight.
_______
Saber and Koga had a staredown both men's wounds bled insanely. On the
background paramedics got two body bag for the 2 people that got "accidently"
got shot out of nowhere. This was followed by a police officer carrying a
handcuffed buffoon off.
None of this bothered Saber and Koga. As they stare at each other longer and
more harder.
SEconds passed
Koga and SAber began to sweat
Minutes passed
Koga and Saber eyes began to narrow
Hours passed
Koga and Saber were about to lose it
After exactly 42 seconds of staring Koga and Saber both fell down.
The crowd murmured. Truly this had been a spirited battle. Nobody bothered the
fallen Lance as people kept on tripping on it.
Back to the battle.
"Your time has come. Koga" Saber smiled as he dived forward at Koga.
Koga was caught by surprised and the pen was force into his chest. Koga's eyes
clouded over as Saber pulled the pen out. Koga's eyes turned cloudy red and
struggled to breathe. "You will die with me!!!!" In truly dramatic fashion Koga
lodged his sword right into Saber's hip.
Meanwhile....
James was already targetting Koga before their staredown when he realized that
he was out of bullets. "Great..."
James ran all the way back to the TR base and came back fully loaded he then
pointed the gun at Koga just as Koga was stabbed by Saber. James fired anyway.
The bullet missed.
Koga laughed insanely as he stared at the blood coming from SAber's hip. That
laughter turn to sorrow as he realize he only stabbed himself. Saber was
bemused.
"ATR is gone. TR is still here. Your dead. Your part of the fight is over.
DIE!!!!!!" Saber screamed into Koga.
Saber walked out to where Raven was still holding the pokemon officials back.
Koga struggled to his feet. Koga fingered for one of those last minute poison
thingamajigs that he always carry in emergencies. "NO YOU WILL DIE ALSO!!!!!"
You might remember the old James back in our world where during the Final Ivory
Island battle. He missed 5 times at close range against Dreadite. Well unlike
that blind guy This James rarely miss twice.
Koga died before he hit the ground.
TBC.....
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