From: Ethan Einhorn
Subject: [PW!][LEAGUE] Dernam vs. Kirsty: Wipe-out wiped out.
Date: Wednesday, January 05, 2000 6:19 PM
"Drow, there you are!" Dernam, fresh from his date with Allison, ran
too his black-blue Nidoking. "Sorry about ealier, got distracted."
*Ain't 'that' the truth.* Scyther pokÚspeaked, flying down and landing
on Drow's impressive shoulders. *We've been waiting.* A nurse Joy
approached from the right and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Thank you for contributing your Nidoking to such a noble cause."
"A platform collapsed and almost killed a guy called Felix on the Ice
field. Your Nidoking helped in the effort to dig him out."
"So, you've been ding charity work while I was away?" Nidoking gave
him a vicious leer. "Anyway, let's gather the troops, we have a fight
"That may be complicated."
"Why so, miss Joy?"
"You're Dernam, correct?"
"Yes, I am."
"Well, your next fight is on the water field against agirl named
Kirsty. She's... a close frind of Felix."
"Ah, well, she may have my deepsest sympathy, but I'll still try and
kick her ass."
"*sigh*, very well and good luck. Oh, I just can't wait either. I bet
I'll just love Misty's special commentary as guest-announcer."
"Hmmm. I'm sure I will too." Dernam smirked slyly to himself and
waved goodbye. After a short search, hitmonlee was discovered playing
in the arcade, and Gastly was following girls out of the lady's room.
They were all set.
<10 minutes later>
"Welcome, I'm Tom."
"And I'm Misty, here as a special treat for all you water fans. From
the green trainer side we see Kirsty, who's been doing quite well."
Kirsty, shaken yet trying to remain strong, walked out onto the Water
field and stepped atop her platform, wazing to the crowd and trying her
best to maintain a smile.
"And on the red trainer side, we have Dernam Eord," Misty facefaulted.
"Who has also done quite well, winning 2 of 3 matches, an 2 out of 3
ain't bad. He's also gotten a small reputaion of introducing himself
with possibly offensive music."
"Whatever" by Godsmack issued forth from the Water Field's speakers,
and he entered. Misty, her suspicions confirmed, attempted to recover.
"Yup folks, there it is."
"Well, um, I think he may be a little cocky for his own good."
"Whatever you say Misty, but that Flareon looks like it's got alot of
spunk in it, although the odds of him being used here on the Water ield
are very slim."
Dernam shot a glance up towards the announcers box, then down at the
built-in mic that was in the platform. They were turned on as soon as
the battle started, to pick up commands, but he'd done one over on the
tech guy, and turned his on early, just in case. Now seemed to b a
"But seriously, Tom, I don't think..."
*DISCLAIMER* My brother dared me to use 23, so I'll use 23, if you know
what I mean. If you don't, you'll find out soon enough. Also note that
he isn't yelling, the volume is just turned up, it's normal talking
"SHUT THE HELL UP BITCH." Dernam's voice reverberated through the
stadium. "IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER WHAT YOU THINK." *3*
"Uhh, Misty, care to explain this?"
"AM BADMOUTHING ME, YOU PSYCHOPATHIC BITCH. I SUGGEST YOU SHUT THE
HELL UP." *5*
"Why you little..."
"NEED I REMIND YOU I AM TECHNICALY LARGER THAN YOUR SCRAWNY SLUT ASS?"
"FUCKNUT, I'M SURE. LEARN YOUR FUCKING ROLE, AND SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH,
"WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SHUT UP AND FIGHT?"
"BECAUSE THE BUTTON THAT ALLOWS US TO START THE GOD DAMN MATCH,
NUMBFUCK. IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND AS T SET YOUR ASS DOWN ON THAT
BUTTON, MAYBE BOTH OF US WOULD BE ALOT HAPPIER. BUT AS IT STANDS, YoU
AREN'T DOING A FUCKING THING TO START THIS DAMN MATCH, NOW ARE YOU?"
"OK! LOOK, I'M PUSHING THE BUTTON NOW! ARE YOU HAPPY?"
"YES, VERY BITCH. NOW SET YOUR SWEET LITTLE SCUZZY REAR DOWN ON THAT
CHAIR OF YOURS, POLISH IT UP ALL NICE AND SHINY, THEN TAKE THAT
SONOFABITCH SIDEWAYS, AND SHOVE IT STRAIGHT UP YUR CANDY ASS, WOMEN."
"THERE START YOUR STUPID MATCH! I HOPE SHE KICKS YOUR ASS!"
"I HOPE YOU LICK MY ASS. NOW SHUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' YAP, AND LET ME
CONCENTRATE ON THE JOB AT HAND. I'VE GOT AS TO KICK, DAMNIT." *And...
23! Haha, Jake owes me some money now.*
"Well Misty, that sure was a nice big load of happiness you just
dropped on us."
"SHUT THE HELL UP!"
TBC, tomorrow. Intresting, eh? You'd have had to read someof my
earlier work to get this...