From: Simyn Locke
Subject: [PW!] Did Saber do it?????
Date: Tuesday, February 15, 2000 9:32 AM
Part 1
With the island gliding smoothly on autopilot towards it's destination at Mt.
Moon, Simon took the peace and calm to train with Spike, Aqua and Mercury. He
was on the second deck, in a huge holographic chamber which was capable of
simulating any kind of environment.
"Yeeeeeeaaaaaa BIETZZZZZ! Let's have some fun, shall we?" Simon yelled out to
his Pokemon, "Yo Ivy! Give me between Lavendar and Saffron." Instantly, the
environment shifted into a sunny grassy field, with a few trees, and scattered
trainers training their pokemon. "Tyyyyyyyyte, thanks Ivy! Set random trainer
levels to 95, with an AI rating of 100%" With that, Laura approached some
shorts kid training a Nidoran Male.
"Excuse me little boy...." Simon said. "Might I have the pleasure of your
name?"
"Uhmmm... mam, it's..."
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!" Simon laughed to himself, but before
he could finish-
"OH YES IT DOES! TASTE THE WRATH OF THE SHORTS KID BABY!" All of a sudden,
friggin Techno music came blaring out of the gym's speakers. Simon was already
in the mood so he sent out his first Pokemon.
"GO SPIKE!" Simon yelled.
"Go SPUNKY!" The kid yelled out, but something else happened. He dug into his
pocket and pulled out a rock. "FETCH SPUNKY!" The Nidoran leapt up and caught
the stone in his mouth.
"Ohhh greatttttt...." Simon said to himself. The sequence took 30 seconds,
from the moment the Nidoran came into contact with it's evolution stone, to the
second it increased in mass by friggin five times. The NidoKing stood fully
erect at 8 feet tall. "Holy........cow..."
"SPUNKY! USE SURF!" The kid yelled.
"SURFF????? WHAT THE FF????" Simon watched with horrific eyes as the faster
Nidoking landed a Surf on Spike.
"SANDOOOOO!" Spike yelled as it was launched backwards with a mountain of
water.
"What the..... Ivy, freeze program, what just happened?"
The computers voice responded with, "Trainer level, 95, AI at 100% fainted
Sandslash with a Critical Hitting Surf."
"What the.... dammit. End program." Simon checked Spike, who wasn't really
hurt. He just laid curled up in a ball, with his pride a little damaged, but
nothing else. From the stands, Simon could hear Aqua and Mercury hurting with
laughter.
"Shut up. Haha!" From the end of the gym, a loud knocking emanated from the
doors. "Come in!"
In walked one of the volunteers whom Simon recognized immediately. He had a
feeling about this one, something about him just said potentially kickass.
"SABER!!!! WOOOO! HOW GOES IT FOOOOO!"
"..." Saber responded while cock eyed.
"Dude, I've been meaning to ask you, who in the hell is tagging the entire
island with a picture of a heart and the words, 'I LOVE SABER!' all over the
place???"
"..."
"Haha! Yea! So whazzup?"
"Well, I finished my assignment, and I was wondering if you'd look over them
for me." Saber said.
"You had an assignment?" Simon said not knowing what the heck he was talking
about.
"Ummm... yea. I'm your head Analyst and I just finished running a diagnostic
on all of Ivy's systems." Saber said.
"Heh, you did what to Ivy's systems? Hahahahaha... uh nevermind." Saber
handed Simon the evaluations list, and Simon glanced over all of them trying to
look like he knew what he was doing. "Tyyyyte.... anybody ever tell you that
you rock?"
"..."
"Dude, I mean, did ANYBODY, ever tell YOU! That Saber ROCKS!" Simon laughed.
"The heezy man! Rocks the Heez-"
"Incoming Message for Laura Dark from Derrick at the South End." Ivy said over
the intercom.
"Uhh, yea, go ahead Derrick."
"Laura, the machines have fully finished their job, and all boosters seem to be
in tact," Derrick said in his own, Derrick kind of way.
"Tyte, I have no more instructions as of now, do as you wish. You may join us
in the gym if you like, in fact, ALL OF ATR DONE WITH THEIR DUTIES PLEASE
REPORT TO THE GYM FOR SOME FREE TIME! YEA!"
"Ok... but Laura, if you don't mind, I'd rather..."
"Rather whaAAAZZZZAAAAZ" The what was somber atmosphere soon erupted into a
fury of electricity. Saber had been tossed back, and Derrick looking in
amazement through the monitor. A Thunderbolt shot out from no where and
continuously shocked Laura's body. "UHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA HELLPPPPPP
MEEEEEEEE." Simon screamed.
The thunderbolt kept going for a while, and Saber almost didn't hesitate.
"Uhmm, uhmmmmm, you! Ssss Sandslash! Earthquake now!" Spike had already been
in the process of trying to rescue his master, but to no avail. The
Thunderbolts seemed to be coming from another realm.
Out of nowhere, the words, "AKUUUUUUUUUMACCCCCCHUUUUUU," pierced the air.
"DRRRYYYYY YIE YIE DRRYYYYYYERRRRRICKKK HELPPP MEEE..... Ugh." Laura fell to
the gym floor as lifeless as ever. Her body unmoving and her Pokemon came to
wearily check what happened. Saber got up from off the ground and ran to her,
still shaking a little from the electricity.
He felt for a pulse... only to find... "Oh my God..... Laura Dark is dead."
"You ain't gotta like me, you just mad cuz I tell it how it is and you tell it
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