From: Simyn Locke <antlteamrocket@aol.comJennyShn> Subject: [PW!] Did Saber do it????? Date: Tuesday, February 15, 2000 9:32 AM Part 1 With the island gliding smoothly on autopilot towards it's destination at Mt. Moon, Simon took the peace and calm to train with Spike, Aqua and Mercury. He was on the second deck, in a huge holographic chamber which was capable of simulating any kind of environment. "Yeeeeeeaaaaaa BIETZZZZZ! Let's have some fun, shall we?" Simon yelled out to his Pokemon, "Yo Ivy! Give me between Lavendar and Saffron." Instantly, the environment shifted into a sunny grassy field, with a few trees, and scattered trainers training their pokemon. "Tyyyyyyyyte, thanks Ivy! Set random trainer levels to 95, with an AI rating of 100%" With that, Laura approached some shorts kid training a Nidoran Male. "Excuse me little boy...." Simon said. "Might I have the pleasure of your name?" "Uhmmm... mam, it's..." "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!" Simon laughed to himself, but before he could finish- "OH YES IT DOES! TASTE THE WRATH OF THE SHORTS KID BABY!" All of a sudden, friggin Techno music came blaring out of the gym's speakers. Simon was already in the mood so he sent out his first Pokemon. "GO SPIKE!" Simon yelled. "Go SPUNKY!" The kid yelled out, but something else happened. He dug into his pocket and pulled out a rock. "FETCH SPUNKY!" The Nidoran leapt up and caught the stone in his mouth. "Ohhh greatttttt...." Simon said to himself. The sequence took 30 seconds, from the moment the Nidoran came into contact with it's evolution stone, to the second it increased in mass by friggin five times. The NidoKing stood fully erect at 8 feet tall. "Holy........cow..." "SPUNKY! USE SURF!" The kid yelled. "SURFF????? WHAT THE FF????" Simon watched with horrific eyes as the faster Nidoking landed a Surf on Spike. "SANDOOOOO!" Spike yelled as it was launched backwards with a mountain of water. "What the..... Ivy, freeze program, what just happened?" The computers voice responded with, "Trainer level, 95, AI at 100% fainted Sandslash with a Critical Hitting Surf." "What the.... dammit. End program." Simon checked Spike, who wasn't really hurt. He just laid curled up in a ball, with his pride a little damaged, but nothing else. From the stands, Simon could hear Aqua and Mercury hurting with laughter. "Shut up. Haha!" From the end of the gym, a loud knocking emanated from the doors. "Come in!" In walked one of the volunteers whom Simon recognized immediately. He had a feeling about this one, something about him just said potentially kickass. "SABER!!!! WOOOO! HOW GOES IT FOOOOO!" "..." Saber responded while cock eyed. "Dude, I've been meaning to ask you, who in the hell is tagging the entire island with a picture of a heart and the words, 'I LOVE SABER!' all over the place???" "..." "Haha! Yea! So whazzup?" "Well, I finished my assignment, and I was wondering if you'd look over them for me." Saber said. "You had an assignment?" Simon said not knowing what the heck he was talking about. "Ummm... yea. I'm your head Analyst and I just finished running a diagnostic on all of Ivy's systems." Saber said. "Heh, you did what to Ivy's systems? Hahahahaha... uh nevermind." Saber handed Simon the evaluations list, and Simon glanced over all of them trying to look like he knew what he was doing. "Tyyyyte.... anybody ever tell you that you rock?" "..." "Dude, I mean, did ANYBODY, ever tell YOU! That Saber ROCKS!" Simon laughed. "The heezy man! Rocks the Heez-" "Incoming Message for Laura Dark from Derrick at the South End." Ivy said over the intercom. "Uhh, yea, go ahead Derrick." "Laura, the machines have fully finished their job, and all boosters seem to be in tact," Derrick said in his own, Derrick kind of way. "Tyte, I have no more instructions as of now, do as you wish. You may join us in the gym if you like, in fact, ALL OF ATR DONE WITH THEIR DUTIES PLEASE REPORT TO THE GYM FOR SOME FREE TIME! YEA!" "Ok... but Laura, if you don't mind, I'd rather..." "Rather whaAAAZZZZAAAAZ" The what was somber atmosphere soon erupted into a fury of electricity. Saber had been tossed back, and Derrick looking in amazement through the monitor. A Thunderbolt shot out from no where and continuously shocked Laura's body. "UHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA HELLPPPPPP MEEEEEEEE." Simon screamed. The thunderbolt kept going for a while, and Saber almost didn't hesitate. "Uhmm, uhmmmmm, you! Ssss Sandslash! Earthquake now!" Spike had already been in the process of trying to rescue his master, but to no avail. The Thunderbolts seemed to be coming from another realm. Out of nowhere, the words, "AKUUUUUUUUUMACCCCCCHUUUUUU," pierced the air. "DRRRYYYYY YIE YIE DRRYYYYYYERRRRRICKKK HELPPP MEEE..... Ugh." Laura fell to the gym floor as lifeless as ever. Her body unmoving and her Pokemon came to wearily check what happened. Saber got up from off the ground and ran to her, still shaking a little from the electricity. He felt for a pulse... only to find... "Oh my God..... Laura Dark is dead." "You ain't gotta like me, you just mad cuz I tell it how it is and you tell it how it might be." ~ Puff Daddy