From: Silversean <silversean@mediaone.net> Subject: [PW!] GODDISH DAMNED MOTHERF*@&ING STUPID LITTLE C*!@-SUCKING B*@$%! Date: Tuesday, February 29, 2000 1:48 PM "OWWWWWWWWWWW!" the moody little adolescent howled as a sharp pain pierced into his angle. "Goddish damn it..." he growled, clutching his now-bloody ankle, convulsing with a pain that will quickly pass. The wound isn't as bad as Daniel (yeah, the main character) thought it up to be, but that didn't stop him from reacting blindly. "Mother<naughty>ing little <naughty>sucking <naughty>..." he mumbled under his breath, narrowing his eyes down to the little bluish Nidoran. Female, he presumed. Taking off his coat, he trapped the unsuspecting Nidoran, and ran off. Halfway to his house, he realized he didn't know what he wanted to do with the Nidoran. He opened up the coat, and found the Nidoran lying cozily in the soft coat. "So cute..." he thought, petting the little Pokémon...and it bit his finger. He dropped the coat. Without a word, he kicked the Pokémon away. That night... A deep sleep was broken my the sound of scurrying paws across a wooden floor. Daniel sat up in bed, rubbing his eyes. He made out a small figure at the foot off his bed. With a shiver, he noticed the window was open. He hadn't left the screen open...Daniel looked again. The screen was scratched apart. He checked the bed again. The thing was closer. The Nidoran! It found him. Daniel scrambled under the covers, but somehow, the Nidoran got in...it was making a horrible noise. Daniel didn't dare to look...it was getting closer...he felt it brush against his hair...it stopped. Daniel finally worked up the nerve to look, and what he saw was something extremely odd. The Nidoran had curled up beside him, and it wasn't making a horrible noise at all...it was purring. Daniel brought up his bandaged hand, and stroked its soft fur. The Nidoran stretched out, and opened one eye at Daniel for a moment, and slipped back into its slumber, as did Daniel. Sig in progress.