From: YODERCS <yodercs@aol.com> Subject: Re: [PW!] I'm Too Sexy. Date: Monday, February 28, 2000 10:10 PM ---------- "Rapidash's long, flowing mane is yet another reason why this Pokemon is my most favourite of all. It's soft, billowing flames gently caress those around it, and it can be styled in a variety of ways. My own personal favourite style is the..." The sleeping members of the Pokemon Fan Club board were awakened when two angry Pokemon broke through the back wall and stormed across the table. Samuraichu kicked three of the humans as he blitzed his way out, Darwin pausing to Skull Bash the chairman. Behind them, they could hear a seething mob of screaming fans chasing after them, each promising more and more revolting torments for the pair to endure such as manicures and fur styling. <They're gaining on us!> yelled Samuraichu as he picked up his halberd, the weapon lying propped against a passage wall. <We've got ten seconds before Jolt sends this place sky high!> Punching through the final wall, the pair were greeted with open skies, and the shapes of Orion and Keri in the distance. Throwing themselves flat to the cement, they braced themselves as the Pokemon Fan Club Headquaters exploded behind them. <A noble sacrifice,> said Darwin. <She'll be out soon,> said Samuraichu. <And with my Pokebelt as well.> And sure enough, through the clouds of thick, black smoke and fire, an Electrode hovered in mid air, a Pokebelt wrapped around its smooth, spherical body.>>> (OOC: Catgonk, you captured darwins character perfectly.) Keri was fascinated. An electrode using a self destruct attack...And not fainting. And this one had a gender, contrary to the findings of her so called colleagues, who believed them all to be androgynous, mindless drones! Wait till they find out about this back at the lab! And her heart sank as she recalled her current furry state of existence. She held up a paw. <Can this really be me?> she thought. She tried to banish the thought from her mind but the same scientific training she used to push it out also kept the thought in the back of her mind, like a splinter in her brain. Meanwhile Darwin was frantically checking himself over in any reflective surface. <Orion, are there any bows or ribbons on me?!> <Yeah, a huge one on your tail, it makes you look so adorable!> Orion jested. <Aigh! Getitoffmegetitoffmegetitoffme!!!> Darwin frantically yelled, spinning around in a circle. <Little thing we humans call humor, Darwin. You should try it sometimes, that is if it's not against your principles.> Orion said. <Very funny, ape.> Blizzard yawned and stalked over to where Darwin and Orion where. <So I heard you got captured by the pokemon fan club. Mighty Darwin, defeated by lasses! Oh the pokemon resistances mightiest warrior, gone! Doppler must have shot himself in shame!> Blizzard said, as the group began resuming their journey to surges gym. The group walked past a paperboy yelling "Extra extra! Doppler reported dead by bullet from close raaange!" and Blizzard sobered a bit. <Well I didn't see anyone trying to capture you! And anyway, at least I had the courage to face them! All you did was lie there, unconscious.> Darwin said, looking Blizzard in the eye and growling for emphasis. <Break it up, you two. Hmmph for evolved, independent pokemon I expect better of you. Darwin, you're brave but your need to make Blizzard submit is almost human like. Don't sink to her level. And Blizzard, what should you care about what Darwin thinks of you? He's beneath you, right?> Keri lectured. This had a profound effect on both of them. Blizzard haughtily walked off, holding her head as high as possible. Darwin on the other paw was overjoyed. <She said i'm brave! This is great!> played in an endless loop through his mind. Finally the odd group of travellers arrived at the entrance to surges gym... Hedgehogey, on a friends account