From: Lewis19 <ljlovhaug@mail.coolbits.nu> Subject: Re: [PW!] Insanellama comes to.... Date: Sunday, January 09, 2000 12:00 AM On Sat, 8 Jan 2000 22:43:03 -0600 "Insanellama" <insanellama316@yahoo.com> wrote: > > Lewis19 <ljlovhaug@mail.coolbits.nu> wrote in message > news:jVTd4.26849$Mg.392111@c01read03-admin.service.talkway.com... > > On Sat, 8 Jan 2000 20:45:39 -0600 "Insanellama" > > <insanellama316@yahoo.com> wrote: > > > Insanellama sat up. He shook his head in an attempt to clear it. > "What > > > the hell happened to me?" > > > > > > As if to answer the door to the room answered and a man in a black > > > trenchcoat walked in. "Nap-time's over, time for the execution." > > > > > > "The wha?" Insanellama looked quickly around, he was in a plain > white > > > cell with no windows, and only one door. "uh-oh." Insanellama checked > his > > > belt. "Good, they missed the knife behind the buckle" he thought > silently to > > > himself. Too bad the man in front of him was holding a sub-machine gun. > The > > > man motioned for him to leave the room first. Insanellama stepped out > the > > > door. The man was following just a little to close for his own good. > > > Insanellama bent over at the waist and slammed his boot into the man's > > > crotch. At the same time, his left arm was coming up to grab the muzzle > of > > > the gun. He grabbed hold of it just as the man layed down on the > trigger. > > > Insanellama's right hand had already retrieved the knife from behind his > > > belt buckle, and he flicked it into the man's chest. He ripped the gun > free > > > of the man's grasp, retrieved his knife, and the extra magazines for the > > > gun. More guards were on the way who had heard the sound of the > sub-machine > > > gun. Insanellama looked around and saw his holster hanging on a wall. > He > > > belted it on. The hunting knife was with it, and he put it in it's > place in > > > the crease of his back. He couldn't find the other two throwing knives. > Oh > > > well, they were easy enough to replace. > > > > > > Jeff just wasn't having a good week. They had had a heck of a time > > > catching this guy for execution, and now there was a problem in the part > of > > > the building where he was being kept. He ran head long around the > corner, > > > and knocked insanellama onto his back. Before he realized what was going > on, > > > something hard hit the back of his head. > > > > > > Insanellama was moving, but with no idea which way was out, he might > > > just be going deeper into the building. He tossed out 2 pokeballs. > > > Darkhorse and pikachu appeared before him. Without breaking stride, he > > > picked up pikachu, and mounted Darkhorse. Insanellama shifted so he was > > > facing backward's in the saddle. "Darkhorse, watch my six." Two men > came > > > chasing after him. They raised thier weapons only to recieve a double > tap to > > > their respective heads. > > > > > > Insanellama began to recognize things. This place looked > suspiciously > > > like one of the Team Rocket bases he had been taken to before, very much > > > like the one near Pewter in fact. "Turn right, up the stairs!" Darkhorse > > > followed orders. When they were about six flights up Insanellama told > > > Darkhorse to stop. He was pretty sure this was the ground level. He > looked > > > through the door into the main building. Yep, this was it. He remounted > > > Darkhorse and they charged through the doorway. Insanellama took out > the > > > two guards at the exit. > > > > > > "That was way too easy," he said to darkhorse. No sooner had he said > it > > > then he wished he hadn't opened his mouth. Up ahead was a road block, > > > complete with two sherman tanks, and airsupport from an apache > helicopter. > > > > > > "Stand down!" Shouted a voice through a loudspeaker. > > > > > > "Darkhorse stomp attack now!" Darkhorse leapt high into the air, > stamped > > > its hooved on the top of the tank and made another tremendous leap. > "Full > > > spead ahead" > > > Insanellama and Darkhorse made dust, headed for Cerulean City. They > road > > > off into the sunset, at full speed. > > > > > Lewis had been sick of waiting. Sick of waiting for when they were > > going to tell him when his fifth round was. Sick of the League. He > > had been having so many problems recently: the forming of Clan Caterpie > > 2000, the League games and his humiliating loss in the third round on > > the water field, and especially that Mew that was mysteriosely watching > > him and thinking that he had once belonged to Lewis, but Lewis didn't > > believe a word of it. So, Lewis decided to just get onto Pidgeot and > > fly down to Cerulean City to chat with the PODA and check if the > > insanity of Tiki was over with and also if John and Pipian were better. > > All of a sudden, Lewis heard a big explosion come from near Pewter! > > "Pidgeot! Double back and investigate!" Lewis shouts. > > "Pidgeo!" Pidgeot said. > > Pidgeot turned a hard right and swerved down. Lewis looked down and > > saw a someone riding on a Rapidash and narrowly avoiding psybeam shots > > by Team Rocket Alakazams. The Rapidash was fast, but psychic energy > > was faster. "Pidgeot! Whirlwind attack!" Lewis shouts. Lewis > > teleported off of Pidgeot, who flapped it's wings at an incredible > > speed and agility. A mini tornado formed, gushing all the Rockets > > back. > > "We're blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!" the shout. Lewis helped the > > guy up. "Hi, I'm Lewis." Lewis said. "Howdy, Insanellama's my name." > > he said. "THE Insanellama? I thought you disappeared along with Icy!" > > Lewis shouts. "What are you talkin' about? Where's Icy?" Insane asks. > > > > "He disappeared just a month ago. Vanished without a trace." Lewis > > says. Insane sweatdropped. "Hey, you could use some help. By the > > way, did you know that while you were gone, a new clan Caterpie formed? > > I formed it actually." Lewis said. "Really? That's nice. Could I > > meet the others?" Insane asks. "Sure! Get on Pidgeot, I'll fly you to > > Indigo Plateau." Lewis says. > > "Thanks for the ride, Darkhorse and I've had a rough day. Hey, out of > curiosity, what's today's date?" > > "It's January the 8th of 2000" > > "It'S WHAT?!?! You mean it's not still December? What in the name of > Goddish happend to me. Team Rocket must have slipped me something." > Insanellama recalled Darkhorse and pikachu, and got on Pidgeot. "So, did I > get a nice obituary in the papers" asked Insanellama in a voice of sarcasm. > > "Not really, they didn't actually declare u dead, just MIA" > > "Hey, you know anything about what happened with my brother > Chaoticllama?" > > "We all thought he was with you." > > "Well, I guess he'll turn up, he knows how to take care of himself." > > "Runs in the family eh?" > > "Well, I guess so." > > A few minutes later they landed in Indigo Plateau. > Lewis and Insane got off of Pidgeot, and there waiting was CC2K. "Where were you? We were worried!" Meeko says. "Please, like the human spirit I'm indestructible." Lewis replies. "Howdy." Insane said. "Who's he?" Mike asks. "His name is Insanellama. He was one of the original members of the original Clan Caterpie." Lewis replies. "But he disappeared!" Nicky says. "That's what I thought. When I was flying back to Cerulean for a short vacation, I found him being attacked by Rockets." Lewis replies. "Pleasure to meet-oh!" Kelly says, suddenly tripping. Nicky quickly grabs her by the waist. <Wooh wooh! The love birds getting it on!> Ivysore shouts. Nicky and Kelly glare at Ivysore. <What? Oh, I should get a polaroid of this!> Ivysore shouts. Lewis grabbed his head and fired a psybeam at Ivysore, who quickly jumps onto Meeko to evade it. "That's it!" Lewis shouts. Lewis stomps over to Meeko and says, "Meeko, this is the last straw! I am sick and tired of that dumb, sarcastic, idiotic, dumbfounded-" <Handsome> Ivysore interrupts. "-egotistical little animal! I am going to do what I should've done whne I first met it!" Lewis shouts. Meeko grabs Ivysore in fear. "Meeko..." Lewis says, reaching into his pocket. Lewis pulls out a pokeball, expands it and shouts, "I challenge your Ivysore to a Pokemon match! Six on six, commanding your Pokemon!" Meeko and Ivysore facefall. "Nice to know the Clan's being soooooo peaceful after it broke apart." Insane says. TBC(Meeko, e-mail me about the battle.) ------------------------------- Sigglypuff v1.2 "Not allowed? Me? I'm allowed everywhere!"-Lewis "We're the best, we're the beautiful, we're the only: Clan Caterpie 2000!"-Lewis -------------------------------- Author of Lewis, Mike, and Bridget characters copywrite 1999, blah blah blah, legal crap, blah blah, you get the idea. -- Free audio & video emails, greeting cards and forums Talkway - http://www.talkway.com - Talk more ways (sm)