From: Insanellama
Subject: [PW!]Insanellama plays a game.
Date: Monday, January 17, 2000 12:59 PM
Insanellama walked through the saloon style swinging doors, dressed in
tattered jeans, a kahki shirt, some old mudcaked boots, and a hat that had
definately seen better days. Everyone around him was wearing suits. This
was just the psychological advantage he was looking for. He knew, that
unlike most people, he woulod not feel uncomfortable as hoplessly
underdressed as he was. On the other hand, he would make anyone playing at
his table, and possibly those around him uncomfortable. He would also be
suspected as a yokel who didn't have a chance of winning the game. He'd be
seen as someone to take chips from. He went to the front desk, was issued
his $25,000 in chips, and went to look at the assignment board. He noticed
that he was at a table with some men very high up in industry. So much the
better, they'd really be disgusted by him. He took his time swaggering over
to the table, and the other 4 men were thoroughly annoyed. That's when
Insanellama noticed the dealer. He smiled, "Howdy" he said and tipped his
hat to everyone. He slouched down into his chair. His eyes were about 5
inches above table level. The 4 men growled, and Chaoticllama began dealing
out the cards. About an hour into the game, Insanellama was down to $1000.
"Ok, it's time to stop playin around, I know how to read 'em now."
Insanellama made his decision. He managed to make it look like luck, he
lost a hand every now and then, and looked passably amazed at his growing
pile of chips. "Well shucks, guys, I guess I'm just a lucky son of a gun
eh?" he said as he collected an unusually large pot. One of the men
whispered in CHaoticllama's ear.
Chaoticllama stood up, walked around the table to where Insanellama was.
He picked him up roughly, took off the fringed jacket Insanellama was
wearing, and checked his sleeves. Insanellama was completely unarmed. That
didn't mean much, Chaoticllama knew Insanellama was very good at using his
environment to his own advantage, and the procurement of weapons from it was
second nature. Chaoticllama walked back over to the man who had whispered in
his ears. "I'm going to have to ask you to leave now. It's the rule, you
accuse someone of cheating who is not, you hand over your chips.
"WHAT? The man got very agitated, and got a certain look in his eye.
Chaoticllama flashed a revolver into the mans belly. "Make no mistake,
unlike the cowboy over there, I'm fully armed. Now hand over your chips to
him, and kindly leave the building, or under the contract u signed, no jury
would convict me." Chaoticllama enpahasised his statement with a light
shove. The man reluctantly slid his chips to Insanellama. The game was
almost over anyway.
The other 3 men slowly gave ground, and in the end, Insanellama was
holding all the chips. "Congratulations Sir, go to the desk to collect your
coins and recieve your next assignment," said Chaoticllama in a business
like manner. Chaoticllama walked over to Insanellama's next assignment. He
had been ordered to deal every hand that Insanellama played. Chaoticllama
had to admire his brother's style, even his clothes had been a
master-stroke.
Insanellama collected his winnings, and scanned the assignment board.
Most of round one was still going, but they had managed to get 5 games over
so round two could begin. Insanellama noticed a somewhat disturbing
development, the name BUCKWHEAT was on the board in one of the round 1 games
still going.
Insanellama knew that the same tricks probably wouldn't work this time.
He'd heard the others from his table talking to some of the guys at his next
game. He dropped the swagger, and the slouch, but he didn't stop acting
like he was just lucky. "Well looks like you guys made it hear too. Boy I
sure do like the big city. He stood behind the chair, and swung both his
legs around it, and came over the back. He took off his hat, ran his
fingers through his hair, and settled it back on his head. "Hey, how bout
that, I remember you. You're the dealer from last round." he said pointing
at Chaoticllama. Privately Insanellama wanted to know exactly what in the
name of Goddish Chaoticllama was doing back in Team Rocket.
This game went far more quickly than the last. Insanellama only lost a
few hands before he knew everyone's sign. As soon as he was sure, he decided
to start playing. The other men noticed that the overwhelming majority of
the hands were going to Insanellama, and the ones he lost were only small
pots anyway. One of the men who looked a little bit more tempramental than
the rest stood up suddenly, and drew a glock from his pocket. "Go ahead pal,
but I'm sure the dealer will thell ya, that if you shoot me, you'll catch
more than one peice of lead." Insanellama suddenly noticed the look in the
man's eyes. This man no longer cared whether he died in the act of killing.
Insanellama dove in one motion over the table, and rolled under an
unoccupied one, then with his hand tipped it on its side. The man's pistol
was tracking over, and the wood got in the way just in time. The small
calibur glock wasn't able to get through, and it only had one bullet in it
anyway. Insanellama knowing this, righted the table, and bounded up. He
walked around the table to his chair, and sat down.
Chaoticllama waved a hand to two bouncers, and pointed at the man with
the glock. He slid the chips over to Insanellama's place at the table.
Insanellama had the rest of the game won in half an hour.
Insanellama settled in to watch for a while. The third round was
nowhere near being started.
TBC????????
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-Insanellama
Watch your six.
icq # 17681168
Aim nick: Insanelama