< Never mess with a porygon that`s pissed off about its name...
Date: Tuesday, February 08, 2000 5:41 PM
As the two walked towards Saffron, they were amazed by its size. "This place is
huge! It`s way bigger then viridian, where I grew up. Well, come on, the whole
reason for us being here is to get a pokemon from the fighting dojo.", said
Araya as she and Repticus entered the city. It was hard to avoid the busy
streets and sidewalks, as this city, one of the busiest cities as well as one
of the largest, was also very complicated to get around. "Which way should we
go to find this place?", asked Repticus. "I think its right over here by
Saffron gym.... there it is!", said Araya as she spotted the pagoda, which
stood out from the normal buildings because of its shape. "W...W..W...What!
Closed! how could it be closed, this is impossible! we finally get to this
place after walking for miles, and it is...Closed?!" "Wait, I think there is a
light on, let`s see if Alphaomega can help us. Alphaomega, come out and fly up
to the roof and see if there is anyone inside." "How am I supposed to do
that?", said Alphaomega. "By crashing through the celing?" "There are a couple
of skylights on the roof, see through the windows." Then, with a reluctant
sigh, he flew up and looked through the skylights. There, he could not believe
what he saw. "I thought Abras were supposed to be superintelligent! How could
you possibly think that there would be a computer inside of a dojo?! bah, I
really hate organic pokemon." "Quit your bickering Windows, you are about as
incompetent as the operating system you were named after." "Yeah, well you
shold have seen my brother Mac if you want incompetent!" "Nevemind this, you
pathetic Porygon, let`s return to the job at hand." Then, the duo of pokemon
inside the dojo came to a door, which lead to the head office of the dojo. "Ok,
fine, let`s get this overwith, Ness." Then, the Abra, using his only technique,
teleport, got to the other side of the door and opened it."What are you
waiting for, a private invitation? Come in!" That was all Alphaomega could see
and hear, so he told Repticus and Araya what had happened. Then, they decided
to come in and stop them. Then, when they were on the roof, Repticus sent out
Razor and Blade to carefully cut the glass so they could come in and find out
what they were doing. "OK, Charmander, I Choose you!", said Araya as she called
her pokemon out. Following Razor and Blade, Charmander peeked inside the door,
and he wasamazed. "Initializing Cyberspace tranport sequence.", said the Abra,
Ness. "Yeah, um Whatever, I know the drill." Then, Ness pulled out a cord,
hooked it to Windows`s mouth, and then attached the other end to a serial port
in the back of the office computer. "Begin transport sequence...No..Hey!",
said Ness as Charmander blew a stream of flames at him. Then, Razor, Blade,
Repticus, and Araya also came through the door."I wasn`t expecting an
audience,oh well Come on Windows, looks like this Mission will have to be
aborted." Wow, we really got far in this one.", said Windows. "Hey, you guys
aren`t going anywhere!", said Razor. "Yeah, what`s the matter, afraid to
battle?", said Blade. "Char Char Mander!", obviously said Charmander. "Ok, If
you want a battle, we`ll give you a battle, but prepare to be defeated.", said
Ness challengingly.
"Leave this to us, small fry.", said Razor and Blade, chalenging the two
pokemon. "Ok, Razor, Blade slash attack!", said Repticus. "Converting to
Psychic type.", said Windows. Meanwhile, Ness was warping around, easily
avoiding Razor and Blade`s attacks, using his teleport technique."Conversion
complete, now you guys are gonna get it, Psybeam attack, Bwa ha ha!", then
Windows used his Psybeam, and both Razor and Blade were knocked Backward into
the wall. "Hey, No fair!", they both shouted. "Char??", said Charmander
nervously. "Ha, what a pathetic pokemon. C`mon Ness let`s finish it and get on
with our work.", said Windows as he charged up another psybeam. "agreed." "Ok
Charmander, It`s all up to you, use your ember!", said Araya hopefully.
"Charmander Char!", said Charmander as he spun around faster and faster. Ness
was able to avoid all of the fire using his teleports, but Windows was damaged
by the fire. "That hurt.", said Windows challengingly. Then, he threw a psybeam
at Charmander, almost fainting him. "Razor, Blade return!", said Repticus.
"Charmander, return!", said Araya. "We`re not finished yet! Alphaomega,
Plesiu..." "Don`t send out Plesius, his weight will crash through the floor!",
warned Araya. Repticus only sent out Alphaomega, hoping that he would be able
to battle the two seemingly invincible pokemon. "Wait a second, this is not an
ordinary dojo, it was made for pokemon battles! ok, Nidorina go!" "Plesius, it
is your turn to battle.", said Repticus. While Alphaomega was quickly knocked
out of the fray, Plesius and nidoria were actually doing well. "So, mr. big
scary psychic pokemon, you think you can beat me?", arrogantly said Plesius.
"you need a little taste of ice beam then don`t you? well, here it goes!", said
Plesius as he sprayed a powerful beam of ice at the floor. Then, when Ness
teleported to avoid the initial beam, he kept slipping on the frozen floor, and
was then KO`ed by a horn attack from nidorina. "Now, the coup de grace, surf
attack!" Then, to add iinsult to injury, he sprayed a powerful beam of water at
both pokemon, shorting the computer elements in Windows, and damaging Ness.
"Hey, we`re suposed to win, not you!" "This situation is highly against our
favor in terms ov victory, I suggest we leave." "I`m with you Ness, lets
split!" Then, Ness teleported them both back into the computer room, and
Repticus, Araya, Plesius, and Nidorina chased after them. "See ya later
orgaincs! we`ve got other plans.", said Windows as he was being hooked up to
the computer again by Ness.Then, as Ness used his psychic powers to type on the
keyboard at the same time he was holding on to Windows, he initiadted a
program, and they both vanished. "Well theres something you don`t see
everyday.", said Araya in astonishment. "I think I know a way to retrieve them.
with these primitive computers that you use, they can be hacked into as easily
as a pokeball." Then, Repticus, while typing as fast as he could, pulled up an
internet window as well as the A: drive screen. "I have located their position.
They seem to be going to some building called Silph Co.Luckily, the terminal
they are transferring to is not active now, so we have a few seconds." Then, he
pulled up a download screen, and in a few seconds, both pokemon were trapped as
data on a floppy disk. "Wow! and I thought I was a computer expert!", said
Araya, amazed by Repticus`s abilities in computer navigation. "Wait, before you
take the disk out, I wanna have a little fun.", said Araya. "Your not the only
computer expert here ya know." Then, she uploaded the file into a chat room,
and read what it said.:
Ness:I told you to take a right turn here at amazon.com!
Windows: Well excuuuuse me, Mr. "I know a shortcut"!
Ness: Now were trapped on a 3.5 floppy disk! It is so embarrasing to be
trappend on such a low-tech piece of technology.
Windows:Yeah, well don`t worry, they can`t possibly hear what we are saying.
Ness: So much for taking new opportunities.
Windows:Yeah, I guess your right.
At that moment, Araya and Repticus were both getting bored, and took the disk
out of the computer. "What should we do with this thing?", asked Repticus. "In
my personal opinion.",said Plesius. "We should try to find out what these
pokemon were doing here." "Good call Plesius, but first we haveto get out of
here." Then, Araya and Repticus both recalled their pokemon, and Repticus
released Alphaomega.They escaped the same way they came, and were back on the
streets on the city that never stops pokemon training, Saffron city.
,The Great Cybraptor
who wonders when G/S come out , how many people will nickname their Marril
Pikablu
"we are yeerks! not used car salesmen! we do not negotiate!"
viser 3, from the animorphs TV show.
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