From: Tech Weaver, LiveFromTheBunker <TheOver-Powerer@webtv.net> Subject: Re: [PW!] Oh Victreebell, Oh Victreebell... Date: Sunday, January 02, 2000 8:44 PM "No, wait," said Smasher. "Leave this to me." Smasher calmly walked up to the cop and tapped his shoulder. "Excuse me, sir?" Smasher said. The policeman, despite cries of "Police brutality" by the naked kid, kept beating on what Smasher assumed was Morgan. "Excuse me, sir?" Smasher said louder, trying to get the policeman's attention. When that didn't work, Smasher said, "Ah, screw it," too which he added, "Hey pig!" The cop, upon hearing what coincidentally was his high school nickname, stopped beating on Morgan long enough to take a look at Smasher. Smasher threw a snowball right in Officer Pig's face and ran off. Enraged, Pig chased after him. "Stop in the name of the law!" called Officer Pig. "You're under arrest for assaulting a police officer!" Pig chased Smasher down the street and around a corner. Smasher ducked into another alley, only to find it was a dead end. He quickly looked around for a way out. Officer Pig, a grossly overwieght man, slowly jogged down the street after the perp that hit him with a snowball. He was out of breath when he got to the alley. Empty. Not even a place to hide. Pig could've sworn that Smasher had gone down here. Ema helped Morgan to his feet. Suddenly, Smasher (with Cliff Diver and Shuriken, of course) appeared in a flash of light. Morgan and Ema stared at him in amazement. "How did you...?" began Ema. "We teleported," explained Smasher. "Shuriken can use teleport to escape battle. Didn't think we'd end up here, though." "That's nice," commented Morgan. "Think you can teleport us somewhere warm? I'm freezing my #(%*@ off here!" In a flash, Shuriken teleported the five of them into the Pokecenter. A woman shrieked. Another fainted. Several people's eyes turned to the size and shape of dinner plates with pin-hole sized pupils. A typical anime response. "We oughtta get you some clothes, too," added Ema. To be continued... -- My name is Chet "Tech" Weaver. Learn it well, for it is the chilling sound of your doom. Sigs are irrelevent. Resistance is Futile. Fnord. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A copy of Adam "Smasher" Samson's WG can be found at: http://community.webtv.net/TheOver-Powerer/pwwg AGNP Quote of the Undefined Time Period: "Machoke uses Submission on Hitmonlee! Hitmonlee taps out! Machoke wins!" -- Tech Weaver, Re: WWF News and Notes When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather; Not screaming in terror like everyone else in his car. "'Do it?' Dan, I'm not a republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago." -- Ozymandias, Watchmen. "You've caused the extinction of the 20th century, sir. Gum?" -- Kryten, Red Dwarf "Let's get rid of the semicolon; No one ever uses those." -- Wally, Dilbert (comic strip) Current Score: 14 Zeni Points 1 Neo Power Point 1 Meeko-Courage Point 1 "You're still *alive*?" Point 110 Spiffy Points (?) 5 BBB (Bomb Ball Basher) points. 500 points that go Moo 2000 - "I survived Y2K" points 10 Andy Gave Me Points points. 60 Me need things for sig points 15 "You haven't kill-filed WebTV, have you?" Points & 5 Complementary Simple, Ordinary, Regular, Nothing Special Points