From: SleepyAlakazam (chadderh@aol.comhggfass)
Subject: [PW!][NC] Oolanko's Killing
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Date: 2000/04/16
Warning: This contains graphic depictions of violence and gore. Reader
discretion is advised. This is my take on Jose's killing of Tenchi.
"Here it is."
Tenchi opened the door to the warehouse, slowly stepping inside.
"Hello? Who sent for me?" cried a nervous Tenchi.
Creak. Creak. Creak.
Tenchi turned his head in fear, heart racing. What was happening?
"Hello!? Who sent for me? Show yourself!"
Creak. Creak. Creak.
"Hello there, friend. It is I, Death. Glad to meet you." eerily said an unknown
voice. The words echoed throughout the warehouse, each time scaring Tenchi
more.
"Wh-wh-who are y-y-y-you? Please, don't hurt me!" Tenchi cried out.
"Hurt you? Now, why would I do such a thing?"
The lights went out. Darkness engulfed the room. No sounds, no movement.
A pair of white orbs appeared, lighting only themselves.
Gone.
They re-appeared six feet from where Tenchi stood, gazing into the darkness.
Gone.
Where did they re-appear? Nowhere.
Instead, a raspy voice took it's place, beside Tenchi's left ear.
"Time to go, friend."
And with those words, the figure thrust his bony hand into Tenchi's back,
tearing through spine, into the heart. The index finger thrust into Tenchi's
heart, leaving a small hole that bled the very life from him.
The dark figure pulled his now-bloody hand from the lifeless body of Tenchi.
Walking away, he muttered but two words.
"For mother."
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Butt.
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Did you know that the Bible has been translated into Klingon?
Heh fools stop reading.