From: Tech Weaver, LiveFromTheBunker
Subject: Re: [PW!] Point Number 1 (was Message to the troops)
Date: Monday, January 10, 2000 7:33 PM
>Cinder emerged into the sunlight , paras's in
>tow. Morgan trembled. "It's....It's....It's....!"
>"Monty pythons flying circus?" Ema offered.
>"NnNnNo! It's that guy from the pokemon R R
>r r resistance!" Morgan stammered out.
>"It's ok. The pokemon resistance is a friend of
>all oppressed, not just pokemon. Now what
>are you doing wearing so little in the middle of
>january?" Cinder said.
[Note to JoE: I don't think Smasher ever actually said anything about
the black Onix. He just thought about it. Anyway, on with the show!]
Smasher thought that was a rather trivial question to be asking while a
rare and possibly Legendary Pokemon was being captured by Team Rocket.
Smasher glanced into tunnel in which the Black Onix was being cornered
by the Rockets. Just like the time he tried to catch it, the gigantic
creature dove underground. Again, this caused rocks to fall all around
its assailants. As far as Smasher could tell, they didn't have a
digging Pokemon to save them.
Smasher turned back to Cinder.
"Maybe we should be asking YOU why YOU'RE wearing so little in
mid-January," Smasher said.
Everyone looked at him like he was an idiot.
"Sorry," Smasher apologized. "I couldn't think of a good answer."
"Fairy," Cliff Diver said from his position on Smasher's shoulders.
"Clef clairy ef clefairy?"
"What did he say?" Ema asked.
"He asked if I knew anything about a huge mass of bats taking on one
form and attacking trainers," Cinder translated.
"Do you?" asked Morgan.
To be continued...
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