From: Dima Safonov <dima@home.com> Subject: [PW!] Pokemon? Lets catch some! Date: Sunday, February 13, 2000 11:26 AM Xokar went out of the shop, leaving the shopkeeper bleeding. "Pokeymon!" he said to himself, not being very intelligent about them yet. Then he remembered... "I wanna catch some!" *cue Pokemon World music* *end Pokemon World music* Xokar really liked a world where no reagents (pronounced Ree-ai-jen-ts) were neccesary. "Vas Flam!" he yelled, and a wall of fire suddenly appeared and burned a tourist. He went out of town, just to see what he could find. He found a Caterpie (He called it a rabbit, I mean, weird caterpillars that say "Piee Piee Cater!" don't appear in Brittania!). He slashed his katana at it, cutting off its tail. Blood spurted everywhere in a shade of green. "Green blood! ... woah!". He threw a Pokeball, and obviously caught the Caterpie. Proud of himself, Xokar went back into town. When he let out his Caterpie, people gasped. Someone picked up the Caterpie and raced it to nurce joy. "An Vas Por!" screamed Xokar, thinking he was stealing his new 'Pokeymon'. But the running person was too far, he could not paralize him. "Wait!!" he said, as he ran after the person. They both stopped at the Pokemon Centre. "You fucking psycotic!" yelled Nurse Joy. At that time, Ash, Brock and Misty came into the Pokemon Centre. Brock yelled "Hey! This Celadon City Joy looks exactly like the Joy from Viridian City! ... ooh, looks cute, too," Misty dragged Brock away. When Caterpie was finished "healing" (Nurse Joy seemed to think Xokar was a bit cute, so she didn't call the police.) Xokar now had a tailless Caterpie. When Nurse Joy explained what he had done he said ". . . Oops." and ran back into the wild, to chop tails off of more Pokemon and catch them. ... TBC!... -- -Dima Safonov- ICQ: 4678513 AIM: DimaInTheY2K POINT STADIUM 14 Meeko-thinker points 1 Meeko-Courage point 40 EVIL points 10 Jackass points 23 "We Love ATR" points 15 "You haven't killfiled WebTV, have you?" points 10 Pokehunter points 40 Impressed Car'tos points 1 Pokehunter point 7 Moder points 30 KudoKabuto points 2 Stop Fighting Points QUOTE ARENA Bbc9000: MYUUTSU IS A PERSON NOT A POKEMON! TR SleepyAbra: Women dont have dicks SS5 Vegeta205: HOW DO YOU KNOE TR SleepyAbra: Because women have vaginas SS5 Vegeta205: WHAS TR SleepyAbra: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A VAGINA IS? AHAHAHAH TR SleepyAbra: *rolls on the floor laughing* SS5 Vegeta205: I KNOW WHAT A VERGIN IS DimaTheAGNPer: ... LOL!!!! TR SleepyAbra: THIS is for the sig! SS5 Vegeta205: *RIPS OFF DIMA`S DICK AND BALLZ* DimaTheAGNPer: *as Doctor Proctor on Pokemon* Just glue it back with superglue SS5 Vegeta205: *kills the moon* SaIyAnKiD U5: YOU OXI MORON SaiyanKidU5 (7:18:21 PM): nat, i think girls have cooties why in the hell wood i wona touch a girl between the legs and any ways im too younge i dont even know what sex is exept i know if a guy and girl have sex the girl more then likely gets pregnut SaiyanKidU5 (7:18:46 PM): *whines* girls are bad SaiyanKidU5 (7:19:26 PM): hell no girls are pushy and besides that they dont let ya get in a fight SaBeR TR: Yuri is engaged. Agent O0O7: TO PIKACHU!? YodaX23: yes Trent Retwin: My Droideka's short TR Mondo: Damn you! Im crotch less now! TR Mondo: *Hits Abra with his teets* TR Mondo: *Crotch grows back* Mwahah NyasSux: Screw you TR Mondo: Not now eniLnIgnitiaW: EYYY! I WANT TO HUMP YOU MORE DimaTheAGNPer: Yeah I have a nice big tail DimaTheAGNPer: It grows where my penis should be. DimaTheAGNPer: Oh, wait, that IS my penis. SaIyAnKiD U5: *BITES DIMA`S TAIL* eniLnIgnitiaW: Hehehe..I have more cum that Dima! babymew11: Stop fucking me bastard! Scythrscy: ::runs search for "used panties"::Scythrscy: Oh God, 368 matches. SaBeR TR: are any of you interested in bidding on a pair of Power Ranger panties? TheHalfling00: ::rapes a monkey X-quote=NO:: TheHalfling00: ::makes his monkey child suck his balls:: TheHalfling00: ::impregnates the monkey:: SaiyanKid2000: quasar, what book victoria secrets i looked at one one time damn i dont see why you would wona see a girl with only a bra and underpants on foratog5: No one gave me any balls... NyasSux: My dick defragmenter has been running for 30 minutes and its only 18 % done SaiyanKidU5 (7:27:05 PM): well i kinda like girls i wona kill my self for thinking it tho Draedite: *laughs* Nat, you need... training. *Vader Breathing* Moonbreeze14: rofl, one could take that many ways, Dread. ^_^ *runs* SaiyanKid2000: nat, you,v bine ated by a shark Scythrscy: Yoshi, have you ever heard of punctuation? SaiyanKid2000: whats that TR Mondo: Suck my teet, you whore! ATR Crack Baby: *STABS DIMA WITH FABRIC SOFTNER* AGNPAmoe: JustifiedAncient: I'd fuck Nat Sleepy the Mage: I would too. babymew11: ::rapes Yoshi:: Scythrscy: FINALLY got Maria to marry me-- uh, hi Maria. ^^;; Sux The Red Mage: It would be cool to screw a Starmie Sux The Red Mage: Cartos, who is betterin bed? Buzz or Denryuu?