From: Jose L. Solano <jsolano199@aol.comlink> Subject: [PW!] Retwin, you greedy bastard! Date: Wednesday, February 09, 2000 4:23 PM As the other members of Anti-Team Rocket hiked through the Safari Zone, looking for Yuri's Wigglytuff farm, Trent Retwin ducked behind a tree. "Alright, this is getting too fucked up... Akumachu, can you hear me?" "Retwin, I'm in the middle of breakfast, here..." Akumachu scolded. "But now that you're calling, why haven't you caused any destruction yet?!" "I'm sort of stuck with this group..." Akumachu telekenetically smacked Trent upside the head. "Do you think I don't know that, Retwin?! No, Aurem, no waffles today. Anyway, what is it you want?" "Well, since I'm stuck here..." Once again, Akumachu smacked Trent upside the head. "Enough rambling, Retwin, you're wasting my time!" "Ok... I want my body back." Trent could hear Akumachu spitting his drink and throwing his plate. "WHAT?! What's wrong with Simon Locke's body?!" "Well... it's too short, and just feel... odd," Trent said, sheepishly. "Well, if you have the patience, I'll finish my meal, then get to work." "Thanks." Akumachu cleared his throat. Trent rolled his eyes. "Thank you, master. Hey, how come I can hear what's going on in the background?" "I don't want to waste my mental abilities on a human like you. I use a transmitter connected to your soul." "Technology working with the supernatural?" "Amazing, isn't it?" Akumachu had his servants clear his table. Trent looked behind the tree he was sitting against, and noticed the members of his group hadn't travelled too far. Raven was arguing with the other two members, Fox and Gohan if Trent remembered correctly. "Alright Retwin. I've located your decaying body and restored it to full health. Without someone inside the body, it will resume the decomposition. I can only keep it at full health for three days. If you find it before the time is up, you will return to the body and Simon Locke will return to his own." "Simon's... alive?" "Yes, he's been inside Laura Dark's body for some time now. Once you are inside the body, I will switch Locke and Dark's bodies. Locke will not know what happened, only that he is suddenly in his old body." "And what about Laura's body?" "Well, I'm not sure. I can't locate Laura Dark's soul, so she may have already passed on and gone to heaven, or she let her spirit temporarily out of her body. If that were true, then she must be a psychic. Psychics can usually control their own bodies, but if she can't, that's too bad. It's not my concern." "Wait," Trent stopped to think. "So you mean to tell me that hot chick was really Simon Locke?" "You catch on fast, Retwin. Nothing gets by you." "So you mean all this time I've... I've..." "Yes, you've had pervert thoughts about Simon Locke..." "No! It's not true!!" Raven, Fox and Gohan turned and gave him odd stares. "I'm just being silly, bums! HUZZAH!" Trent yelled. "Whatever you say, Simyn." Raven said before ignoring him. Slowly the others turned around. "That was too close. Hey, can you do me another favor?" "Fine, fine, Retwin. It's been done." Trent felt confused. "What's been done?" "I've erased that... humiliating memory." "What memory?" Akumachu rolled his eyes. "Oh, forget it. Now go find your body. It's in the Celadon City Cemetary. Remember- you have three days." Akumachu closed the link to Trent's mind. Now it was clear what he had to do. He ran across the field towards the exit of the Safari Zone. "Hey Simyn, where you going?" Raven yelled. "Uh... er... I need to take a piss! HUZZAH!" TBC (Alright, I'll shorten the post next time...) Jose Luis Solano ------------------------------- Offical Member of the AFSH Stupid Brigade ------------------------------- Beware the Dark Hamster of the Sith