From: Dima Safonov
Subject: [PW!] The Discovery Of Pokemon
Date: Saturday, February 12, 2000 5:53 PM
Xokar walked around the top of the building. He said... "I wonder...
Earth, a non magical place... Must not carry reagents*... Hmm..." He looked
down at the weird Red/White balls on his belt that replaced his stacks of
reagents. He threw one of the balls down, and said "VAS POR!". Surely
enough, the ball glowed with a blue energy, was taken into the sky, and then
surged back at Xokar. It stopped right in his belt. "... I do not need
reagents on this world." He uttered "Kal Ort Por", shook his hands at the
ball, and immediatly disappeared and appeared again - exactly where he had
dropped the ball earlier. People looked at him, then smirked "Darned
Telekenetic people... Why cant they leave that to the Pokemon?"...
"Pokemon?" Xokar asked himself.
Xokar went to the nearest building and went in. "What is Pokemon, my
humble sir person?" he asked one of the people in there, which happened to
be a storekeeper for the Pokemart. "Cut the roleplay crap. This is real
life, dufus. Anyway, I dunno why I have to explain Pokemon. They are
creatures that are on this world," he pointed to the balls on Xokars belt,
"those are Pokeballs. They give you the power to capture Pokemon." Xokar
looked at him, staring ... "those are my runes." "... what in hells name?
Anyway, you press the button on the front, and throw it at a Pokemon. You
might catch it. Remember, weaken the Pokemon first." Xokar took out his
katana, slashed open a big cut in the storekeepers hand, and threw a
Pokeball at him. "... ... you're new around here... aren't you?"
*Reagent = Ingredient to cast magic
14 Meeko-thinker points
1 Meeko-Courage point
40 EVIL points
10 Jackass points
23 "We Love ATR" points
15 "You haven't killfiled WebTV, have you?" points
10 Pokehunter points
40 Impressed Car'tos points
1 Pokehunter point
7 Moder points
30 KudoKabuto points
2 Stop Fighting Points
Bbc9000: MYUUTSU IS A PERSON NOT A POKEMON!
TR SleepyAbra: Women dont have dicks
SS5 Vegeta205: HOW DO YOU KNOE
TR SleepyAbra: Because women have vaginas
SS5 Vegeta205: WHAS
TR SleepyAbra: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A VAGINA IS? AHAHAHAH
TR SleepyAbra: *rolls on the floor laughing*
SS5 Vegeta205: I KNOW WHAT A VERGIN IS
DimaTheAGNPer: ... LOL!!!!
TR SleepyAbra: THIS is for the sig!
SS5 Vegeta205: *RIPS OFF DIMA`S DICK AND BALLZ*
DimaTheAGNPer: *as Doctor Proctor on Pokemon* Just glue it back with
SS5 Vegeta205: *kills the moon*
SaIyAnKiD U5: YOU OXI MORON
SaiyanKidU5 (7:18:21 PM): nat, i think girls have cooties why in
the hell wood i wona touch a girl between the legs and any ways im too
younge i dont even know what sex is exept i know if a guy and girl have sex
the girl more then likely gets pregnut
SaiyanKidU5 (7:18:46 PM): *whines* girls are bad
SaiyanKidU5 (7:19:26 PM): hell no girls are pushy and besides
that they dont let ya get in a fight
SaBeR TR: Yuri is engaged.
Agent O0O7: TO PIKACHU!?
Trent Retwin: My Droideka's short
TR Mondo: Damn you! Im crotch less now!
TR Mondo: *Hits Abra with his teets*
TR Mondo: *Crotch grows back* Mwahah
NyasSux: Screw you
TR Mondo: Not now
eniLnIgnitiaW: EYYY! I WANT TO HUMP YOU MORE
DimaTheAGNPer: Yeah I have a nice big tail
DimaTheAGNPer: It grows where my penis should be.
DimaTheAGNPer: Oh, wait, that IS my penis.
SaIyAnKiD U5: *BITES DIMA`S TAIL*
eniLnIgnitiaW: Hehehe..I have more cum that Dima!
babymew11: Stop fucking me bastard!
Scythrscy: ::runs search for "used panties"::Scythrscy: Oh God, 368 matches.
SaBeR TR: are any of you interested in bidding on a pair of Power Ranger
TheHalfling00: ::rapes a monkey X-quote=NO::
TheHalfling00: ::makes his monkey child suck his balls::
TheHalfling00: ::impregnates the monkey::
SaiyanKid2000: quasar, what book victoria secrets i looked at one one time
damn i dont see why you would wona see a girl with only a bra and
foratog5: No one gave me any balls...
NyasSux: My dick defragmenter has been running for 30 minutes and its only
18 % done
SaiyanKidU5 (7:27:05 PM): well i kinda like girls i wona kill my self for
thinking it tho
Draedite: *laughs* Nat, you need... training. *Vader Breathing*
Moonbreeze14: rofl, one could take that many ways, Dread. ^_^ *runs*
SaiyanKid2000: nat, you,v bine ated by a shark
Scythrscy: Yoshi, have you ever heard of punctuation?
SaiyanKid2000: whats that
TR Mondo: Suck my teet, you whore!
ATR Crack Baby: *STABS DIMA WITH FABRIC SOFTNER*
AGNPAmoe: JustifiedAncient: I'd fuck Nat
Sleepy the Mage: I would too.
babymew11: ::rapes Yoshi::
Scythrscy: FINALLY got Maria to marry me-- uh, hi Maria. ^^;;
Sux The Red Mage: It would be cool to screw a Starmie
Sux The Red Mage: Cartos, who is betterin bed? Buzz or Denryuu?