From: Shard Fields or Megasomething
Subject: [PW!] The Dittos of our Lives! (Was Re: [PW!] Slot Sloth and the Slightly Sly Slut!)
Date: Friday, January 14, 2000 7:35 PM
>"Then I guess..." Marvin gets giddy over the famous overused phrase he
>is about to use, "We're on the Road to Viridian City!"
"Not without ME!" shouts a familiar voice.
"Hey, that voice, it sounds familiar..." says Marvin, still not completely out
of his trance. "I don't remembers no voice like that! Noway!" says Famifax.
"I do, though I wish otherwise..." says Xerox.
"I'm touched," smiles a familiar green Ditto.
"Not him again!" shout Marvin an Xerox in unison. "Relax," said Silly
Putty,"I'm not here to hit on Famifax. Marvin and Xerox breathe a sigh of
relief, though Famifax just puts her hands on her hips and pouts. "Hey, you
had your chance," shoots Silly Putty back, with all the agility, but none of
the charm, of a swordfighter.
"But I have come tothe conclusion," he continued, "after much thinking, that
Xerox is the one who I am truly in love with. Every time I came here, I saw
her, not Famifax. And yet I kept returning. Why? Eventually, the answer is
obvious. Xerox, my love, you may have found my past behavior reprehensible,
but I am a quite protean individual, easily molded into whoever's companionship
you would desire. I hope you will accept my affections."
"Is EVVYONE round here wombat?!?!" shreiks Famifax.
Shard Fields, who has been wanting to do this for quite some time.
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Shard Fields on AGNP
Megasomething on ATT