From: RobfromVoid
Subject: [PW!] The Diversity... Warehouse?
Date: Saturday, February 26, 2000
Robert is logged onto the Internet on his computer, where he usually is
when he isn't with Mithril-rama. He types in the URL of Yahoo, one of
his favorite search engines. After thinking for a moment about what he
wants to look for, he clicks on the blank space next to the Search
button, types "sexy Slowpoke lingerie for girls". Before he clicks the
Search button, he shakes his head and says, "I doubt Rilli would want to
wear anything like that for me... I might as well search for Gym
Funding. My new Indigo Credit Card doesn't have a very high credit
limit." He is about to delete what he typed, but a large message in a
separate window blocks his view of the Web Browser. A voice coming from
the computer says, "Incoming Video Message!" Robert clicks on it, not
bothering to fix his particularly messy hair since he doesn't have a
camera attached to his computer.
Mr. Fuji's face beams at Robert, almost as if he could see the teenager,
"Hello, Robert! I tried calling your phone number, but when it was busy,
I knew that you were online, so I got on my computer to message you.
I've got good news! Why don't you turn on your video camera? Looking at
a plain screen that says 'Audio Only' kind of ruins the mood..."
"I would if I could, Mr. Fuji... but I don't have a video camera."
Robert holds his black microphone with one hand and uses his other hand
to reach behind his back in embarrassment even though Mr. Fuji can't see
him, "Besides, I doubt you'd want to see me in my underwear!" Robert
sweatdrops when he looks down at his white undershirt, Slowpoke briefs,
and dirty white socks, "I doubt anyone would want to see me in my
underwear, except maybe Rilli. Maybe. What's the good news, sir?"
The image of Mr. Fuji smiles, "I got in touch with the people who
offered that Abandoned Warehouse to me, the one near Pokemon Tower, and
they say that they'd love to sell it to you for your Unofficial Gym! In
fact, they told me that there's going to be a Construction Worker there
at 5:00 PM today. I'm going to be there, and you should go too, to show
that you're serious about this Gym you want to run. You have to meet him
today to tell him what you want the Gym to look like. He and his crew
will start construction immediately and you'll be able to open your Gym
in March! Doesn't that sound great?"
"Wow, I haven't thought about what I want the Diversity Gym to look like
yet..." Robert twirls the cord of his microphone, considering the
possibilities, trying to remember the architecture of the Eight Gyms he
went to during his Pokemon Journey, "Well, at least I have until 5:00 to
draw up the blueprints!" Robert glances at the digital clock on the
lower right hand corner of his computer screen and his eyes go wide,
"It's 4:05 PM?! That only gives me 55 minutes to figure out a design!
What am I going to do?! I can't draw stick figures, much less
blueprints! I have to figure this all out... Bye, Mr. Fuji!"
"But I've got more good..." Mr. Fuji starts but doesn't finish since
Robert shuts down his computer in the flip of a switch.
Robert proceeds to pace around the bed in the center of his room,
scratching his head every once in a while, "I don't have any blue
paper... how can I make blueprints without blue paper? If I draw it on
white paper, it would be whiteprints... and who's ever heard of
whiteprints? I need blue graph paper! I know, I can go to the Poké-depot
and... No, there's no time for that. I've only got..." Robert grabs his
wristwatch off the carpeted floor, "Forty-nine minutes to go! Okay,
Robert, you can figure this out. No, no you can't! You've gotten too
used to Rilli figuring everything out for... Rilli! That's right!"
Robert looks at the Valentine Card Rilli made for him a few days ago,
which he placed on the wall directly over his computer, where he can
always see it.
"Rilli can draw!" Robert snaps his fingers and scrambles to find his
clothing, "She's an awesome artist - she can draw us so realistically! I
can describe how I want my Gym to be to her and she can draw the
blueprints! I bet she has blue paper, too." He struggles to put blue
jeans on, ties his belt once they're on, then reaches for his black
shirt, "Now all I need to do is figure out what I want my Gym to look
like... Hmm, there has to be diversity in a Diversity Gym!" Robert
slides his sneakers on without tying the shoelaces, "So that means I
need to have a room for each type of Pokemon..." He combs his hair with
his fingers and zips up the zipper on his black shirt, "Or maybe I can
bunch Pokemon types together and make just four rooms!"
Robert dashes out of his room, nodding to Kathy, the small gray Persian,
who is extending her paws outward, clearly showing her delight - a
result being sprawled on the comfortable couch in Robert's Living Room.
Robert starts pacing around the couch and Kathy keeps her feline eyes on
him, "Okay, let's see... Water, Ice, and Dragon Pokemon all live in
bodies of water, and an indoor pool like the one in the Cerulean City
Gym is just what I need! Pools aren't just for Pokemon, they're for
people too, and with a pool so private, Rilli could show me more of
those bikinis that she's too shy to wear in public! Okay, a pool is a
must, so there's going to be a Pool room! What other types of Pokemon
are there? I know this. I just have to remember what that chart that
nice Mrs. Eckert from Rosetta University gave me looked like. Uhm... Oh
yeah, Grass Pokemon!"
The Persian on the couch's eyes get dizzy from watching Robert pace so
much. She buries her head under her paws.
"There should be a Greenhouse room, just like the one in the Celadon
City Gym!" Robert imagines how much fun his Vileplume and Rilli's
Victreebel would have in a serene green environment, "There would be a
Garden there and Rilli and I can plant all kinds of exotic plants and
raise our Grass Pokemon with proper nutrients and sunlight! Okay, so
that's two rooms... what else?" Robert looks down at his wristwatch,
"It's 4:31 already?! I need to start racing over to Rilli's house!"
Robert runs out the front door of his house, locking it on his way out.
He climbs onto his new two-seater bike and starts peddling fast!
While peddling towards Rilli's house, Robert keeps talking to himself
out loud about the design of the Gym, "I'm sure the Greenhouse room can
accommodate Earth and..." He shudders, "Bug Pokemon too. So I've got six
Pokemon types covered so far... What else is there?" Robert glances
around Lavender Town's streets trying to find a Pokemon to answer his
question. Then it hits him- the poop of a Pidgey flying up above lands
on his bike, "Flying Pokemon! I'm going to need an aviary of some
sort... Or a room with a dome that opens up, giving Flying Pokemon ample
room to battle. But would any other Pokemon need access to the sky?"
Robert sees a lightning bolt hit the Rock Tunnel, probably the result of
a stray Electabuzz, "Lightning types! Many of their attacks come from
controlling the weather in the sky. I think Psychic Pokemon would also
benefit from being in an open space, where they can better tap into
whatever Psychic waves there are. Now there's one room left..."
Robert parks his bike and races up to the door of Rilli's house,
checking his watch to find out that it's 4:40 PM. He still mumbles to
himself while waiting for the door to be answered, "That leaves Fire...
Rock... and something else..." When the door opens up, Robert sees a
strange combination - Rilli's Haunter's body with Rilli's bare legs
standing, knees pressed together, underneath her. Robert blinks when the
Haunter Licks him, leaving him shaking, "...and... Ghost... Types...
Maybe I can make a Volcano Room full of lava, rocks, and ghosts - kind
of like what happened in Pompeii... What the heck?!" Robert was so
wrapped up in thinking about his Gym that he didn't notice Rilli's legs
seemingly belonging to Haunter now.
Mithril-rama steps away from Haunter, leaving the purple ghost, the one
who was phasing directly over her torso, leg-less once again, "You
shouldn't have Licked Robert like that!" Rilli steps up to Robert and
tiptoes up to give him a kiss on his forehead, "What brings you here?"
When Robert points to his bike, Rilli groans at his lame mimetic joke
and asks, "No, really?"
"Yes, Rilli's exactly why I'm here!" Robert grabs Rilli's hand and pulls
her into her own house, closing the door on his way in. He takes her to
her own room, Haunter following them, and he says, "Please help me,
Rilli! I need you to draw the design of the Diversity Gym on blueprints
so I can present them to the Construction Worker in..." Robert glances
down at his wristwatch, "Eight minutes! Ahhh! Come on, get your art
supplies quick, I've figured out what I want it to look like..."
Mithril-rama furrows her brow, nods, and fetches blue paper and pencils
to draw the design of Robert's Gym. She sits down at a table in her room
and leans forward with a white pencil, "Okay, Robert, I'll try my best.
What do you want it to look like?"
Robert frantically tells Rilli to draw a main hallway that ends at a
throne and that has doors into four rooms - the Pool Room, the
Greenhouse Room, the Sky Room, and the Volcano Room. He goes on to
briefly explain what each of the rooms looks like, while Rilli sketches
away, writing descriptions and making crude drawings. Robert explains
his reasoning behind the four rooms to Rilli while she draws them, and
she nods, agreeing with him that the ideas are rather clever.
"But what about Normal, Fighting, and Poison Pokemon?" Mithril-rama
questions while she puts the finishing touches on the quickly sketched
but nicely made blueprints of the Diversity Gym, "Don't they get their
own room, too?"
Robert bites his lip when he realizes that he's forgotten three major
types of Pokemon. He looks down at his watch, sees it read 5:00 PM, and
makes up an excuse, "Those types are really versatile. They can work in
any room. Now go put on your jeans and shoes, because I want you to come
with me to the building where the Diversity Gym will be finished in a
month! Oh, and Gengar and Haunter should come too. I wouldn't want their
egg to hatch while we're gone. It's almost due, isn't it?"
"Yeah." Mithril-rama affirms while sliding her jeans and sneakers on,
"The egg's been moving a whole lot lately. Haunter hasn't left my side
since I came home from your house on Valentine's Day. Believe me, it's
really weird to go to the bathroom with your Pokemon watching!" She
glances at Haunter, who is cradling the egg in her arms, seemingly
oblivious to what Rilli is talking about. After tying her shoelaces,
Rilli nods to Robert, "Okay, I'm ready. Where's Gengar?"
"Gengar!" Robert calls out. After a few seconds, Gengar bounces into the
room! He materializes into a solid state of being, then leaps to hug his
trainer, who he's missed while staying with Rilli! Gengar doesn't phase
through Robert, and instead his short arms wrap around Robert's sides in
an embrace. The grinning Gengar laughs though his teeth, "Gen, gen, gen
gengar!" Robert smiles and says, "I'm glad to see you too, Gengar! We're
going to go on a little trip... come with us!" Gengar nods.
Once outside, Robert is on the front seat of his two-seater bike,
Rilli's on the back seat, and Gengar and Haunter float directly over
their trainers, ready to keep up with them on a ghostly black two-seater
they conjured up from the netherworld. When Robert and Rilli start
peddling, so does Gengar. Haunter is the only one who can't peddle since
she has no legs though she'd like to on occasion, the reason why she
loves phasing onto Rilli's torso every once in a while. Haunter can't
even peddle with her dismembered hands, since they are cradling her
wiggling violet egg. The trip to the abandoned warehouse that Mr. Fuji
was talking about takes a little over ten minutes. Robert and Rilli race
into the warehouse, ghosts following them!
"There you are, Robert!" Mr. Fuji calls out to Robert from where he
stands inside the warehouse full of empty boxes and broken crates. The
middle-aged man is standing next to another adult, one with beady eyes,
a thick black beard and a hard hat.
Robert glances down at his watch, "I'm sorry that we're 18 minutes late,
Mr. Fuji, but Rilli's got the blueprints right here!" He takes the
Diversity Gym blueprints out of Rilli's hands and hands them to the
Construction Worker standing next to Mr. Fuji. Robert quickly explains
the main points of the drawing's floor plan and elevation to the man,
then asks, "Can you build it, sir?"
"Of course I can build it!" The bearded man shouts in a loud annoying
voice, "Me and my crew worked on the famous Giva Dam project! We
would've finished, too, if it weren't for those rotten kids and those
cursed Diglett!" The psychotic man starts banging on his hard hat and
snarling incoherent obscenities about Diglett and Dugtrio, "ARGH! I HATE
THE DIGLETT!"
Robert nods, clenching his teeth and fist, "That makes two of us, buddy!
Uhm, about the Diglett, not about working on the Giva Dam. I've never
heard about the Giva Dam, but I'll be glad to know that someone who
dislikes Diglett will be working on my Gym! Be sure to make it Diglett
proof. I wouldn't want those nasty little phallic heads to destroy it
from the ground up..."
"Do you even know what phallic means, Robert?" Mithril-rama asks Robert
with an eyebrow raised.
Robert frowns and shakes his head, "My friends at school used to say
that about Diglett. What does it mean, anyway?"
"Uhh, nevermind." Mithril-rama sweatdrops, then looks at Robert's
mentor, "Mr. Fuji, with all due respect, I'm curious as to when you'll
be able to act as a Pokéminister and marry my Haunter with Robert's
Gengar. I think her egg's about to hatch."
"I was going to tell Robert the good news that I can marry them tomorrow
at Pokemon Tower, but Robert got all excited about the Gym's design that
he signed off the Internet before I could tell him. Hmm, let's see that
egg." Mr. Fuji observes Haunter's egg for a moment, then says, "Yes, it
looks like it'll hatch in the next couple of days. Maybe even tomorrow!"
Mr. Fuji nods, "Get your Ghost Pokemon ready for the Wedding. It'll take
place at 3 PM, so be at Pokemon Tower then!"
Robert nods to his mentor, "Yes, Mr. Fuji. I'll make up for being late
today by being early tomorrow." He looks at Gengar and Haunter, who are
kissing each other deeply on the lips. Robert smirks at them and says,
"Save some of that for the Wedding!"
-Robert