Subject: [PW!] [League] Tragic Accident.
Date: Monday, January 03, 2000 1:35 AM
"Felix was walking into the Ice Field when the grandstand collapsed
above him, no, that isn't right."
A figure sat in the empty Ice Field grandstand, a laptop in his hands.
The light of the full moon glinted off the figure's armour, tracing
its edges and curved plates.
"How about, hmm, no, that won't work. I'm going to have to put him out
of action somehow..."
"Tries to kill Lorelei and gets KOed by her bodyguards, nah..."
"Hit by a Wigglytuff, well, maybe a few months ago..."
"Gets blown up by TM52, Thermonuclear Blast, maybe, but then Melissa
would need a Cloyster with Withdraw to survive...."
"Falls into the water during the battle, no, that'd mean I actually
have to write one...."
"Killed by TR and brought back to life by Mew, been done..."
Silence followed as the lone figure thought about his choice.
"Hmm, I think the grandstand was the best idea."
Waving his hands in the air, the air around the figure began to ripple
and shimmer as if the very fabric of reality around him was being
unpicked and sown back together in a different pattern.
Now it was daylight, Emergency teams rushed to the Ice Field, where a
trainer had been buried under a collapsed grandstand. No spectators
were hurt, miraculously enough, only the sole figure trapped beneath
the rubble. Chansey stood back, eggs at the ready as Machamp and
Nidoking, as well as all the Pokemon of the spectators, attempted to
dig the body out from under the massive pile of steel and concrete.
Kirsty was with the rescuers, Pokemon League officials holding her
back by the arms. Someone she knew was under the rubble, someone she
A Nurse Joy handed another a clipboard. On the front of it amongst the
other personal and medical data was the name of the victim, Felix
Charlesson of Hellion Town.
And in the distance, a solitary figure hoisted his suitcase and
"Guess I'm off to Japan then."
TBC, in three weeks.
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