From: LuNaTiC Raven <aznxlucid@aol.comejoinATR> Subject: [PW!]Yada Yada Yoda? Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut. SIMYN RETURNS!!! Date: Wednesday, February 16, 2000 10:14 PM Pretty long title? MWAHAHAHAHAHA "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Raven laughed mercilessly as he observed the scene before him. Gohan and Fox were helping Yuri and her assistants to load in the last bunch of Quality C Exploding Wigglytuffs. Gohan and Fox were in their usual "interrogative" state. "Heh Why are these Wigglytuffs Quality C?" Gohan asked. Derek no relation to Derrick was Yuri's top assistant. He was also unlucky enough to have Gohan and Fox asking him questions. " I dunno." "Yeah why are they not Quality A Exploding Wigglytuffs or even Quality B?" "Um I dunno." "Yes all this quality stuff is making me think of all those tags in milk cartons. Quality A Milk!!!" Fox grinned evilly. "......" "Hmm...Yeah ARe those Wigglytuffs 2% lowfat too?" " I dunno." "Are they full of Calcium and Vitamin D?" "I dunno." "Do they do a body good." "What is this a Milk commerical?" "Got Milk?" ".........first of all if those wigglytuffs does do a body good I will lose my job. Those Wigglytuffs are suppose to send straight through TR's Ass and out through their Mouth." Derek answered. "Hmm you will lose your job? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHa" Fox grinned evilly. "Straight through TR's Ass?" "Why not Rectum or butt? And why are we targetting TR's Ass? Why not TR's Leg or Arm or something?" ".....shut up." Derek began to get pissed. "Yes Why the Ass? Hold up.....Team Rocket has an ass? Hmm So do they all have the same ass or something? Do they all share the same ass? Ass ASS ASS ASS" Yoda began to trail off. "....shut up. SHUT UP. SHUT UP!!!!" Derek began to yell. "What I can't hear you. LALALALALALALALALA" Fox began to run away from Derek. "UGH!!!!!!!!!" Derek was about to kill Gohan and Fox when Yuri stepped in and delivered crushing slaps to Fox and Gohan. "First of all. Shut the hell up. Hurry up with the Wigglytuffs we are behind schedule." Yuri ordered. "Sometimes you feel like a nut." Fox began. "Sometimes you don''t." Gohan pointed at Derek. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA" Raven laughed once again. __________ The ATRs finished packing all the Wigglytuffs into 3 Trucks. Driving the first truck was Yuri. Driving the second truck was Raven along with Yuri's other assistants. Driving the much smaller third truck was Gohan, Fox, and Derek all clumped up together. "MWAHAHAHAHAHA" Raven smirked. "Soon The Rockets will be deafened by the sounds of Wigglytuffs exploding that they can't hear themselves screaming. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" "Your nuts." Karen, one of Yuri's assistant, said. No relation to the other Karen whose friend is getting chopped into little pieces in an alternate dimension. Anyway... "We are almost to Celadon. We will make a short stop then we head to the secret storage inside Mt. Moon." Yuri relayed to the rest of the trucks. "WOOOOHOOOO MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" was heard from the second truck. In the third truck, Gohan and Fox were being asses again. "We are being asses?" Fox asked? "Yes you are." Derek replied concentrating on the road ahead. "Right. Anyway Secret room? where?" "wooh...Secret room. tasty." "......" ______ After a short stop in Celadon with Yuri buying half the a box of Mentos the freshmaker candy for some odd reason, ATR were on the journey again. "God Dammit Gohan. Did you have to spent 3 hours in the bathroom? WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING IN THERE?" Raven asked with the radio. "Nothing. Well I ran out of toilet paper. Turns out that Derek over there took like 5 packs of toilet paper and um well." Gohan replied. "WHAT?" Derek screamed. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Raven laughed as he heard swearing from Derek on the radio. Suddenly a loud explosion was heard from the third truck. The first two trucks stopped . Their was fire all around the third truck and about 50 Exploding Wigglytuffs were escaping into the direction of Mt. Moon. Both Yuri and Raven screamed at the radio at the same time "GOHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOX!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!" Derek hauled ass....hauled Gohan and fox out of the truck just as it exploded. Gohan and Fox were grinning from head to toe and pointed at Derek. "HE DID IT!!" Derek responded..."SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!! I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Derek ran on the opposite direction. He was stopped short when something felt all of the sky and landed right on him. Everybody ran to where Derek was. "OH MY GOD A BUM JUST FELL OUT OF THE SKY!!!! and oh yeah um Derek is seriously injured yeah." Raven said. The thing that fell on Derek was indeed a bum. A Bum from head to toe. The Bum stood up and looked at the crowd "Huzzah" "Simyn?" Fox asked. "GOD DAMN TRENT TO HELL." Simyn began. Somewhere below a snicker was heard. "Why did I have to leave Laura's body? I was getting so used to it too. Dammit." Simyn said. "Simyn we left you at Fuschia last week. HAve you been pissing behind the tree for that long?" Raven asked. "Nevermind. We have to get going. Fox and Gohan go with Truck Number 2. Raven and Simyn please come with me to Truck Number 1. And oh yeah Raven please help Derek up." Yuri said. "Ow....." a muffled sound came from Derek. TBC.... SIMYN IS BACK!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAha. ATR Website can be found here: http://yoda.pagehub.com/ Yoda Communications Kicking Ass since 1999 ATR Website Backing that Ass up since 1999 Prozackian Kid supporting ATR with Prozac since 1999 http://sites.netscape.net/superfly350/