From: Ivyna J. Spyder (lucrecia@aol.com) Subject: [PW!] A Intro to Insanity Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2000/04/28 Warning: This fic contains some slightly disturbing scenes. If you are really easily offended, you probably shouldn't read it! (They aren't that bad, in my opinion, but then, I'm crazy! ^_^ ) Prof. Kasai mixed some chemicals in some beakers. "Just need one little drop." he said. He tilted one beaker to put in one drop. "SCYY-THER!" "YAAAHH!" he screamed. His hand slipped. BOOM! Prof. Kasai stood there, covered in soot, two broken beakers in his hands. "Scy?" said the voice from before. "Purrrrsian." "Chimera, how many times do I have to tell you?" said Kasai angrily, turning to face the horribly mixed up Pokemon. "Don't bother me when I'm in my lab!" "Par-r-r-ras! (Sorry!)" she said sadly, backing away. Then she got angry and roared like a Charizard. The Prof. Sighed and began cleaning up the mess. <Heehee, may I be of assistance, master?> asked Cy-gor the Porygon, floating over. Its head was spinning for some reason. "Have you been watching the Exorcist again?" <No, of course not master! Hehehehe.> it said, cleaning up the broken glass. "Vaporeon." Said Chimera, then she neighed, flying up with her Charizard wings. Kasai was in his secret lab, under the house he lived in, in Lavender Town. The lab was full of computers, lab equipment, and cages for the unfortunate test subjects. Currently, all were empty. Except one. He walked over to the trapped Pikachu, which shrunk back in terror. Rubber pads had been taped to its cheeks to prevent it from attacking. "Chuuu!" It cried. "Oh, I'm not gonna' hurt ya' today little guy!" said Kasai cheerfully. "Pika?" said the Pikachu, not trusting the insane human for a second. Last time he had said that, and it listened, he had tried to. Well, it really didn't want to think about that. He put on some rubber gloves, and opened the cage door. He took the Pikachu, which tried to bite him. "Now what was that for?" asked Prof. Kasai, patting the frightened rodent on the head. "You aren't very nice." "Chuuu." Humming casually, Kasai took the Pikachu to a table where a smaller cage was. He put the struggling Pikachu in. It could barely fit. He closed it. "Oh, before I start this experiment," said Kasai. "I need to check the results of another." He went over to a tank in the corner. There was water in it, and a Goldeen floating belly up at the top. Kasai nodded, and got out a clipboard, with paper on it. "Results of experiment: Chlorine is deadly to water Pokémon in large amounts. Oh well." He picked up the dead Goldeen by the tail. "Oh Munchie! Come here boy!" "Fairy!" came a cute voice, and an adorable Clefairy hopped into the room. Well, he would have been adorable if it wasn't for the blood staining his claws, and the wild look in his eyes. "Clefairy! (Yeah?)" "Here ya' go." Said Kasai, setting the Goldeen down. Munchie looked at the Goldeen, poked it, then turning away. "Fairy! (Yuck!)" "You won't eat it?" "Cle! (No!)" "Oh well. Hey, Chimera!" "Par-r-ras? (Yes?)" "Want some fish?" "SIAN! (FISH!)" she said, running over as fast as her Scyther legs could carry her. She neatly chopped up the fish, and ate it. "Rai! (Yum!)" she said happily, sparks shooting from her cheeks. "Good girl!" said the Prof., patting her on the head. He went back over to the Pikachu. "Now, in today's experiment." He got out a box, and pulled out a Thunderstone. "You'll get a lot bigger when you evolve. But because of the cage you're in, you shouldn't be able to get bigger! You'll be a cute mini-Raichu! At least, that's my theory. I'm sure someone would pay a lot of money for a mini-Raichu!" "PIKA?!" cried the Pikachu, shaking the cage. "Oh, just relax." Said Kasai, holding out the Thunderstone. He touched the Pokémon's back, and it began to glow. He stepped back to watch. It started growing. But in the small cage, it couldn't grow much. The results were rather messy. "PIIIII-" SPLAT! "Oh my." said Prof. Kasai, looking at the mess on the table. <You thought that would work?> said an all-knowing voice in his mind. "Hiya Frankie!" <Shut up, lunatic.> said Frankenduck, the Psyduck with an Alakazam's brain, as he waddled over. <Well, better clean that up before it starts to smell.> "You're right. Wait! Munchie!" "Fairy! (Now what!)" said Munchie, skipping over happily. "Lunch!" said Kasai, pointing at the table. Munchie smiled evilly, then jumped onto the table, and began messily eating the exploded Pikachu/Raichu. "Fairy! (Delicious!)" "Hey, I wonder if there's a way to stop a Pokémon in the middle of its evolution, so then it would be half of both!" said Kasai. <That's stupid.> said Frankenduck, polishing his spoons. "You say that about everything I do." <Because everything you do is stupid.> Kasai sighed. "All my other Pokémon like me, why don't you?" <Oh, I don't know, maybe it has some to do with the fact you put my brain in a ****ING PSYDUCK!!!!!!> "You're going to evolve soon, aren't you?" <I need battle experience.> "Well, then that's what you'll get, Frankie!" <Don't call me that.> "Par-r-r-ras Paras? (Can I come?)" asked Chimera. "Sure, you can come too. You can all come and see Frankie evolve!" said Kasai. "Come on, Cy-gor, Munchie." <Coming, master! Hehehe!> said Cy-gor. "Fairy? (What?)" said Munchie as it finished the Pikachu/Raichu. "Clefairy! (I'm coming!)" They left the lab. TBC. So, how was that? =) As for my Kadabra character, if I can think of anything for her to do, I'll bring her back... for now she's hanging around Vermilion, if anyone wants to run into her... -- Ivyna J. Spyder My Pokémon and Beast Wars Page! (Sister site of the Beast Wars Anonymous Fanfiction Archive!) http://members.xoom.com/Ivyna Beware the two great powers of destruction The shadow of the dark device Will grapple with the prisoner of the unearthly urn The sacred city will be no more As day is swallow up by night Darker still for when they return to lay waste the world But no human knows the secret to sooth the powers And guide them back to the Shadow World