From: Mushboom (garrett.green@home.com) Subject: [PW!] An overly-complicated, but short, excuse to get off that stupid flying island Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2000/03/02 Mush peered over the edge of the flying island, "Eep, that's a long way down...Guess I'm not going on the S.S. Anne." Mush sniffed and rubbed his eyes, he turned to Hak, "I...uh...have something in my eye." "Sand sand sand!" Hak pointed and laughed. "Shut up! I've all ways dreamed of riding on the S.S. Anne, just once. This was the one year I actually had the money to go on it!" "Slash?" "Yes, as a matter of fact, I DO have money," Mush reached into his pocket and pulled out an old button, some pocket lint and half-melted mini-Crispy Crunch. "This is enough, right?" Hak sweatdropped and nodded in pity of his trainer. "Sweet. But I'm still lacking transportation...Wait...Can you fly, Hak?" "Slash." "No? Are you sure? Hmm, well...Hey I know! You fly, right?" "Slash." "But you said..." "Sand sand." "Oh right...Damnit." Suddenly, out of nowhere, a magic Squirtle appeared. "Out of nowhere I appear-the Wish Squirtle! I can grant you any wish-anything!" "Really? Sweet! Okay-Gimme a huge Turkish warrior with a giant scimitar and a turban with a big spike in it and who only answers to the name 'Paul Donut-Baxter'!!!!" "Sand, slash sand." "Oh right...Just get me on the S.S. Anne for tomorrow's trip, kay?" the Squirtle nodded and used his magical powers to send Mush and his Pokemon onto the S.S. Anne. "Wicked!" The Squirtle's voice echoed in Mush's mind, "In case of emergency, you shall be instantly teleported back to Ivory Island. In case of no emergency...Sh'yeah right...You will be teleported back to the island at the end of the trip." "Yeah, yeah, whatever magical swimming-shell-thingy-guy. Let's explore!" said Mush, overly excited about a cruise sure to end in disaster. WILL MUSH FINALLY REALIZE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS TRIP? WILL WISH SQUIRTLE AND MUSH PUT ASIDE THEIR DIFFERENCES AND TEACH HAK HOW TO FLY? WILL MUSH ESCAPE CATWOMAN'S TRAP OR WILL HE BECOME A SHISHKA-BAT? TUNE IN NEXT TIME, SAME BAT-TIME, SAME BAT-CHANNEL!