From: Shard Fields or Megasomething (goola2u@aol.compostheap) Subject: [PW!] [NC] April Foolishness BLOOPER THREAD! Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2000/04/01 Well, since fox kids did Digimon Bloopers, I feel like this is necessary. Besdies, it'll be fun. Feel free to add. So in honor of April Fools Day... Poke Flubs! Shard: Okay, here's one for the "Mistaken Identity" department... * Director: Take one! Shard: Pain Dance, I choose YOU! Sandstorm: Vee? Shard: Huh? * Director: And... Take two! Shard: Pain Dance, I choose you! *Splat!* Man-O'-War: Tenta... Shard: *Laughing* You look like a beanbag chair like that! Stand up, you crazy... * Director: Take twelve! Shard: Pain Dance, I choose you! *Pause* Shard: Huh? Empty? *** Shard: And here's a heartwarming moment gone totally haywire. You'll see what I mean. * Director: Action! Sneakers: Ooh, yarn! I just love yarn! It's so much fun to... HELP!!! I'm tangled! I CAN'T BREATHE! *Murasaki, Kiniro, and various extras rush onto the set, but they can't seem to get the kittycat untangled.* *** Shard: Even fortune tellers sometimes can't see what's coming... * Green: I can see your... your... I forgot my line. Shard: Well at least you didn't say the first thing that popped into your mind. Dreadite: You sick Muk! * Director: And take two! Green: I can see your future! Shard: Oooh, a look at coming attractions! Coming soon... Digi Wars! *All three break down laughing.* Shard (Mocking Mimi from Digimon, while laughing like heck): *Looks at Dreadite, acts scared* Oh no, it's Myotismon! Dreadite (Laughing and mocking Myotismon): Crimson Lightning! *Hits Shard with a red piece of yarn* Sneakers (Off-camera): Be careful, that stuff's dangerous! *** Shard: And here's why I'm not a baseball player... * *Penn the Exeggutor launches a coconut at Shard. Shard swings a large book at it and misses, and is hit in the face biy the coconut.* Shard: Owie... * Director: Take three! *Shard swings at the coconut much as the first time. He hits it, but it pops up, falls back down, and clonks him on top of the head.* Shard: [BLEEP!] * Director: Take twelve! *Shard swings, hits the books, and suddenly blushes as a window is head breaking in the distance.* Sabrina: Shard, you'll pay for that! Literally! *Shard cringes.* * Director: Take forty-two. *Shard swings, but drops the book.* Shard: Ow, Mukkit, my wrist! *Rubs wrist* *** Feel free to add your own, not necessarily blooper versions of real pokewars scenes (though that would be preferable). Try to use your own characters or something... Yeah... Er... Oh, screw it, do whatever you want. .sig not included. Shard Fields on AGNP Megasomething on ATT Team Rocket member, Evil Predacon (Diversive Tactics Expert)