From: Zenigame-sama (zenigame325@aol.comerquise) Subject: [PW!] Beware the Deathscythe! Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2000/03/06 Narrator: In the last episode, Doom challebged Randy to a pokémon match. zNow, he's getting his pokemon. "Hey, guys, back into your pokéballs." Randy said. He recalled Yakon, the Magus and Toma. "Piccolo, wake up." "ZZZZZ" "Wake up, Piccolo!" "ZZZZZ" "WAKE UP, YOU BUM!" "ZZZZZ" "Dang pikachu." Randy picked up Piccolo by the tail. "Hey!" "You wouldn't wake up." "Let me go!" Randy dropped Piccolo on the floor. "What do you want?" "Doom challenged me." "Oh." [A few minutes later...] "Hey, I have my pokémon." "Good. Go, Sandrock!" Doom threw a pokéball, and a sandshrew came out of it. "Cool. Go, Slash!" Randy shouted. "Ah was wonderin' when you'd let me outta that ball!" Slash said. "Sorry, slash." "It's nuthin'." "Sandrock, scratch!" Sandrock scratched Slash, but his shell protected him. "Ha! You can't hurt me with that little scratch! Let me show you how a real sandshrew does it! Slash extended his claws, and scratched Sandrock's face. "Sand!" Sandrock shouted. "See, that's how you do it." Slash told him. "Sand sand!" he retorted. "You should've seen it coming." Sandrock, do you wish to stop fighting?" Doom asked. "Sand." "Hmm..." <We shouldn't be fighting at all!> Sandrock said in sandshrew language. "Hey, man. This's just for fun. Nobody gets hurt." Slash told him. <It's still wrong.> "Whatever." "Sandrock, rock slide!" Sandrock cupped his hands, and a large rock formed between them. "What're you doing?" He moved his hands apart, and the rock got bigger. "What the-" Suddenly, the rock shot out into Slash's chest, propelling him into a wall. "Guhhh...." Slash moaned. "Slash, you okay?" Randy asked. "Ah'm just a little sore." "Are you sure?" "And mad!" Slash dashed toward Sandrock, and kicked him in the stomach, knocking him out. "I still have another one to test. Go, Deathscythe!" Doom said. Doom threw a pokéball, and a black kabutops appeared. "Helo, mr. Doom. What would you like?" he asked. "He talks?" Randy asked. "Yes, I caught him this way." Doom said. "Cool." "Deathscythe, fight that sandshrew." As soon as Doom spoke those words, Deathscythe appeared behind Slash, and slashed him in the back, knocking him out. "HAHAHA! I AM THE GOD OF DEATH!" Deathscythe shouted. "He acts like Yakon." Lisa said. "That gives me an idea. Go, Yakon!" Randy said. "So, another victim is before me." Yakon laughed. "Ha! I will crush you, insect!" Deathscythe responded. "Are you mocking me?" "No, I'm telling you the truth. I will crush you under my foot, like the insect you are." "Grr...You shall fall to my crimson blades!" "You? Beat me? The great Deathscythe? Ha!" "Silence, fool I will destroy you, and devour your soul!" Narrator: So, it seems that Yakon has a rival. Will he beat him? Find out in the next episode! Next Episode: Yakon vs. Deathscythe! ___________________________________________________________________ For the peace of the colonies, I shall gladly become the God of Death. -Zenigame-sama Colony no heiwa no tame dattara, yorokonde shinigami ni naru ze! They call me the God of Death. I have a scythe in my right hand, and it takes people's lives.