From: otaku (animeotaku@mindspring.com) Subject: [PW!] Beware the drunken ninja! Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2000/03/18 After checking into the room, Natasha flopped down on the bed and drifted right off to sleep. Tenchi decided to walk around, and check out some of the sights on the ship. Releasing his three Pokemon, Tenchi let them walk around with him, Grimlock and Puffy chasing each other, and Rodimus walking behind his master, looking for a female Pikachu. After an hour of walking, he noticed a bar. Checking his watch, Tenchi decided he had time to stop for a quick drink. His pokemon now directly behind him, Tenchi walked in and took a seat in the back. A waitress came up to him, a short woman with brown frizzy hair. "Welcome to Cher's, what can i get you?" Tenchi grinned. It has been so long since his last drink, he couldn't decided what to get. "Just give me a little of everything." The waitress raised an eyebrow. "Even the Muk juice?" He chuckled. "Especially the Muk juice." Shrugging, the waitress headed back to the bar to fill the odd order. As he waited, his three Pokemon were nibbling on the bread. The waitress returned within a few minutes, and handed Tenchi the drink. Chuckling, he held it up in his hand. "To health, wealth, and a lots of cold winter nights with- Dreadite!?" Tenchi nearly fell out of his seat when he noticed the Rocket, calmly sitting at the bar. Gulping down his drink, Tenchi walked over to the bar, ready to exact his revenge on the person who had ruined his wedding. After he had taken three steps however, the drink took affect. By the time he reached Dreadite, the alcohol had flooded through his system like a gushing river. "Hey you....Rocket!" "Yes?" Dreadite turned, raising one eyebrow. "I've just got one thing to say to you....ham! Let us do the friendship dance of ham!" Before he could react, Tenchi had dragged Dreadite into an open area and began doing a horribly bad version of the Macarana. Without warning, Tenchi started to hum the riverdance theme, and switched to dancing that. "LOOK EVERYONE! NINJA NEED NO ARMS!" He shouted out to the audience. TBC, with evil results. ^_^; -AnimeOtaku, TR Ninja on AIM