From: Arcangel (arcangel@theseed.net) Subject: [PW!] Braindead Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2000/04/11 Sartak and Milia sat in their room, bored stupid. "We've been sat here for about a month now! Why haven't we been doing stuff?" Milia whined. "Is there any way you could find out?" Sartak mused. 10 minutes later, transformed into a Porygon, Milia surfed through the Internet, appearing in a strange new world. "Wow! OOC Land! Where the writers live! Cool!" Sat in a rickety wooden chair, amongst what looked like a schoolwork bombsite, a zombie sat at a desk, puzzled. "Who the hell are you?" "Richard Barnes. I'm trying to think of a event for you and Sartak, but i've got problems." It was then that Milia noticed the huge weight on the keyboard. "What the hell is that?" "Oh, that's my writer's block*. I can't shift it." Converting into a Machamp, Milia heaved the stone out of the window, causing much shouting from the neighbours.... "Oooopsie....." Back in her own world, Milia sat on the deck, back in her usual feminine form. Sartak watched as all their Pokémon sparred with each other, with the occasional spray of Potion. "Finally, we're getting written again! One thing still puzzles me though...." "What?" "Whatever happened to Varait? Isn't he supposed to be in PW! by now?" TBA *OOC: sorry about the really bad joke...