From: Mushboom (email@example.com)
Subject: Re: [PW!] Call of the Tour Guide
Date: 2000-09-08 17:38:32 PST
(OOC: Yes, I am still here, I'm just really busy but since it's the
weekend I have time to do a PW! or two)
Cade strut to the PokeCenter, spinning his pimp stick. He eyed the
world map hanging outside of the large building. 'Hmm' he thought 'I
could either go down to Viridian and then to Cinnabar then to Fuchsia or
go through Mt. Moon and end up somewhere near Cerulean'. He scratched
his head as his eyes scanned the map for Celadon, that's where he'd get
his best chance at becoming a movie star. 'Lessee...If I head east from
Viridian Forest I could probably trek through that uncharted area pretty
quick'. Cade never did have the greatest common sense.
Nevertheless, the self-proclaimed pimp made his decision and, making
sure he had all his gear, he started strutting off toward Viridian
Forest. Soon enough he came to the bug infested forest only to be halted
by a youngster with a butterfly net. "Hey a******. I'll take you on,
b****!" the unusually foul-mouthed Bug Catcher shouted.
"Um...sure," Cade reluctantly agreed, "2 Pokemon each."
The kid didn't hesitate, "F***in' go, Weedle!" The small, horned bug
appeared letting loose a string of Weedle-expletives.
"Let's do it, Pimp Daddy," Cade said. The silver Pokeball on top of
his pimp stick opened and released the pimped out Machop. "Okay, Pimp
"Maaaa," Pimp Daddy reached back and delivered a strong blow to the
Weedle with the palm of his hand, "CHOP!" The Weedle was sent reeling,
causing its trainer to cuss loudly.
"DAMMIT! FOR F***'S SAKE! WEEDLE RETURN, YOU SONOFAB****! GO
CATERPIE! TACKLE OR I'LL KICK YOU A**!"
The frightened caterpillar rushed towards Pimp Daddy, "Prreee!" It
bounced harmlessly off the Machop's chest.
Cade bigsweatted, "Um...Low Kick, Pimp Daddy." Obeying his trainer,
Pimp Daddy punted the Caterpie into the bushes.
"AGH! I F***IN' LOST!" the angry child stormed off, stopping briefly
to retrieve his Caterpie. Cade arched an eyebrow but shrugged it off,
returned Pimp Daddy and continued into the forest.
After an hour or so Cade was thoroughly lost, no where near Viridian
let alone Celadon. He checked out his surroundings, he was surrounded by
foliage. He grinned as an idea came to him, "Go Skreech! Try and find
out where we are!" The Zubat simply hovered and stared straight ahead.
"What? What is it?" Cade followed her eyes, to his surprise right in
front of him was a large tour bus. He bigsweatted, "Where the hell did
that come from?"
A portly man in a pith helmet shouted through a megaphone, "Come
one, come all! Hellion City forest tours! See amazing back flipping
Mankeys and tailed humans!" Several tourists in loud shirts with cameras
hanging of their necks clambered onto the bus and it rumbled off into
"Okay that was a little strange..." Cade recalled Skreech as he
emerged from the forest to see a bustling city full of tourists and
souvenir stands. "Wow, if this isn't Celadon then my name isn't Cade
Little did he realize, he was in a large crowd which spouted various
replies, "You mean this is Celadon?! And here I thought I'd finally
found Hellion City" "Cade McNown? The Chicago Bears' quarterback?" "This
is Hellion you dumbass".
Cade glanced around, "Oops, I guess I'm in Hellion City...Wherever
that is..." He wandered through the tourist trap until he came to the
docks. A line of gigantic, luxurious cruise ships floated in the water
except for one ship which resembled a barely-floating piece of crap and,
strangely enough, that was its name as well. He continued down the docks
admiring the huge boats until he came upon a battle that was already in
>"Monk-chan, I guess it's up to you now." Neither Chansey nor Dow were
>in any condition to fight. Both of their trainers sweatdropped, and
>brought in new Pokemon.
>"He's using his strongest, I'll do the same," thought Felix. "Cygnet,
>I choose you!" Throwing Cygnet's Pokeball to the ground, he prepared
>for the final round.
A tailed boy, much shorter than Cade, was challenging another boy's
Farfetch'd with his Mankey. He paused and noticed the rather attractive
girl watching the match. 'Helloooo beautiful' Cade thought as a grin
spread across his face. He spun his pimp stick and fixed his hat as he
made his way to the girl.
Mara looked up at the pimp wannabe, "May I help you?"
"Yeah, I lost my number can I have yours?" Cade winked and smiled,
knowing she could never resist his amazing charm.
CAN MARA RESIST CADE'S AMAZING CHARM? WILL CADE EVER LEARN ANY BETTER
PICKUP LINES? TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT, SAME PW! TIME, SAME PW!
-Mushboom, yes, Saber STILL hates me