< Dark nights- finale
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Date: 2000/03/09
**FLASHBACK**
When we left, Sartak challenged Giovanni, his own evil bro, for the return
of his Alakazam....
"Aquis! Lets get this over with!" Giovanni smiled. "Water? The only
resistance I have to that is..." "You wouldn't..." "Brother, why do you ask?
KINETECH, ARISE!" Sartak's Alakazam rose through the floor, holding 2 knives
(note: if you can't find spoons, substitute...). "This will be easy...
prepare to see how powerful i can make pokemon, dear brother... psybeam!"
"Buggery! Aquis, bubblebeam! This won't be easy, but aim for the biggest
blur!" On queue, the psychic attempted to teleport out of harms way, but
ended up in the stream....
2 hours later....
"Goddammit! Stop using that BLOODY RECOVER!" "Why? It's so useful...." "It's
just infuriating! Just because i have potions..." Finally, an idea dawned on
Sartak... "Brother, is this place exactly as i planned it to be?" "Your only
achievement- why would i change it?" "well, if you're right..." Sartak drew
the lashwhip, and dragged the pokeball for Kinetech from his belt.
"Kinetech, return! You're my pokemon now!" (Sorry, i watch too much League
of Gentlemen...) He made a dash for a wall... "If you had only changed the
plans, i wouldn't be able to leave through the personal lift, you fool! See
ya!" And with that he was gone....
**END FLASHBACK** (finally...)
Presnt day, Viridian City....
Sartak, alone on this dark night, looked at the gym. Pulling out the keys
foolishly attached to Giovanni's belt next to Kinetech's ball, unlocked the
door. "Wonder if he found Quickstrike? Oi, lightbulb! Get down here!" A beam
in the roof moved, and suddenly a lightbulb explodes, revealing a slender
Jolteon. As it moved, so did the fire in the fireplace... "MAGMAR!!!! How
are you? Been fed enough? We're moving on to Fuschia- there's a few people
you two need to meet..."
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