From: CloysterMaster (cloystermaster@aol.com)
Subject: [PW!]Death of O.J. and Simpson
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Date: 2000/03/18
"Seel, Aurora Beam!" yelled Art."Slowpoke, Confusion!" Simpson said to his
Slowpoke. Art's Seel fired off the Aurora Beam is a beautiful display of color.
Simpson's Slowpoke's Confusion was refracted, as the Beam froze it solid.
Then, Art gave his Seel the death command: "Horn Drill!". It spashed out of
the small pool, half frozen in the Ice Gym. The Slowpoke was hit sqaurely on
the head and shattered."No!" Simpson yelled at his dead Pokemon."You'll pay for
this, brat! Exeggcute! Psywave!" commanded O.J. Art commanded his Seel to use
Bubblebeam.
Although the Psywave did injure Seel badly, His Bubblebeam killed most the
Exeggcute eggs. O.J., enraged, told them to Self-Destruct. They did so,
splatering egg all over both Rockets. It was such a powerful blast, it killed
all the remaining Exeggcute.
Art saw this as an opportunity."Seel, finish them off! Ice Beam!". Seel froze
both O.J. and Simpson to death.
TBC
(By the way, O.J. and Simpson's old motto can now be adopted by other Rockets.
To correct the world with devestation
To rule the world and all it's nations
To denounce the evils of terror and rage
To rule all Pokemon of every age
*name here*
*name here*
Team Rocket, fighting the good guys every hour
Surrender now or we'll show you our power