From: Roland Le Good (roland@minuet.demon.co.uk) Subject: [PW!] Getting to know you... Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2000-08-28 13:34:05 PST PW!- Kurt Cray. Getting to know you, pt 1: Kurt sat in a corner of some sleazy, smokey Saffron bar. Chris and he had just met up and were catching up with what they'd been doing. " Well I only got in a few minutes ago, train from Pewter," " Yeah, I heard on the phone, looks like you made it in time, it's cats and dogs out there, jeez," " Yeah, tell me about it mate. So what've you been doing of late, and I sure as hell hope you closed the roof on the car," " Yeah, chill. Ok, where'd I leave off? Yeah! I remember! Well, there I was, driving down the freeway towards Mt.Moon tunnel, risky as cops were still jumping about, asses on fire looking for me, so I checked in at the pokecentre nearby, to see if any cops were around. Well, I'm waiting inside and this total babe walks in, blonde hair down to her waist, skin tight top figure hugging jeans, I was like, wow! Babe or what, only my gob was dropped so that put her off. But still, she checked in her pokemon, or three out of four and sat down next to me. " So, you come through her much?" I asked, making moves on a babe like that under the circumstances....it's tricky... She bit though," " Hell yeah, good going dude!" Chris was getting into the story. " Yeah, that was only the start of it!" .... Frost stalked up the old battered corridor to the room he was supposed to be in. " I can't do this....why am I wasting my time," He hesitated at the door and turned around.... " Hmmm, maybe it's for the best......" He slowly turned back then jerked away. " Hey, I'm in the FBI, I'm out of the loop, above the system.....Aw who'm I tryin' t'kid...." He opened the door and peeked around. At the far end of the room in a large circle sat several aging men and women. The leader of the group was comforting a large man, thirty something who seemed to be sobbing. " So I told her, I had to have my testicles removed, it was the only way....and she got so mad...." " Thankyou Bobby. I think if we can all learn to release ourselves and follow Bobbies example I think we'll make fast progress..." " Oh brother..." Frost covered his face... .... " Well after that we got to talking about her Pokemon. I said i used pokemon totally different to the way she used hers, and after a dirty joke she agreed," " Yeah, not everyone robs banks right? Hehehe," " Hey, who's telling this story Chris? So, after a bit more of this she asked me for a battle. Well my Pokemon ain't much, not had too much experience, hostages don't give up a fight really. Well it went down anyway. She only had one but it was a kick ass Marowak. Well I only had Watt, so I was shitted upon," " Thunderbolts a great electric attack.... Til ya get ground out by a..." " Yeah, fun-ee. Well Watt was taking in bones from each angle and pretty soon he was down," " Tough break, maybe train him harder, poor little guy," " Bingo, same as she said, her Golduck can take on Pikachu, y'know. Well she gave me the adress of this training school, sounded cool so after I got Watt healed along with Beano and headed off, I'll be right back so don't leave," " What!? Where're you heading Kurt?" " Well the rains getting worse..." " So?" " I didn't actually shut the car roof..." " WHAT!?"