From: Marco262 (email@example.com)
Subject: [PW!] How many Jennys ARE there?
Date: 2000-09-26 18:10:07 PST
Jason ran through a set of lavishly decorated sliding glass doors.
He quickly looked around him for the level sign. After catching his
breath he walked up calmly to the information counter. A small, thin
woman was hidden behind an overly large computer screen with a phone
balancing on her shoulder. He rang the bell.
The woman looked up at the pseudo-blonde youth standing in front of
her. She smiled at him and mouthed "Just a moment." Jason smiled back
impatiently and tapped his fingers on the counter top. He frequently
checked the door with a nervous look on his face. Finally the woman
finished her call.
"Celadon Department Store, how can I help you?" she asked in a nasal
"Where do you sell your TMs?"
"Third floor sir. Have nice day." She hadn't even gotten to "nice"
before Jason was up the stairs. She glanced around to see if anyone was
watching, then pressed a button on an intercom. "Security? We have a
criminal in the building."
* * *
Jason reached a hand over the last step, panting hard after his 4
story climb. (I need to practice more often.) he thought. He stood up
slowly and worked the kinks out of his body, then he walked up to the
only sales counter on the floor. A thin, balding man smiled at him
"TM32 please," Jason said. The man nodded and held up one finger.
He reached under the counter and rummaged for a while, and came up with
a small black. Simeon smiled and nodded back and paid for the TM. The
man took the money quickly, because his phone started ring. He quick it
up and dismissed Jason with a quick wave. Jason tucked the box under his
arms and walked calmly for the door, now that he had what he came for.
Suddenly, he had the feeling he should duck.
Call it intuition, call it good timing, or call it the sound of a
gun being cocked behind him.
He dropped the ground just in time. A bright, feathered dart whizzed
by where his head had been just moments before. Jason stared
open-mouthed at the tranquilizer dart quivering in a wall, until the
sound of another dart being loaded prompted him to look over his
The salesman snarled at the prostrate boy and cocked the gun, aiming
Jason rolled quickly out of the way behind a shelf, got up, and
sprinted down the stairs.
?Halt! In the name of...? He ran past the security guards just
beginning to congregate at the front doors of the building and shot down
the street to where his pokémon were eating dinner.
* * *
DJ had just finished serving up all the band members blue scrambled
eggs when Wolfgang stiffened suddenly.
Miami said, putting a hand on Wolfgang?s arm,
Wolfgang frowned at Miami indignantly, Sure enough,
the sound of a stampede had reached the clearing where the stars had set
up their temporary home.
Jason sped into a clearing and picked up the few supplies that were
left out for cooking and such and threw them into the metal chest. He
turned and rapped out orders to his pokémon. ?SOS! Evacuation! It?s the
feds! Ella, you wake up Gigawatt and wait up there for me! Everyone
else, in your pokéballs!?
Jason zapped the other 4 of his pokémon into their pokéballs and
joined Ella on the gigantic, yet slightly groggy Magneton. Jason gave a
few sharp taps to hull of his ride, and they were up in the air and off
down the road, with the metal chest levitating below them thanks to
Gigawatt?s magnetic field.
Jason looked back over his shoulder nervously. Sure enough, there
were at least 3 police cars chasing them down the widened forest road.
And, unfortunately for Jason and his gang, they were catching up
quickly. One car pulled up on the left of them and a Jenny leaned out
the window, she lifted an unnecessary megaphone to her mouth. (she
yelled loud enough she didn?t need it)
?Halt! This is the police!?
?Yeah, like we didn?t know that already,? Jason grumbled.
?Jason Bard, you?re under arrest for more than 100 cases of
Ella?s head snapped around to look at Jason through wide eyes.
Jason shrugged, ?My last count was 88, but they?re probably
?Halt!? Jenny repeated, ?Or we?ll shoot!?
Ella turned her hands toward Jenny. ?Youse need ta like calm down
girlfriend.? Two Ice Beams shot out from the middle of Ella?s palms. One
hit the megaphone, freezing it to Jenny?s hand. The other hit the front
right tire of the cop car. It swerved out of control on the rocky, dusty
road, falling behind them and taking out the middle cop car as well.
They both spun around and stopped in the middle of the road, creating a
The passenger window of the last car opened up and a male policeman
leaned out and fired a handgun at the group. Fortunately, the bullets
just ricocheted off the Magneton?s metallic covering. Ella fired a huge
Ice Beam directly at the front of the cop car. The beam went directly
through the radiator and hit the engine dead on. With a bang, the frozen
fell through the bottom of the car and snapped the transmission in half.
The two baffled policemen got out of their car, and watched the
retreating Magneton motor down the forest road at an easy 40 mph.