From: Ghostyhead (ghostyhead@tomgreen.com)
Subject: [PW!] I Appear To Be Dead
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Date: 2000-08-23 19:18:12 PST
(Previously in this suitably warped use of my imagination, our brief
heroine Raine pursued her errant Haunter, Spaceghost, into the Celadon
Pokémon Centre. She subjected the ghost to a timely flushing, then
hid from the rather angry police in the Department Store. We rejoin
the lack of plot as she, Cooper and Tom, prepare for a last stand of
sorts...)
PW! - I Appear To Be Dead
"What?" asked Cooper, one eyebrow raised so high that his hairline was
feeling threatened and beginning to recede.
"Nothing. It hardly matters," said Tom, looking a little concerned at
his sudden and inexplicable outburst. Cooper's naturally suspicious
eyebrow returned to its usual roosting spot, and the three continued
their slow, nervous progress into the electronics department, from
which the sounds of screaming seemed loudest.
Hefting her Abra, Raine peered around a nearby corner. In the room
beyond, part of the electronics department's showroom, computers and
various bits of technological ephemera lay strewn across the floor,
scattered in the staff's flight from Spaceghost. The lights were out
here, as well, lending the scene a spooky red glow, the only source of
light being a half-demolished display stand for some new product or
other, which was flickering, seemingly on the brink of giving out.
"Waaak," said Meche, hefting her bone, unusually ready for a fight.
Raine squinted at her. The little Marowak had been acting a little
strangely ever since she'd used Cooper's misappropriated TM that
morning. Raine hoped the thing hadn't had any side-effects. Cooper,
for all his good points (not that she could actually name any if
challenged on this), was hardly the most reliable supplier of goods,
and Raine really didn't need another problem anytime soon. Putting
her friend's aggression down to a shared desire to end Spaceghost's
'fun' (and, ideally, existence), Raine waved her hand, silently
signalling to the others that the room seemed safe.
"Pardon?" asked Tom, nearly making Raine shriek from surprise. On
contemplation, she probably should have mentioned the hand-signals to
everyone else earlier.
"It looks..." began Raine, then realised that she was speaking just as
loudly as the strangely calm youth next to her. "It looks clear," she
whispered. Something wasn't quite right here, something more than the
everyday predations of a rampaging ghost Pokémon. She just couldn't
quite put her proverbial finger on what it was.
Tom, Meche and Raine crept further into the room, the young woman
wincing with every crunch of broken glass underfoot. Relaxing a
little as they reached the centre of the wrecked aisles without
incident, her mind registered the distinct lack of Cooper in the
vicinity. Outside the faint circle of light projected by the gaudy
advertisement, the room was barely visible, registering only as a
collection of edges and reflections. Cooper could be anywhere, she
reasoned. Just outside the light. Safe. Fine. Anywhere.
It was no use. Childhood panic set in, and almost without engaging
her brain, Raine opened her mouth and screamed Cooper's name, the
sound dying into a series of wet sobs, Raine's body shaking with each
outburst. Tom turned, surprised, and placed his arm around her
shoulder, displaying an unexpected amount of compassion. Seemingly
unsure of exactly what to say to the distraught young woman, Tom just
edged a little closer, allowing the sobbing Raine to rest her head on
his shoulder and offered her the end of his robe to dry her eyes.
Making indistinct soothing noises, he wondered just how attached he
could get to the young fugitive. Certainly, she seemed pleasant
enough, although the two had only met a few hours before, and Tom
could clearly see that she didn't deserve the attention the police
seemed to be heaping on her. Nevertheless, his Jedi-attuned senses
had been screaming at him since the two had met, and he was finding it
difficult to shake off a sense of approaching danger.
"Uh...I'm...um..." began Raine, tears still dribbling off her chin.
It was at times like this that she was thankful she didn't wear much
makeup. Tom just patted her shoulder. Meche, too, hadn't failed to
notice her best friend's trauma, and was attempting to be comforting
while watching out for ghost attacks.
"Uhm... I'm...uh...sorry..." spluttered the young trainer, between
breaths.
"You don't need to apologise," said Tom gently. "Fate has been
particularly cruel. I assure you, things will get better."
Raine looked up, more surprised that anyone was actually bothering to
comfort her than anything else. Still, she almost trusted the Jedi's
words, an unusual enough feeling in itself.
The moment was suddenly shattered (and possibly stamped on, too) by an
ear-piercing scream echoing through the Department Store's eerily
deserted showroom. High-pitched as it was, there was only one set of
vocal chords which could have produced this particular scream.
Pushing away from Tom and snatching up her Abra (who, for its part,
was still fast asleep. It was dreaming about bunnies), Raine turned
towards the manager's office.
"Cooper," she breathed.
Through the office's window, Cooper's silhouette could clearly be
seen, crouching (presumably in terror) behind the desk. The shape
opposite him, too, was fairly unmistakable, given that Raine and Meche
didn't know too many people whose hands floated independently of their
bodies (apart from old Mrs Widdecombe over in Saffron, but that was
another story...). Meche held her club in both hands and gritted her
teeth.
"You ready, boney?" asked Raine, looking at the Marowak with genuine
concern. Meche returned the look, then twisted her bone club around
deftly and nodded.
"Wak!"
Tom, too, had retrieved his weapon and looked ready. Raine drew in a
breath, then kicked open the door and strode in.
"Hey! Ghosty!"
Spaceghost turned, his hands clenched into hate-filled purple fists
upon recognition of the voice. Upon seeing him hovering over the
manager's expensive leather chair, Meche physically recoiled in shock.
Raine, too, made a face. This was definitely not the Spaceghost she
had nearly been impaled by that morning. His eyes, while never the
most friendly things to regard, had become almost entirely white,
glowing with some inner fire which seemed to spill out whenever the
ghost opened his mouth.
"Haunterrr...."
His voice, too seemed much deeper than before. Raine gulped, then
glared at the ghost. Her voice a level monotone, she aimed her 'gun'
carefully.
"Get him."
Both Tom and Raine squeezed their respective Abras' feet at the same
moment, sending two light blue psybeams lancing towards the grinning
ghost, amplified by the water stones sellotaped to the unfortunate
Pokemon's heads. With a wave of a hand, Spaceghost effortlessly
deflected the beams, sending one crashing out through the window,
showering the sales floor with even more broken glass. The other
drove itself through the manager's prized chair in a small cloud of
burning leather and splintered wood. Despite their situation, this
made Raine sigh. Another problem for later.
Tom had squeezed off a few more shots before Raine held out a hand to
stop him, afraid that one of the deflected beams might hit either of
them, Meche or Cooper, although the latter might not be such a bad
choice of target, given the options. It was futile, anyway. None of
their shots had even come close to hitting the ball of purplish evil
floating in front of them.
Spaceghost began to laugh, sensing that it was his turn. With a
flourish, he waved his hands and unleashed a beam of blinding light
towards the nervous trio, ripping chunks from the floor as it cut a
straight line across the room. This probably would have been the end
of it had Meche not leapt into the beam's path, swinging her club in a
huge arc towards its source. With a grunt of incredible effort, the
little Marowak managed to throw the supercharged Night Shade away from
its intended targets, letting it crunch through a wall on the far side
of the store instead. This blew a huge chunk from the far side of the
store, exposing the weak daylight beyond and allowing a little rain to
patter against the ruined computers inside.
The shockwave from Spaceghost's show of literary pyrotechnics had, in
the meantime, thrown Raine and Tom behind the manager's desk, where
Cooper was currently cowering in the foetal position, whimpering
faintly.
"Cooper! Hey, Cooper!" hissed Raine, dabbing ineffectually at a cut
on her head with one hand.
"Psyduck, go!" whispered Tom, dropping his Pokéball as quietly as
possible and holding a finger against his lips in a signal to the
duck. Psyduck nodded its understanding and crouched with the others.
Cooper, hearing Raine's voice, raised his head, revealing a nasty gash
along his forehead.
"Oh," he began groggily. "Hey, Raine..."
"Are you okay, Coop?" muttered the young woman, prodding Cooper's head
carefully.
Cooper giggled inanely. "Fine, fine..." he chuckled, then laughed
again.
A huge flash shot over the desk, only to be deflected with a yell of
"Maro!". Raine grinned at the thought of an angry Meche. True to
form, the wisps of an ice beam drifted over the desk, snowing gently
on the three humans and Pokémon hiding there. This was followed by a
satisfying scream from the Haunter. It suddenly occurred to Raine
that today might be looking up after all.
With a final "...wak...", Meche was flung over the desk and hit the
wall with a sickeningly wet thud. She slid slowly to the floor, and
looked up at Raine apologetically.
"You did great out there," said her trainer, internally panicking.
Meche ashamedly held out her bone club, now reduced to a stub of
partially-melted ash, before relinquishing her already-tenuous grasp
on consciousness. Raine gasped, scooping the little creature up and
cradling her like a child. Seemingly unaware of the events occurring
around him, Cooper, squinted at his friends.
"Hey, y'know what?" he began, slumping backwards, "I'm...um...pretty
impressed by that ghost of yours..."
Raine glared at her concussed co-worker. "You can have him..." she
muttered.
As Cooper struggled to line up another sentence, Spaceghost hovered
into view, looming over his former trainer with pure murder in his
eyes. Tom leapt to his feet with prenatural agility and began to
shout an instruction to his loyal Psyduck, only to be batted aside
with a sweep of the ghost's hand.
"Then...let's...", began Cooper, seemingly about to faint.
Tom's Psyduck began to quack maniacally, flapping as if trying to
alert its companions to something.
"Call...it...a..." Cooper continued. Raine saw what was coming a
second too late. Spaceghost began to laugh, a broken cackle composed
of fragments of his name. Psyduck was frantic. He knew what
Spaceghost was saying.
"Trade..." managed Cooper before passing out in a quiet heap. Raine
felt like kicking him, but more interesting things were happening
above.
The little Haunter, for his part, was enveloped in yellow light, rays
blazing outwards like a beacon. Any ships in the area, at least, had
little to fear direction-wise. Within the light, the ghost's body
began to change, growing larger and larger, towering over his human
victims as his body stretched to form feet, dark fur, glowing,
sinister eyes and just about the most evil grin Raine had ever seen
outside a Disney cartoon.
As the light receded, even Tom was forced to step back, such was the
size of the Gengar now standing in the middle of the office. Raine,
risking a glance over the desk, took in the fact that Spaceghost was
now about nine feet tall.
"Shit." She breathed.
"Shit poopy shitty shit shit shit. Shit."
"GEEEEENNNNNNN!"
Raine scrambled away from the desk, Meche's prone form stuffed under
one arm, as the enormous Gengar cleaved it in two with a swipe of his
huge claw. The other claw, unfortunately, was left free to scoop her
up and hold her, struggling in abject terror, before the monster's
face.
Raine could barely breathe thanks to Spaceghost's grip. She felt a
pang of immense guilt despite her situation as she let Meche's
unconscious body fall to the floor. Below, Tom's Psyduck was blasting
confusion beams towards the immense Gengar, only to have them
disappear into his huge bulk. Spaceghost didn't even bother to turn
around.
Struggling, Raine stared deep into the Pokemon's monstrous face,
barely able to draw breath now.
"Why?" she managed, not quite having enough energy for the string of
horrific expletives she had intended to follow this with.
In a disturbingly humanesque gesture, the ghost shrugged, then
produced a long sword from somewhere deep within its body. Raine's
eyes widened.
===Slow motion. With one hand, Spaceghost tosses Raine into the air,
skewering her through the chest with the sword as he flings it into
the depths of the store. Surprisingly little blood is shed as the
hapless young woman is carried by the blade's momentum, finally
stopped by one of the few computers still on its display stand. The
sword drives into the monitor, producing a few pyrotechnic sparks as
Raine's lifeless body sags in a generally gratuitous way. Tom runs
towards the ghost, fury in his eyes. Meche raises her head.===
The young Jedi clenched his teeth, not entirely sure of how he planned
to combat Spaceghost, particularly in his new shape. The reality of
what had just occurred had barely dawned on him yet. Still, on some
level he was aware of what he had to do, and dashed forwards, carried
by his Jedi-trained agility.
Only to be stopped by Meche's outstretched arm.
With a glance, the little Marowak took in her deceased trainer,
ghoulishly lit by a small shower of sparks, and glared at Spaceghost
with all the rage she had contained within her small body. For his
part, the ghost was chuckling to himself, enjoying the bloodshed and
trauma of it all. This exercise in futility from the irritatingly
superior Marowak just made the whole thing more amusing.
Meche glanced at her left hand, where the reassuring weight of her
club would normally rest. Much to her surprise (although most things
had largely stopped surprising her today), the space was filled by a
glittering bone club, twisting and shimmering with each tiny movement.
She studied it for a second, ignoring the ghost rapidly advancing on
her. Maybe it was the spirits of every Pokémon and trainer killed in
battle. Maybe it was the reality of an ancient Marowak legend. Maybe
it was just good timing and expensive special effects. Meche
shrugged.
"Wak..."
And, with absolute clarity, everyone present knew the word 'die'.
Officer Jenny shielded her eyes from the glare.
"What the hell is going on in there?" she demanded. The deputy in
front of her squirmed under the gaze of authority.
"Couldn't say, to be honest," he managed, craning his neck to watch
the pyrotechnics through the hole in the side of the Celadon Store.
"All we know is, our suspect was hiding out somewhere in the building,
with two accomplices. Then, things get a little confused. Something
about a huge Gengar and an angry Marowak. Whatever, I doubt
anything'll survive *that*..."
The small sun which seemed to have formed inside the store was
beginning to die down a little.
The deputy nervously played with his collar.
"Um... we can send people in, if you'd like..."
Jenny stared at the man, then glanced up at the receding light.
"You know, I think we could stand to leave it a *few* more minutes..."
Three days had passed. Cooper, Tom, Meche and Psyduck sat quietly on
the steps of the Pokémon Centre, watching the construction crews at
work rebuilding the Department Store. Meche idly rolled her new,
shimmering bone club along the step, from one hand to the other and
back.
"So..." began Cooper, wiggling his eyebrow experimentally and wincing
at the pain from the bandaged cut on his head.
"Maro?"
"What now?"
"Wak..." she shrugged.
"How about you, Tom?" asked Cooper, strangely sombre.
Tom, too, made a noncommittal sound and shrugged.
"Well, after Officer...erm, remind me of her name again..."
"Jenny."
Yes, that was it, after she heard our side of events and saw what was
left of the ghost, I suppose we're free to go almost anywhere.
Wherever we go, though, I'm sure Psyduck and me will remember what
occurred here..."
"Yeah..." agreed Cooper.
"Wak..."
"Psy..."
"I think I'm going to become a trainer," said Cooper, after a few
moments' silence. "I've been in this city too long anyway. Want to
come along, bonehead?" He patted Meche on the head. For once, she
didn't move away.
"Maro... wak, Marowak. Wak," she said firmly.
"On your own, eh? Well, good luck, Meche. Guess I'll see you later.
You too, Tom."
"Yes. May the for..."
A huge sweatdrop rolled off the side of Tom's head and splashed
quietly on the concrete.
"Um... I mean, may the farms be with you. Farms. Yes. They're
always good. To have...um...with you..."
"Bye, Tom."
"Farewell, Cooper. And Meche."
"Marowak."
Somewhere else, a modem flashed and beeped.
CONTINUED, IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING, IN '[CG] RAINE EVANS' IN AFD
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