From: JaytheLoneStranger (JaytheLoneStranger@excite.com) Subject: [PW!] Jay is back! 3 new episodes contained within! Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2000/04/01 <EPISODE 3> <The Pidgey Raid!> At daylight, Jay,Underdog,and Jigglypuff awake to a beautiful day, meanwhile..in the trees, The now freed Pidgeotto had freed all of her group and they started to attack. "Pidg-joooto!" "Pidgey! Pidgey!" "What the-" Pidgeotto attacks Underdog while the Pidgeys attack Jay. "Diglett! Headbutt 'em!" "Dig Dig Diglett Dig Dig" Diglett headbutts left and right but keeps missing the stronger Pidgeotto who keeps kicking sand in his face. All the sudden, Jigglypuff jumps on top of Jay's head, using his feet to plug Jay's ears. Jigglypuff shouts something to Diglett who promtly digs underground and rises the ground under- neath them as Jigglypuff begins to sing. "Jiggallyy-ppppuffffff,Jiggallyy-ppppuffffff..." In no time, the Pidgeys are asleep. Jay, after high-fiving Underdog and Jigglypuff,decides they need to get out of there before the Pidgeys wake up, but not before doing a little dance with Underdog. They set off! As Underdog digs a path in front of them, Jigglypuff rides on Jay's shoulder until they can get the pokéball fixéd. When will Jay get to the professor? What new places will they visit? Find out next time! JAY Jay has the following pokemon at this point: Diglett 'Underdog' Level 5 Moves: Scratch Headbutt Dig Sand Attack (Rarely used.) - Jigglypuff (will be nicknamed soon) Level 6 Moves: Sing Pound Doubleslap -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ ______________________________________________________________________~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~______________________________________________________________________<Episode 4> <En Routé to Pallet!> When we last left Jay he had just found two new pokémon: Diglett (named 'Underdog') and Jigglypuff. Now let's join them. "Jigglypuff, what should we name you?" asks Jay as the group is moving south on route 1. "How about Iggy?" "Puff Paauff Jigggg ALLLY!" WHAM! Jigglypuff pounds Jay's unfortunate head. "Oww! .. Don't like, it do you?" says Jay, rubbing his head. "Hmm.. I know! how about Powderpuff!" Jigglypuff doubleslaps him (approximately 8.5645666576789 X 10 to the 8th power in scientific notation) many times in that one instant. "Ow Ow! Okay! It was just a joke?" (note: how to make '?' is Alt+0133) Jay hears a far off pounding sound. " I know you'll like this one, how about Jackhammer!?" Jigglypuff considers it for a moment then starts clapping. "Jiggly Jiggly Puff Jigglypuff!" That's it? Your name is Jackhammer!" Just then, Out of of the bushes, a kid carrying a net and two pokeballs comes up. Who is this new trainer? How long will it take to get to Pallet? All questions answered next time on Pokéwars: Jay Miner!!" JAY I'll type the next one up this afternoon. Brought to you by the CoD+J The Cult of Diglett and Jigglypuff