[PW!] On the Road In The Opposite Direction of Viridian City!

From: Enter your name here (eeveelution@ix.netcom.comagnemite) Subject: [PW!] On the Road In The Opposite Direction of Viridian City! Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2000/05/06 Andy and Enimuram had three burning questions. What year was it? What day was it? Were they even in the Viridian Forest at all? Make that four burning questions. What happened to Enimuram's Magnemite and Electron? No, wait, five, and I swear this is the last one. Who did this to them? "Brotlov. Finish them off. I am issuing you 2 Hypnos. They will be sufficiant enough to turn Andy and Enimuram into Ash clones. You have 48 hours." "Yes, sir." "One more thing." "Yes?" "Don't screw it up." "Yes, sir!" "There's nothing left to do but walk onward to the nearest Pokemon center, in Pewter. Electron's hurt badly from the portal." Andy said, with a sigh. "Yeah, Magnemite needs some rest too." Enimuram replied. And they both unrolled their sleeping bags, and layed down. 10 minutes later, they were fast asleep. Then the voices began. "Enimuram......Andy......" the voice called. "I am talking to you through your dreams. At the sound of the crash, you will both be Ash." A cymbal crash rang in their ears. "Good.......Andy, Enimuram, your end will come shortly." They awoke the next morning. "Well, lets hurry on to Pewter," Enimuram said. And they did, until a stream blocked their paths. "We'll have to get across, somehow.....I don't think either of us has a water pokemon. I've only got Abra, Pidgey, and Vaporeon, and you've only got Tentacool," Andy said, disappointed. "That's not all I have," Enimuram said with a smile. "Go, Flareon!" A Flareon popped out of Enimuram's Pokeball. "Great idea! Flareon can ferry us across!" "All right, Flareon, go across!" "Flare?" "What are you waiting for?" Flareon walked over to the bridge 3 feet from the spot where they were standing, and walked across. "Good job, Flareon! This time, with us on you!" "I don't think Flareon CAN Surf. Enimuram." "You're right, I never gave it the HM," Enimuram said, disappointed. "I guess we could use the bridge." So they did. 20 minutes later.... "How about we try to FLY out of here?" Andy asked. "Nah. Neither of us has a flying type." "I do!" "You mean Pidgey? That's not a flying type!" "No, I mean Abra!.....OW! Electron, why'd you do that?" "Mag..." The Magnemite was shaking its non-existant head. "Foolish humans..." It was the voice from the dreams. "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ted Brotlov. I have taken control of your minds with these two Hypno. No matter what, you will now act like Ash! Now for me to finish you off....go, Voltorbs 1-5!" "Um...sir...." Cyclonus said, "Shouldn't you just finish them off with Electrode? Or these Hypno?" "Shut up. Voltorbs, Self-destruct!" And the Voltorbs did Self-destruct...20 feet from the place Andy stood. "Dang...I guess I'll use Electrode!" "An electic type!" Andy said. "I'll beat it easily! Go Vaporeon!" "Tentacool, go!" "Hahahahahah....water types against an electric type....I guess it really worked." "Tentacool! Water Gun!" "Vaporeon! Tackle!" The Electrode fainted. "God dammit..." Ted hissed. Cyclonus sighed. "Transforming them into Ash clones had them copy every of Ash's characteristics. Including his omnipotence." "Noooooo!" Ted shouted. "Hypno, change them back! We'll have a better chance of defeating them!" "Of course, you had nil chance when they WERE Ash clones..." "Shut up, Cyclonus. Hypno, end the hypnotism." The Hypnos stopped. "You haven't seen the last of Ted Brotlov!" "What happened? Where are we?" Enimuram asked. "I don't know, but we need to get to Pewter. And fast...Magnemite and Electron are really hurt...their energy is waining every minute." And Andy and Enimuram set off running in Pewter's direction. But only three of their burning questions were answered...we have to answer the other two! Hey! What's going on? No.....the PW! can't be over! NOOOOOOOOO~!!1 TBC...