From: Roland Le Good (roland@minuet.demon.co.uk) Subject: [PW!] On the run! Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2000/07/25 PW! Kurt Cray: On the run! " Goddam that came close!" " Chill man, it didn;t go too badly right?" For best friends Kurt and Chris argued alot. Still however close they came to beating each other to death they came out better friends than before... 'till their next arguement. " Badly? BADLY? I was nearly caught, then shot, I had to climb across the roof to escape and nearly died, I also tipped the cops off and they'll be on my ass tomorrow I betcha!" " Like I said, not too badly! Look just lie low a little you'll be fine, happned to me a couple of years back. FBI types an' stuff like that. Ok, now I'm gonna stop here go in and get a pack of M and M's ok?" " Yeah....sure..." Kurt felt a strange tingling as Chris said the second M. He brushed his hair back into shape. Drivingin a caddilac down a motorway put it out of place. " Aw, I hate that..." Kurt looked inside and felt itchy. Kurt checked the chocolate and looked around, two people, one stacking small shelves the other working at the checkout. " Ok, this is a hold up! Everyone stay cool and you'll be fine!" " Oh god! No! Please, just take the money and don't hurt us!" Kurt thought a dirty thought and then realised the woman was about 50 and all wrinkly. " EUGH!" He began to shudder. " Shut up and put the money in the bag... and two packs of Everest smokes.... and a Kit Kat," Kurt grabbed the loot, shot the security camera and ran out the door. " GO GO GO!" He jumped into the caddilac and Chris sped off. " YEEES!" Kurt cheered and opened his Kit Kat. " You did it again didn't you?" " What?" " Whadya think? You robbed the shop didn't you!" " Well yeah, so? Did you see the price of this Kit Kat? 38p!" " That's a bit of a rip off..HEY! You've gotta stop! LIE LOW I SAID! NOT GO ROB A MOTORWAY STATION!" " Calm down, it made up for the bank," Kurt checked the money. " Actually it probably didn't. Anyway who's gonna know?" " I suppose.... Hey! M 'n Ms?" " Oh crap, I forgot..." " Aw damn man! All that and you forgot the chocolate!" " Want a Kit Kat?" The duo arrived in Pewter city. It seemed too grey to be real, like when you leave the cinema after a two hour movie. Kurt felt out of place. It seemed as though even the people were grey too. " Nice, let's get to a hotel and then a Pokecentre..." " Sure dude," The nearest hotel was called the gravel's rest. " What is it with this place and rocks eh?" The receptionist seemed to ahve a ery stretched smile and the light reflected off her teeth. Blinking Kurt asked: " Hey, I'd like to a rent a room for a couple of nights. Two person, seperate beds please," " Ok, we have something, ten pounds per night please," " Sure," Kurt handed over a tenner and they were led upstairs by a boy in a red suit. They telled into the room nicely and Kurt turned on the TV. " Hey look at that! The store!" Kurt indicated as a reporter began explaining about his robbery. " Earlier today this quiet, out of town shop was brutally assualted by an evil robber," " Assaulted? Cool..." Kurt nodded. " The assailant stole five hundred in cash, a box of ciggarettes and a Kit Kat," " Cig's? Oh yeah!" Kurt pulled a pack from his back and lit one. " It is belived the attacker is a man named Kurt Cray, seen here," Kurt was just breathing in as the reporter said this and in his shock Kurt nearly swallowed the fag. " Huuurrk!" He coughed it onto the floor. " He is also responsible for the robbery in Cerulean just yesterday. " NO! SHUT UP! SHHH! BE QUIET!" Chris had seen the report. " You stupid tit," " AUGH! I didn't know did I?" " Great, now what'll we do? Lemme ask you something; Howm many people in this city, or this country for that matter do you think saw that report?"