From: Not the worst (yoda325344@aol.com.nyc) Subject: [PW!] Orange Milanos Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2000/03/05 PokéWars! - Episode 6 - Gibraltar P:OTPW!: "Clash of the Titan" <<no quote available. whoops, lets just say gibraltar showed rapier his rhydon, the rhydon farted, etc. etc.>> -===---===--===---===--===---===- "Orange Milanos" by Yoda -===---===--===---===--===---===- The duo made up of Pokemon League official/ATR fringe member Gibraltar stood on the beaten path that led to the newly found ATR training gym. Their Mercedes Benz lay parked into a bush a couple feet away. Gibraltar opened a package of Orange Milanos and began to munch. "Damn, these things kick ass," Gibraltar said as he ate the cookies. "Pepperidge Farm is the king of baked goods." "Ok, first of all, Ritz Crackers are far better than any cookie, and second of all, its taken us a week to get to a door that is just a few inches in front of our faces," spoke Rapier from his shoulder perch. "And by the way, did your Rhydon have eggs for breakfast or something!? It smells like shite." "Rooty Tooty Fresh n' Fruity, ya gotta love IHOP. Anyway, what say we open this door?" "Ok." "Go ahead and open it." "Uh, you do it." "No, you." "Come on, just do it Gibraltar." "Stop opressing me you racist bastard." "How about not.. you, you.. AUGH" the Farfetch'd broke down and cried. "There there, come on now, you know you're not really a racist bastard." "*sniff*" "Look, would I make fun of you if I didn't think you were cool? Ok, well, maybe if you were ugly." "AUGH!!!!!" "Fine, I'll open the door." -===---===--===---===--===---===- AND THE DOOR OPENED. WHAT DANGERS LIE AHEAD? LOOK TO THE NEXT HALFASSED STORY TO FIND OU-- {Oh, screw it, I'll just finish it now.} -===---===--===---===--===---===- The door creaked open, and a semi-dirty semi-lit gym lay before them. Gibraltar took the first step, and suddenly tripped over a dead caterpie and flew on his back. Where he landed, however... "Oh man, who put these beachballs here..." Gibraltar wiped open his eyes, and realized he was lying upon the body of the voluptuous Laura Dark, ATR operative. "Gah... well, at least we know if they're real or no--" "You bastard! She's practically unconsious!" shouted one of the ATRs around the body. "Sorry! I didn't mean to!" "No, before that." "Oh. Soo..care for some cookies?" Gibraltar reached around for them, and realized they were somehow placed half-under the black leather-clad rear of Laura Dark. "I'll get those." -===---===--===---===--===---===- TBC? Song(s) featured on today's episode: -- Baby Got Back (muhahah) -===---===--===---===--===---===- Ok, my char's there. Woohoo, go do whatever you want now Dryad. -- Yoda "Do, or do not. There is no try." "Think different." "Ba dum dum" Yoda Communications: http://yoda.rs9.net AIM: YodaX23 -=|[Regian]|=- "I'm a small guy..." - JK (the man), at Harvard Hang ten...for justice!