From: Zenigame-sama (zenigame325@aol.comerquise) Subject: [PW!] Perils of Possession Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2000/03/13 Narrator: In the last episode, Randy got posessed. Now, he's trying to kill Lisa. "What's wrong with you, Randy?" Lisa asked. "REDRUM!" Randy shouted. Randy smacked Lisa, and unsheathed his katana. "Randy, what the heck's wrong with you?" "REDRUM!" Randy swung his katana at Lisa. "Randy, what are you doing?" Piccolo jumpkicked Randy, causing him to drop his katana. "Redrum..." Randy reached for his katana, but Lisa took it. "Piccolo, what's wrong with him?" Lisa asked. "I have no idea, but he's acting how that guy did in the movie we were watching." Piccolo said. "REDRUM!" Randy ran toward Lisa, trying to get the katana. "Oh, no you don't." Lisa tripped him, but Randy didn't fall to the ground. Instead, he floated. "What the-" Randy floated upright, and flew toward Lisa. "REDRUM!" "NYAAH!" Cyrus kicked Randy out of the way. "Sorry, Randy." he said. "REDRUM!" Randy screamed. He punched Cyrus, knocking him out. "Bui!" Goten shouted. He lunged toward Randy, who knocked him out of the air. "Bui..." he fainted. "Fetchy?" "No, Trunks! We have to get out of here!" Lisa dropped Randy's katana, grabbed Trunks, Goten and Cyrus, and tried to get out of the door. "REDRUM!" Randy grabbed his katana and blocked the door. "REDRUM!" He swung the katana at Lisa, but Piccolo blocked it. "Stop it, Randy." "REDRUM!" He kicked Piccolo, knocking him out. "Hey!" A purple cloud appeared. "Nobody does that to my grandson!" it shouted. "Kami?" Lisa said. "Yup, and I'm gonna beat the crap outta the gengar that's inside Randy." he said. "Huh?" "Yup, he's posessed." "I knew it!" "REDRUM!" Randy slashed at Kami, but the katana passed through him. "You know, Ctulthu, you should know better than that." "Redrum?" "And quit the Shining routine." "Dang it, Kami! The master's gonna be mad at me!" Ctulthu exited Randy's body, dropping him on the floor, still asleep. "Why'd ya have to go and do that?" "Sorry man, but he's my friend." "Now, I'm gonna have to exorcise you!" Ctulthu used Psychic. "Ow! You stupid little idiot!" Kami shouted. "How were you able to take that attack?" Lisa asked. "Ctulthu's been Rare Candied to level 100, but he's still as weak as a baby magikarp." Kami explained. "You insolent little...." Ctulthu used Psychic again, this tme the effects on Kami were shown. "You're stronger than I thought, Ctulthu. I'll have to do this!" Kami grew more angular, and got a new pair of hands. "See!" "You still can't beat me!" Ctulthu charged toward Kami, but suddenly stopped. "Uhtlutc, go from whence you came, demon!" Kami raised his new hand, and Ctulthu disappeared. "What did you do?" "I hang around churches, and saw a priest do that, so I tried it." "Cool." "Well, I gotta go!" Kami disappeared, as Randy woke up. "What happened? I feel like crap!" he asked. "Oh Randy!" Lisa kissed him. "You were posessed and tried to kill me, but Kami came and exorcised the ghost!" "Wow. And I was asleep the whole time." "Yeah." they kissed again. SNAP A camera clicked, and two kids jumped out of the shadows. "This one's going into the scrapbook!" a kid said. Narrator: So, Randy was possessed by a gengar,. but Kami evolved, and exorcised it. What's going to happen next? Find out in the next episode! Next Episode: Ninja Tech ___________________________________________________________________ I don't fight bleeding hearts or women. -Zenigame-sama Colony no heiwa no tame dattara, yorokonde shinigami ni naru ze! They call me the God of Death. I have a scythe in my right hand, and it takes people's lives.