From: Enter your name here (eeveelution@ix.netcom.comagnemite) Subject: [PW!] Possesion Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2000/07/12 Andy and Enimuram sat in a room in the Pewter hotel, discussing why their Magnemites have gone haywire ever since they stopped the time gate. Or were they? "Ten bucks says next time he attacks, Ted brings Drowzees and loses 5 Voltorbs." "OK. Even though I KNOW he's gonna take Starmies and lose 10 Voltorbs." Eventually, they got on task. "So, why do you think the Magnemites are hurt?" asked Andy "Beats me. But today's episode of Pokemon is on. I think it has Magnemite," replied Enimuram. So they sat down to watch, and sure enough, it was the episode "Sparks Fly For Magnemite". Andy and Enimuram made several comments about how, in real life, a Magnemite would never fall in love with a Pikachu. When it was over, Andy and Enimuram got into their seperate beds and began to try to go to sleep. "You know," said Enimuram "remember how on that episode we just saw, Pikachu ran out of electricity and became magnitized?" "Yeah." "Well, maybe that's what happened with the Magnemites. They used up all their electricity to override the time gate." "I guess, it's the only logical conclusion we've come up with so far." In the middle of the night, Enimuram heard voices in his sleep. He heard Drowzees in the background, and then he heard Ted's voice. "Magnemite is evil. Voltorb is good. Worship Voltifier. Destroy Magnallah." Those four phrases repeated over and over in his mind. The next morning, Andy and Enimuram awoke to find their Magnemites fine. "Enimuram was probably right, they just needed to get their magnetism back," Andy thought. "Well, looks like it's time to head off to Mt. Moon!" But all Enimuram could say were the four phrases that repeated in his sleep. "Magnemite is evil. Voltorb is good. Worship Voltifier. Destroy Magnallah." Enimuram scanned the room like a robot, and spotted the two Magnemites. "Magnemites must be destroyed. Only Voltorbs shall exist." Enimuram grabbed the closest blunt object and walked over to the Magnemites. TBC. (OK, Andy. Pick it up from here. Stop Enimuram! =P)