From: RobfromVoid (RobfromVoid@prodigy.net)
Subject: [PW!] Pretty Girl Preparations!
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Date: 2000/05/12
Minax drags Splash into the Paradise Nail Polish salon found on the dock
of Porta Vista, wishing that she had a leash to place around his neck so
that she can choke him as punishment when necessary. She notices that
there are many women around her age waiting to get manicures and
pedicures from professionals that work at the salon, while others simply
buy polish and leave. Minax sits down Splash on the only empty waiting
chair and looks directly into his eyes while she tells him, "I need you
to wait..." She notices that his eyes are glazed over, as if he's
thinking about something else. She slaps him to snap him out of it,
"Stop thinking about Murasaki! I need you to wait here to hold my place
in line. I'll be right back."
"You want me to stop thinking about Murasaki?!" Splash asks defiantly,
as he stands up, "That's like telling the sun to stop shining! That's
like telling birds to stop singing! That's like telling..." Splash's
musings are cut short when Minax slaps him again, this time so forcibly
that he's knocked back into his chair. He then watches as Minax walks
out of the of the salon, with Omelette the Chansey following her. Once
the red-haired Rocket and her Pokemon are gone, he says, "What a
grouch."
When Minax is outside, she starts surveying the area, seeing all the
women on the dock as enemies, "Those can't possibly be real." While
Minax looks around to see which shops are open, Omelette flails her tiny
limbs about, practicing how to throw slaps, hoping to become an expert
at it like her surrogate mother is. Minax speaks out loud, "The Lip
Gloss Hut and Perfume Palace are closed, but that doesn't matter. I can
use that Charmander red lipstick that Splash helped me pick out and my
Subversion perfume, the only fragrance that would reach the judges from
the stage anyway. I'm just going to visit the Quicktime Spa, then I'll
return here, and finally go pick out a swimsuit with Splash's help.
Come, Omelette."
Omelette throws a phantom slap with so much force that she spins around
a few times, then falls down, "Seeee..."
Minax crouches and picks up Omelette, cradling the dizzy Chansey in her
arms, "You can use a makeover too, Omelette, since I'm going to dress
you up like an angel for the contest!" She maneuvers through the crowd
of women, towards the spa.
"Hey, hot-stuff! Welcome to the Road To Beauty Quicktime Spa!" A buff
blonde shirtless surfer dude greets Minax, flexing his pectoral muscles
in an attempt to impress her, "Do you wanna get the full treatment,
dudette? It only costs 20 coins!"
Minax makes a disgusted face at the surfer, then holds Omelette in one
arm while searching inside the bag on her belt for the amount of money
needed. Once she has procured it, Minax hands him the cash while
remarking, "By the way, 'dude', guys aren't supposed to have boobs, so
stop showing yours off." She hugs Omelette closely as she steps into the
Quicktime Spa...
(( NS: Minax goes through a sauna full of security cameras, a brutal
massage treatment given by a large hairy woman, a sizzling hottub full
of oil, then is dried off by a pervert before finally heading out of the
spa. I wrote a rather lengthy post describing everything that happened
in great detail, but Netscape had a fatal error which caused me to lose
the two hours of work. I don't feel like describing the horrors that
occurred there again, so I'm just going to cut to when she leaves the
spa. ))
Minax sheathes her skinning knife as she steps back onto the street.
When Omelette exits the spa, rubbing her eyes to adjust to the bright
sunlight that contrasted the dark room where the sunglasses-wearing
mustachioed pervert dried her mommy off, Minax picks up the Chansey
toddler. She quickly examines the baby looking for any bruises while
saying, "That damn dirty ape woman nearly broke my feet and hand. I can
deal with that, but if she laid a single hairy knuckle on you, I'll kill
her!"
"See?" Omelette is pleased when Minax stops turning her around and hugs
her. The Chansey doesn't have any bruises on her since she got a much
more gentle massage therapist than Minax's big burly one. The Chansey
rests her head against Minax's bosom as her surrogate mother jogs back
towards the Nail Polish Paradise salon where she left Splash. "Chaan..."
She enjoys all the attention that she's been getting lately, but wonders
what Minax means when she says that she'll be an angel soon.
Even before Minax arrives at Nail Polish Paradise, she notices that
Splash is standing outside. Her anger builds and her pace increases.
When she finally is close enough to hurt him by yelling, she shouts,
"Splash! I told you to hold my place!"
"I did..." Splash argues, pointing at the closed salon, "I scared off
some of the women with my rants about Murasaki, then it was your turn. I
had to get a manicure to keep holding your place. Next thing I knew, the
parlor was closed! It's too bad that I'm not entering the contest...
look at my hands!" He raises his hands to Minax, showing her his
gleaming fingernails, each decorated with a different color of the
rainbow plus white, black, and gold, "And if you like these, you should
see my toenails!"
Minax places her hands against the windows of the nail salon, "I lost my
chance. Oh well, I'll do my own nails right before the contest. I just
have to buy a swimsuit that'll take the attention away from my hands and
feet. That'll be easy! Come, Splash." Still holding Omelette with one
arm, Minax grabs Splash's now-effeminate hand and pulls him down the
dock, towards the Skimpy Swimsuit Shop, "I'll try on a few different
swimsuits as long as they aren't too horribly revealing. Your job is to
tell me which one you like best. I'll make my choice based on your
feedback."
-Minax