From: Zenigame-sama (zenigame325@aol.comerquise)
Subject: [PW!] REDRUM!
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Date: 2000/03/13
In the last episode, Yakon and Deathscythe fought, and beat the crap out of
each other. Now, Randy and Lisa are back in their cabin.
"*YAWN* I'm tired. I'm goimg to sleep." Randy said
"Okay." Lisa said.
Randy slept, while Lisa and the pokémon watched TV.
"What we watching?" Cyrus asked.
"I thik it's called 'The Shining.'" Lisa told him.
"I don't see anything shiny in the movie."
"It's just the title, Cyrus."
"Oh."
Meanwhile, on the docks, a man is looking at the S. S. Anne.
"I know that kid's on the boat." he said.
He threw a pokéball.
"Okay, Ctulthu. I can't go on the boat, so I want you to do something." he
said.
"Okay, master." the gengar said.
"There's a kid named Randy on that boat."
"Okay."
"I think he's in room number seven."
"Oh."
"I want you to possess him, and make him kill his girlfriend."
"Why, master?"
"Because he cut off my arm."
"Why not just kill him?"
"I want him to suffer. He'll probably wind up in jail for killing her."
"Oh."
"So go, and possess him!"
"Yes, master!"
The gengar floated into the ship.
"This is gonna be sweet! MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he laughed evilly.
[Back on the S. S. Anne]
"AIEEEE!" a woman on TV screamed.
"Trunks, close your eyes!" Lisa shouted.
"Fetchy!" he screamed.
"This is sick." Piccolo said.
"That's it, I'm changing the channel." Lisa said.
"Bui!"
"Fetchy!"
"Too bad."
Lisa changed the channel to Cartoon Network.
"Aw, man! Not cartoons!" Piccolo said.
"Quiet, Piccolo. You'll wake Randy up." Lisa said.
"Sorry."
"Cool, Gundam Wing."
"What's that?"
"A cool show."
"Whatever."
As they were glued to the TV, Ctulthu floated into the room.
"I wish Randy was awake. He'd like this show." Lisa said.
::Cool, this is the right room. Now which one's Randy?:: Ctulthu thought.
He floated around, confused.
::Oh yeah, the sleeping kid!::
He floated toward Randy, and posessed him.
"Guhhhhh...." the newly posessed Randy groaned.
"Randy? See, Piccolo, you woke him up." Lisa said.
"Sorry."
"You okay, Randy?"
"Guhhh..."
"Randy?"
The possessed Randy stood up, and got his katana.
"Randy, what's wrong?" Lisa asked.
She walked toward him.
"REDRUM!" Randy shouted.
Narrator: Bum Bum Bum....
Next Episode: Perils of Possession!
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You take the predicate, and I'll take your soul!
-Zenigame-sama
Colony no heiwa no tame dattara, yorokonde shinigami ni naru ze!
They call me the God of Death.
I have a scythe in my right hand,
and it takes people's lives.