From: syke108 (syke6888@my-deja.com) Subject: Re: [PW!] Robert's 18th Birthday! Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2000/03/22 > When he arrives at Rilli's house, he leaps off of his bike and heads up > to the porch. He knocks on the door with a smile on his face, > daydreaming about what Rilli has prepared for his birthday. Then a > thought comes to Robert's mind as he waits for Rilli to answer, "Hmm, > I'd better be careful what I think about Rilli now that I'm a legal > adult and she's still a minor. I'll just have to stop picturing her in > skimpy little outfits, like I've done in the past. Those thoughts were > too naughty for me, anyhow!" In another area of Lavendar, John was working on the same building Robert mentioned earlier, and John had never been so happy. "God, it feels good to be doing something that won't wind upo with me being hurt," he thought as he helped set up part of the Gym. It was then he noticed the escaped bowling ball. What he didn't know was that it bounced out of the Celadon Bowling Alley, bounced onto a Fearow's back, fell off over Lavendar, rebounded off a roof of someone's house, careened off an onix's head, slid down a rainpipe, and bounced off a Meowth. What he did notice was that the bolwling ball had landed hard on his foot. "OOOOUUUUCCCCHHH!!!" he shouted, tossing the hammer he was using up[ into the air. The hammer went straight up, then followed the laws of gravity by landing on top of John's head. John started hopping around, one arm rubbing the top of his head, the other holding his foot. As he winced in pain, mr. Fuji walked up to him. "I think you better take a lunch break before you really hurt yourself, John," said mr. Fuji, then he walked off. john decided to take the sage advice. He consumed a thermos of Chicken Corn Chowder soup, three ham and cheese sandwiches, four Oreos and a case of Coke, then was about to go back to work when he noticed that boy he had seen go into the tower when John reached Lavendar. "I gotta see if that really was the Slowbro rider," thought John. he made sure he had no caffine-related gas in him, then after he was sure his hello wouldn't come out as a loud burp, he walked over to the teen, who was waiting at the door of a house. "Excuse me," he asked the boy, "but are you by any chance the Slowbro rider from the last Big P Pokémon Race?" TBC? (How about it, Rob?) -- A battle with Spearow flying in, A battle with Snorlax, he's not thin! A battle with Vaporeon's what I like! A battle with Jigglypuff on the mike! A battle with Mewtwo, he's the man! A battle with Eevee, I'm a fan! A battle with Pinsir would be fine! Pokéball Go! And they're all mine!