From: ~Xus: Do you really think I care?~ (iha1979@mmcable.com) Subject: [PW!] Savaje- taking care of business Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2000/04/22 "GO CRUCIFIER. DESTROY." "Go Ra-wn-mo!" Savaje threw Ra-wn-mo'ers pokeball. He watched as CRUCIFIER, a Dragonite, dismantled it. "That's OK Ra-wn-mo! You'll get him next time." "NO. YOU HAVE BEEN BUMPED UP THE LIST." The King of EVERYTHING, Geoduder, hurled himself at Savaje. He moved out of the way quickly, tripping, and falling on his arm. It suddenly snapped. Geoduder ripped the arm off and threw it off in the distance. A herd of Caterpie ate it like Piranhas swarming a cow. "GEODUDER WILL DESTROY YOU LATER. GEODUDER HAS MORE IMPORTANT PEOPLE TO DESTROY." The King of EVERYTHING, Geoduder, hovered off into the forest. Savaje layed on the ground. He had fallen, and he couldn't get up. "Wha.,jaanosrlt.aaaanfseiajdlkafaaaaiowrjuujeeeeebarrr....deeeemuuu!" "OK boss! I'll get that monkey! Just watch me!" Savaje nodded and winked, as he slowly walked out of the alley. He would get that monkey. "Huff....wheez....puff..." Savaje was standing at the 2nd floor of an apartment building.After all, climbing stairs was hard work. He took out 'Stick' and entered the hall. He slowly checked each room. He picked the lock and opened the door with 'Stick' and slowly entered. He was going to get that monkey. A little girl slowly walked in. Savaje grabbed a rubber band. "Are you Santy Clause?" she asked. "No, why?" Savaje looked puzzled. "Well you're big and fat, and you ate my cookies." She pointed to the pillar of cookie crumbs. "What are you talking about?" said Savaje, with his mouth full. "I've come for monkey!" "Monkey? Who's that?" She looked puzzled. "Little girl, close your eyes! This may sting!" Savaje pointed the rubber band. He let his finger go back, but belched, pointing his hand and face down. He let go and shot himself in the foot. "HOLY BEJEEZUS!" Savaje jumped up and down (not too high however) before falling, rolling out the door, and slamming into a wall. He sighed and decided to return home. On the way, he was followed by three Clefairy who were juggling apples. "OOOH! APPLES!" He fell down, crushing the three with a 'FAIRY!'. He proceeded to pick up the apples and eat them. It was going to be a rough journey home. "Mwa, jehs, soiuw ahma ihas ihasmn." Jeezowanni grabbed the apple cores and sucked on their suculant juice. Savaje may have not completed the mission but Boss sure was happy. TBC? Of course it will. ~Xus: You know you love me.~ Xus (Zoo-ss) n. A common creature commonly seen fiddling with a piece of cardboard. Owner of- 14 Funny Fearow Points 500,000,000 Rare Candy Isn't Worth It Points 100 Experience points 10 Funny as hell points Pippo is my stuffed monkey. Fear Pippo.