From: .-~Xµ§:I AM SePHIROTH~-. (iha1979@mmcable.com) Subject: [PW!] Savaje- your big fat teddy bear Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2000/04/29 Savaje had been itching about himself. He didn't know who he was at all. He didn't know what he was, quite honestly. Could he be a human, or a pokemon? Well, he finally came to the decision that he's a pokemon. Which one, though? I know, Sandslash, That's a good one. We'll continue the story thinking that Savaje is a Sandslash. "Sand. Sandslash. Slash." Savaje sniffed around looking for a battle. He was in Rock Tunnel. A noise barely escaped his hearing range. He pointed himself in the direction of the noise. Coming at him like an Earthquake was The King of EVERYTHING, Geoduder. "Geoduder! Fight me! I'm going to catch you!" Savaje jumped up. "GEODUDER IS NOT A GEODUDE. WHY DOES A POKEMON WANT TO BE A POKEMON TRAINER? YOU'RE JUST STUPID. YOU HAVE BEEN BUMPED UP ON THE LIST. HA, HAHA HA." Geoduder laughed at Savaje, as if he pressed all of his buttons at once. Savaje broke down crying. "I WANT TO BE A POKEMON TRAINER! I WANT TO CATCH GEODUDER!" Savaje sand out while crying. "YOU ARE A SAD HUMAN. GEODUDER WILL DESTROY YOU LATER, GEODUDER IS AFTER AN ANNOYING KID WITH A RED HAT AND A PIKACHU. YOU HAVE BEEN BUMPED UP ON THE LIST." Geoduder ran off not so silently, leaving Savaje in the dark. "Sand. Slash sand." Savaje rolled around Rock Tunnel and sniffing everything in sight. He came up to a lass. "Sand. Sand slash. Slash sand." "Hey Jennifer! Check out this fat guy!" Another young girl walked up. Savaje tryed to jump up and sniff then. Unfortunately he only made it up about halfway. "Your hair smells nice. Sand." The girls ran off in disgust and gave Savaje the finger. He continued to jump around. "Sand slash slashersand. Slaaaasssshhhh." He jumped up and down. He rolled full speed at what appeared to be a banana. "WHAM!" Wall. The cave started to rumble. Savaje continued to run into the wall. Rocks began to fall down. He was running through the cave on all fours. He knocked down everything in his ways, including humans, pokemon. He was running straight for a Hiker. "I see dead people!!!!!" "BAMPH!" A rock fell on Savaje a split second before he hit him. "Ahahahahaha, what a dork! He's not wearing any pants! He has a small peney!" The Hiker laughed maniacally at Savaje. "YOU WILL THANK GEODUDER LATER FOR THE ROCK. GEODUDER MUST GO KILL THE ANNOYING PIKACHU." And with a flash, the King of EVERYTHING, Geoduder, was gone. TBC? What the hell do you think? -- ~Xus: I AM SePHIROTH.~ Xus (Zoo-ss) n. A common creature commonly seen fiddling with a piece of cardboard. Owner of- 14 Funny Fearow Points 500,000,000 Rare Candy Isn't Worth It Points 100 Experience points 10 Funny as hell points Pippo is my stuffed monkey. Fear Pippo.