From: Jose L. Solano (jsolano199@aol.comlink) Subject: [PW!] Shutup, Abra Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2000/03/05 Pokéwars: Ashura "Shutup, Abra" Jose L. Solano "<Ashura, there must be something else on your mind.>" said the levitating Abra as he followed Ashura into the Pokémon Center. "<Nope, my mind's made up. I'm killing Tenchi.>" Ashura jumped onto the counter and looked Nurse Joy in the eye. "Hello. Where's your master?" she asked. "<Uh... look, just heal me.>" Unable to carry the large Sandslash, Nurse Joy called in a burly Machoke to take him to the revitalization machine. "Machoke, please heal this Sandslash." "<Sure thing, ma'am,>" it replied as it carried Ashura to the back room. He put Ashura down on a small table. "<Well, aren't you going to make me feel better?>" Ashura asked. "<Oh, I'll make you feel better alright...>" Machoke gave Ashura wide grin. "<Hey, wait a second...>" Still grinning, Machoke slowly advanced. Ashura jumped off the table and turned it on its side. "<STAY BACK! I KNOW SWIFT!>" Ashura yelled, holding his claws up. "<You're a weak little Sandslash... I know what to do with you!!"> Machoke jumped over the table and on top of Ashura. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------- "<Excuse me, Nurse.>" Abra said. "Do you need healing too, little Abra?" Joy asked with a smile. "<No thanks, but do you hear anything... funny coming from the back room?>" "Oh, that's just Machoke turning the revitalization machine on. It's taking an awfully long time. Chansey, could you go back there and check?" "Chansey!" yelled the Chansey. Abra was unable to understand the Chansey language, but he guessed that it had said something to the effect of "yes ma'am." Chansey totted into the back room, wearing its usual smile and nurse's hat. Before it could open the door, Ashura smashed through the wall with a rolling attack. "<WAIT! COME BACK!>" screamed Machoke. "<Abra, let's get out of here!>" Ashura ran out the door, followed by Abra, levitating as usual. Machoke leaned against the front counter. "Machoke, you did it again, didn't you?" Nurse Joy scolded. "<Yes... I couldn't resist...>" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------- "<Ashura, just what in blazes happened in there?!>" Abra asked. "<I don't want to talk about it. C'mon, we better head for Pewter City. Maybe the Pokémon Center there has... decent service.>" "<Or, maybe you'll get lucky and the Machoke is female this time.>" "<Shutup, Abra.>" Yet another filler post brought to you by Jose Luis Solano ------------------------------- Offical Member of the AFSH Stupid Brigade ------------------------------- Beware the Dark Hamster of the Sith