From: RobfromVoid (RobfromVoid@prodigy.net)
Subject: [PW!] S.S. Anne Sets Sail!
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Date: 2000/03/21
Minax stands in the crow's nest of the S. S. Anne cruiseship, staring
off to the brilliant Vermilion City sunrise in the horizon. She's
wearing a black bikini top with a brown vest over it, tight navy blue
shorts, and her usual black leather boots. She's wig-less in public for
the first time since she boarded the ship, since she temporarily took
off her long black hair wig so that the cool morning breeze could blow
through her real yet dyed red hair. She's been waiting for the ship to
leave Vermilion Port for weeks. It's the first day of Spring, and she
just can't take the waiting any longer, "It's time to take matters into
my own hands. Literally." Minax looks downward. Just below the crow's
nest is the captain's cabin. Minax leaps.
The red-haired Rocket lands on the ceiling of the cabin that belongs to
the old fool that is the captain of the S. S. Anne. She places her black
hair wig back on her head, adjusts it so that it covers any redness in
her hair, and climbs down the side of the cabin onto the deck of the
ship. Minax finds the door that leads into the cabin, knocks twice, and
waits. When no one answers the door, she kicks the door swiftly, but it
doesn't break open, "Damn." She pulls her revolver out of her holster
and one trigger pull later, the doorknob-less door has swung open and
the revolver's canister only has five bullets left in it.
"Ugh... Please... don't shoot... me..." A green-faced white-bearded old
man is sitting on a wooden chair in the room, hunched over and moaning
quite noticably, "...I'm just a little seasick, is all... If only
someone could... a massage..."
Minax slides her gun back into its holster and cracks the joints in her
fingers, "I expected as much." She had been on the S.S. Anne before, and
she was quite familiar with the concept. As if it were an annual
tradition, the captain who sailed each and every year would always get
sick when he docked in Vermilion Port. If that weren't odd enough, the
only way to cure this sickness was to give the captain a thorough back
rub. Minax sneers, "I bet you're faking it, you perv. I heard about how
excited you got when that one ten year old boy massaged you. You even
gave him a special present, you sick-o."
"Oh, yeah... nice... young... boy... with a... hot... sweaty... Uh,
nevermind!" The captain looks up while contorting his face to make his
illness seem more apparent, "Just look at my face... Do you think I'd
be... unnngh... faking this?"
Minax uses both hands to pull the captain off the chair he's in and she
throws him onto the floor on his back, "This is going to hurt you much
more than it's going to hurt me, captain. Just be thankful that I don't
like stilletto heels."
"Uh, aren't you supposed to massage my BAAAAHHHHHH!" The man screams
when Minax steps on a very sensitive part of his body. All thoughts in
the captain's mind are replaced by pain except for one: turn over before
she does it again. The captain actually manages to turn onto his back,
and merely groans as Minax walks over his back with her black leather
boots on, "I'd much rather... OUCH! Get a... ARGH! Massage... UGH! You
remind me of a sadistic red-head that..."
Minax steps off the captain's back when she notices that he's
remembering her very special massage technique. She doesn't want him to
recognize her, so she kneels down and starts to gently dig her blue
fingernails into the small of his back. She whispers, "Does this feel
better, captain? I certainly wouldn't want to hurt you. I'm sorry that I
stepped in your..."
"Oh, nevermind. You're nothing like that red-head! She was much less
polite." The captain smiles as his back rub continues...
* An Hour Later *
The loud bullhorn that announces a ship leaving port is heard throughout
the S.S. Anne. The ship is now in motion.
Sitting on a white plastic chair next to the starboard of the ship,
Minax kicks her bare feet onto the railing that goes around the ship,
"It was so nice of the captain to return the favor. So, Omelette, what
did you do with Zubat this morning?"
The small grass-skirt wearing Chansey known as Omelette goes up to
Minax's boots, which are set up next to the chair where Minax is
relaxing on, and she cringes when she catches a whiff of the horrible
scent coming from them, "See, chan!" Minax's Zubat hovers over Omelette
and smells the same odor, which leads him to shriek and wish that he
lacked a nose instead of eyes. Minax grins at the reactions of her
Pokemon, "Well, at least the stink led the captain out of his cabin."
-Minax