From: Continue (continue2@mindspring.com)
Subject: Re: [PW!] Steal ideal
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Date: 2000/07/18
RobFromVoid wrote:
>While they crowd is distracted by the snake that wants to eat all of
>them, Minax pulls off her uncomfortable shoes and limps away from
>the stage carrying her Chansey, towards the docks, unnoticed by every
>person - but not every creature.
>
>"Halt." A towering, menacing black-robed unidentified pocket monster
>grabs Minax's shoulder, "Do you really think that your Arbok's going
> to eat those people? Most of them are carrying Pokemon. One Psychic
>attack would suffice to stop him."
>
>Minax shrugs, "Big deal. I don't care what happens to him. Now get
>out of my way, or you'll be meeting someone who looks a whole lot
>like you soon." She holds her Chansey closer with her arms, which are
>also covering her bare chest.
>
>"What are you going to do?" The disguised Dragonite named Drake
>asks, incredulous towards Minax's threatening tone, "Kick me to death?
>With a sprained ankle? I'm going to turn you over to the authorities, to
>make sure you get what you deserve for your utter lack of respect for
>society. I'm sure you're breaking quite a few Pokemon abuse laws, as
>well."
>
>"Not if I..." Minax strains to break free of the Dragonite's grip, but
>finds it difficult to escape without using her arms, and she doesn't want
>to lose what little modesty she has left, "Fine, Death-wannabe. Just
>hope I'm found guilty, for your sake." Minax figures it's better to get
>put in prison and try to escape after she's been nursed back to health
>than to attempt battling the incredibly strong and sophisticated creature
>using a young Chansey, a small Zubat, or wingless Pidgey.
Adrian Tymes wrote:
>Twin Marias danced onto stage, gyrating in perfect sync to a beat
>spouting from a boom box balanced on Memuyo's charm. The
>meowth's careful balancing act to keep the box from tipping over
>caused a few audience members to start clapping, in spite of
>themselves, to the rhythm that guided the seemingly-humans' steps.
>"BONUS POINTS FOR POPULARITY WITH THE CROWD.
>THEY'LL BE A TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW!"
>
>Not that many contestants still remained off-stage...
While the twin Marias were on stage, Minax had been trying to think of
some way to escape from her captor. She couldn?t tell if the black robed
figure that held her had actually shifted his attention away from her.
Between his grip not loosening and no face being visible beneath the
hood, much less a pair of eyes, there was nothing to show whether or not
his focus had shifted during the whole time. Without knowing where his
attention lied, she decide it was best not to go for the one weapon she
had concealed.
Knowing that she couldn?t shout for help and expect any aid after what
she had just done, this was how Minax spent several uncomfortable
minutes.
Things changed when the hood of the robe pushed back by itself to
reveal no head concealed beneath. This left her less than a second to
figure out where the real head was before a giant reptilian skull started to
emerge from the top of the robe. As the skull pushed out it could be seen
to be attached to a proportionately humongous spinal column. As the
spine continued to push out a set of skeletal wings and arms unfurled
from it.
The spine lowered and curled around behind Minax, reminding her of
Splash?s Onix, which had been wrapped around her not too long ago.
She turned her head to see what it was doing behind her and came face-
to-face with the skull. The skull itself was taller than she was and in a
deep, rumbling voice said "Boo!"
Minax didn?t even twitch, but there was a small part of her deep down
that was relieved that Omelette wasn?t scared because the Chansey
wasn?t angled well enough to see what was happening. Quickly pushing
that small part aside she told the skull before her "You?ll have to do alot
better than that cheap trick to scare me."
Drake grunted then replied "Keep acting so tough, you?ll need it where
you?re going.
"Whatever." Minax turned her head away again to punctuate her
unconcerned tone.
This was exactly the reaction that Drake was hoping for. He quickly
uncoiled the large skeletal part of his body and turned to meet the twin
Marias as they emerged from the backstage area. Both of the twins took
an involuntary step backward when the giant skull nearly instantaneously
appeared in front of them.
"Aerie, you were wrong," the skull whispered out to the pair "those self-
righteous super-hero lines weren?t any fun at all." The twins
sweatdropped and recognition set in.
Aerie quickly responded "You need to learn how to really get into it.
Trying loosening up a bit more, run with it."
"If you can do it, then good for you. Why don?t you try it out where I
am? I need to get up there in case my turn comes up anyway, so you?re
going to have to take things for me."
"Okay, we?ll be there in a sec."
With that, the massive skeletal form quickly retreated., leaving Aerie with
her hand on her chin and a mischievous grin to show what she was
concentrating on.
The other member of the pair spoke up "Mimic still not think this is great
idea. Could still be dangerous."
Aerie removed the hand from her chin and snapped her fingers. "Jennys!"
and one of the Marias became an Officer Jenny. "C?mon, this is
perfect!"
The other "Maria" shrugged and said "Ok." Before becoming a twin of
the Officer Jenny next to her.
Just before the skeleton finished retracting, Minax moved her arm back
into position. "Only a few more seconds would have been enough?"
she thought.
It was only a few more seconds after the hood had moved back into place
until Drake?s voice came from it again. "I have some other business to
take care of, but I?m sure these two officers will be happy to attend to
you."
The robed form was quickly flanked by a pair of Jennys, one of which
told Drake "We?ll take it from here, go ahead and enjoy yourself."
The transformed Dragonite left the scene and quickly made his way
backstage. He came back just in time to see another contestant coming
off stage with her Marowak in tow. The pokemon had "Louisville
Slugger" written on its bone and was dressed in a baseball uniform.
As the contestant walked off the stage, the announcer spoke over the
cheers from the crowd. "That was the lovely Linda, whom I hope knows
that I would be her ball-boy anytime!" A couple of hoots and some
laughter came from the crowd.
Slate seemed to squint a bit more, if that were really possible, as he
looked at the information for the next contestant to announce. "Up next
we have something a bit different. It looks like there?s not going to be
any bikini on this next contestant."
With that comment the new nosebleed section started to get several more
people in it.
"It?s not that," Slate made sure to mention when he saw this "The next
contestant doesn?t have a trainer and is just entering the contest as a
costumed pokemon, so come on out Drake!"
The nosebleed section quickly lost the newer members as they moved
back from the stage.
After this a hooded black robe seemingly hovered down the stage. No
folds of the robe appeared to be swept forward by feet pushing from
beneath it. None of the frayed strips of cloth that hung from it swayed to
indicate a normal gait.
It stopped less than a dozen feet from the edge of the stage. The sleeves
of the robe moved up to the hood and seemed to take hold without
showing any hands. The hood was pulled back to reveal a Dragonite?s
head underneath. It smiled out to the audience and simply said "Hello."
The audience appeared underwhelmed at this point. A few hecklers
could be made out at this point. One could be heard shouting "More
skin!"
Drake?s smile disappeared and he raised his voice to make sure he could
be heard. "Sorry, you?re about to see a whole lot less skin."
The Dragonite?s head disappeared into the robe and the giant reptilian
skull pushed it?s way out. It rose into the air on top of the massive spinal
column and the skeletal wings and arms spread out from it. A huge
shadow was cast over the audience and all of the hecklers were now
silent, except for a lone "Whoa."
Unfortunately for Slate, the closest look he would get at a contestant
while he was announcing happened now. The giant skeleton turned and
leaned over to him. The massive skull stopped within a foot of his desk
and told him "Just to let you know, this is not an illusion made by some
Psychic pokemon." Drake proved his point by tapping a single skeletal
finger on Slate?s shoulder.
Rising up again, the giant skeleton bowed then retracted into the robe.
Once the hood was back up, Drake made his way to the backstage area.
"If Stevon Schpeilbunk had special effects like that in his films, I?d
probably watch a few of them." The crowd showed their agreement with
Slate by belting out some "Yeah!"s along with the cheers.
"It?s another tough act to follow, but we?ve got more contestants which
are sure to make us happy by giving it a try!"
Jeff Hauser*
*Sig Sold Seperately