From: Andrusi (andyvvv@aol.comagnemite)
Subject: [PW!] Strange Things Are Happenin' To Me
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Date: 2000/04/29
[PW!] Strange Things Are Happenin' To Me
There was a flash, and everything changed.
Andy and Enimuram looked around. Weeds had replaced flowers and vice versa.
Some trees had become sawed-off stumps. Bare trees were suddenly leafy, and a
Pidgeotto who had been building her nest now fed three baby Pidgeys. Finally,
it had gone from noon to late night instantaneously.
"What happened?" Andy wondered aloud, feeling a bit dizzy.
"I'm not sure," Enimuram responded. "It looks like a bunch of time went by
in an instant."
"You mean, like we time-traveled?" Andy's voice was filled with amazement.
"That's weird."
"Well, I guess it's the only really good explanation we have," his partner
responded. "Let's go see if--"
A voice cut him off. "Mag..."
The pair turned around. Electron and Magnemite were laying on the ground,
dazed from the effects of whatever had just happened. Electron's single eye
was spinning, and Magnemite was just blinking.
"Maybe there's something wrong with them!" Enimuram exclaimed.
"We need to get them to a Pokémon center," Andy responded, worried.
"If there still is one," Enimuram pointed out. "We might be hundreds of
years into the past or future."
"Ooh, good point. Well, we were almost through Viridian Forest anyway... I
guess we'll find out soon what's happening."
----
Ted Brotlov stared at his monitor. It seemed that the two Magnemites had
sensed the time warp and Thundershocked simultaneously, destroying the time
warp and freeing Enimuram and Andy.
"Darn," Ted said to himself. "I should have known better than to use that
idiot Giovanni's plan. Sometimes I wonder why he leads Team Rocket." He
turned to an Electabuzz. "Cyclonus, call Giovanni."
"Yes, sir," Cyclonus responded in a Patrick Stewart voice. He pressed some
buttons on a panel, muttered something to himself too quietly for his
translator headset to pick it up, and pressed more buttons.
Giovanni, leader of Team Rocket, appeared on the screen. "What? Who's that?
How dare you disturb me in the middle of the night?!"
"This is Ted Brotlov, sir. Rocket in charge of detaining Andy Renev and
Enimuram Yortsed."
"What are you calling about?"
"It seems that the time warp you told me to create was nullified by a double
Thundershock. The escapees have escaped once more."
"WHAT?" Giovanni shouted into the voice-amplifying microphone, making Ted
wince. "How could you let this happen?"
"I tried to tell you, sir. Once a time warp has been created, there's no way
I can control what happens to it."
"Darn," Giovanni ordered a nearby Rocket who had asked what should be done
about socks with holes in them. "I gave you twelve Abras so you could have the
power to create the time warp. And not only did you lose the Abras in the
process, but you also lost the warp. Consider yourself in serious trouble,
Brotlov."
Ted frowned. "Yes sir."
"And get to work finding a way to dispose of those two," Giovanni continued.
"I can't have troublemakers like Enimuram and Andy, er, making trouble. You
will be issued another fifty Voltorbs to complete this task, so you now have
one hundred and two of my Pokémon in your possession. Do not fail me again."
He stared at Ted threateningly. "Any damage they do will be taken out of your
paycheck, and you know what a negative salary means." And with that, he hung
up.
Ted turned to Cyclonus. "Well, what are you waiting for? Come up with a
plan!!"
---
TBC
All right! The Bomb Ball Bashers are back in action!!
-Andy &&
Co-Founder of BBB: Bomb Ball Bashers (Electrode hate club)
DON'T visit the Flying Battery Zone at http://members.aol.com/andyvvv.
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NE.
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