From: droethan (droe50NOdrSPAM@yahoo.com.invalid)
Subject: [PW!] Sweet Dreams are Made of These...
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Date: 2000/06/25
Dernam awoke on the plane midflight over the Pacific.
Everyone else was asleep, cradling thin, pathetic excuses for
pillows, covering themselves with thin, scratchy blankets.
Dernam thought of how pathetic these people where, trying to
escape there meaningles exsistances, inadiquately covering
themselves against the in-flight elements. Then he remembered he
was one of them, escaping to a far off country, of which he new
quite a bit, and a little of the language, but it was an escape,
either this way or that. He was trapped by himself, with his
girlfriend, but still alone. And he had to take a piss.
Quietly getting up from his seat, Dernam slid his blanket
off, deftly avoiding disturbing Allison. It was cold in the
cabin, colder than he expected. He rubbed his arms to keep the
blood flowing, and entered the coach bathroom, and flipped the
occupied sign on.
Dernam started to unzip his pants, when he heard a slight
clicking sound behind him.
"Just what do you think you're going up on this plane?"
Dernam, thinking on his tows, drew the old police-issue 9mm
he carried with his left hand, spun, and brang the gun, tilted at
a 45 degree angle...
Directly into the face of a very amused Mewtwo. "Just wht
do you think you're going to do with that," the wise genetic
freak,"give me the hiccups?" Dernam twisted the pistol right
side up, and dropped it.
"Geezus, you fairy, what's the idea of sneaking into the
men's bathroom like that just when I'm about to drop my pants?
You coming out of the closet?"
Mewtwo's usually smug grin turned to a frown. "Pathetic
human." he said without moving his lips. "If I weren't in such a
good mood right now, I'd just kill you here and now. Not like
that's something totally out of the ordinary right now." His
smile returned.
"What the bloody hell are you talking about, Mewspew?"
"You watch your smart mouth, or I'll do their job for them."
"OK, 'their'? What in tarnation are you talking about?"
Mewtwo cleared his throat, an action Dernam thought was
pretty unneccesary, considering his ability to talk without a
throat. "If you didn't already know, most of ATR has quit, only
one real member, plus you, is still in. If he is taken out or
retires, that leaves you as the soul surviver of ATR. That, and
Team Rocket wants to kill all the ATR members, still in or not.
The Rockets are almost as all knowing as I am."
Dernam thought it all over and looked at Mewtwo, directly
into those cold, royal purple, unfeeling eyes. "And why the f*ck
tell me all this?"
"Because I enjoy telling people things, to taunt them.
There is no way to get a message off this plane. By the time you
land, all of ATR will most likely be dead. Your comrades in arms
will all, and you can do nothing about it. Just be glad that you
shall be spared, due to the actions of your girlfriend. Be
thank full you are still a poontang-obsessed teenager, or
your girlfriend's influence wouldn't have been enough, and you
would be killed, along with the others, but the point is..."
"What?"
"You're friends ae gonna die, and you can't stop it! Nyah
nyah nyah nyah, nnyyaahh!!" With that, Mewtwo put his 3-fingered
hand to his forhead, made an L, stuck out his tongue, gave Dernam
a raspberry, and dissappeared as quickly as he had come."
"Pervert, probably just wanted to get a piece, damn faggot."
"I heard that."
"Sorry, sorry, jeezus, hard-nut." Dernam had a funky
feeling, like the world had been turned upside down. And he
REALLY had to take a piss now.