From: Ivyna J. Spyder (lucrecia@aol.com) Subject: [PW!] The Evolution of Frankenduck Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2000/04/29 If anyone saw the strange group that walked through the streets of Lavender Town, they wouldn't have believed their eyes. There was a human, a Psyduck with a mustache, carrying a spoon in each hand, a Clefairy with blood around its mouth and on it's claws, a Porygon that was constantly chuckling to itself, and finally one who was a bizarre mixture of several different Pokémon. "Now we need to find a trainer to fight!" said Prof. Kasai, searching around. "Chimera, fly up and see if you can see anyone!" She roared, and flew into the air. She flew back a few minutes later. "Puurrrsian!" "Great!" said Kasai. She led them to a young Pokémon trainer, who was playing a game with his Pokémon, an Eevee! "Good, an Eevee! I need one of those for an experiment." <Shouldn't you put Chimera in her Pokéball, master? Hehehe!> said Cy-gor. "Oh, it doesn't matter." Said Kasai. "Hey, kid!" "Yeah, mister?" "Want to battle?" "Sure!" said the kid enthusiastically, hardly noticing Chimera. "How about two-on-two?" "Works for me." Said Kasai. "Alright, go Munchie!" <Why Munchie?> asked Frankenduck. "You can fight the next battle. I'm just seeing what you'd be up against!" "I'll chose Spearow!" shouted the kid, releasing the bird Pokémon. "Speeaar!" "Munchie, Sing!" "Cleeefairrry, Cleeefaaiirry, Faaaairrry!" sang Munchie. "Spearow, Peck it!" "Spearow." said Spearow, falling from the sky as the attack affected it. It was sound asleep! "Oh no, return!" But before he could get it in its Pokéball, Munchie roasted it with Fire Blast! "Munchie!" said Kasai angrily and Munchie picked up the blackened bird, about to chomp into it. "You're STILL hungry?" "Fairy! (Yeah!)" he said angrily. "Spearow!" cried the boy. "Is it okay?!" "Spear." it said weakly, and he brought it back. "Now you're in for it! Go Eevee!" "Uuuee!" "Your turn, Frankie!" <I don't need you to tell me what to do.> said Frankenduck, facing Eevee. "Psychic!" <Didn't I say to shut up?!> said Frankenduck, slamming Eevee against a tree until it fainted. "Darn, you won!" said the kid sadly. "I'll beat you next time!" "Hey Frankie, can you evolve yet?" <No, that wasn't enough experience.> he said. "Okay, let's find another trainer!" said Kasai. "Now, Cy-gor, get that Eevee!" <Hehehehe, yes master!> said Cy-gor, floating over and grabbing the fainted Eevee. "Hey, give it back!" screamed the kid. "PURSIAN!!" shouted Chimera, slashing at the kid. Frightened, the kid ran away. "Good girl, Chimera!" said Kasai. "Now, I wonder where we can find another trainer?" "Rai Rai! (I'll look!)" said Chimera, flying up again. <Um, don't you think she might attract attention flying around like that?> asked Frankenduck. "There have never been problems before." Said Prof. Kasai as Chimera flew back down. "Vap Vapor! Vaporeon! (I found another trainer!)" They followed her, and there was another trainer, an older girl with yellow hair. "What the heck kind a' Pokémon is dat?!" she exclaimed, pointing at Chimera. "Uh, she's just wearing a silly costume!" said Kasai. "Wow, what a great cover up story!" he said quietly. "What do ya' want?" "A Pokemon battle?" "Sure, I don't got notin' else ta' do. One on one?" "Okay! Go, Frankenduck!" "Alakazam!" said the Psyduck. The girl sweatdropped. "Uh, your Psyduck's a bit messed up, ya' know?" <Silence, fool!> said Frankenduck. <You will pay for your insolence!> "Cute lil' guy!" she said. "Alright, I chose. Doduo!" The two headed bird appeared, squawking. "Clefairy Fairy Clefairy Fairy. (Hey, that looks like something the Prof. would like!)" "Doduo, Peck!" "Frankie, Mega Punch!" <I said not to tell me what to do!!!> he said angrily. His Psyduck fist/wing thing glowed, and he punched the Doduo, sending it flying back. "Tri Attack!" said the girl. The Doduo hit the Psyduck/Alakazam with uh, triangle thingies. "Psychic!" Frankenduck scowled at him. <SHUT UP!!!!!!> "Sorry." Frankenduck used Psychic, picking the Doduo up, and slamming it into the ground. It squawked, and fell over. "Ah, dang it!" said the girl, recalling it. "Nice Psyduck you got there, or whatever it is." "Hey Frankie, can you evolve yet?" <I believe I have gained enough experience.> he said. He started glowing! He evolved into Golduck. The scar on his head was gone, but he still had the mustache, and was holding two spoons. And the red dot on his forehead was shaped like an eye or something. "Yay, Frankie!" said Kasai. "Fairy! Clefairy! Fairy Fairy? (All right! You did it! Can we eat now?)" "Purrr Purrrsian! (Great, Frankie!)" <Stop calling me that, you morons!> <Hehehe, whatever you say, Frankie! Hehehehe!> The Golduck sighed. <You guys are hopeless.> TBC. -- Ivyna J. Spyder My Pokémon and Beast Wars Page! (Sister site of the Beast Wars Anonymous Fanfiction Archive!) http://members.xoom.com/Ivyna Beware the two great powers of destruction The shadow of the dark device Will grapple with the prisoner of the unearthly urn The sacred city will be no more As day is swallow up by night Darker still for when they return to lay waste the world But no human knows the secret to sooth the powers And guide them back to the Shadow World